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Friday, October 05, 2007

Hotties Could Save Republican Party

Usually Republicans are wizzened old white guys with the charisma of a wet blanket. But perhaps not for much longer as young, talented, strong, intelligent Republican hotties are coming on the scene.

We've talked before about Alaska governor Sarah Palin. Enormously popular, the 43 year old Republican has fought back against dinosaur, tax and spend Republicans in her home state and there's no doubt she could do the same at the national level. Many speculate that Palin could easily challenge bridge to nowhere builder Republican Senator Ted Stevens but a grassroots movement is growing to encourage consideration of Palin as a potential GOP Vice Presidential candidate.

Palin who has what is probably the highest approval rating of any politician in America at 84% has shaken up the GOP old boys club in Alaska, putting a stop to pork barrel politics and ending old sweetheart deals. She even put an end to the bridge to nowhere; killing what some considered to be the poster child for Congressional pork.

Some pundits who like Palin think she needs more experience. However some of her supporters posit that were Palin a male and a Democrat, she'd be considered the next JFK. Indeed, she has more executive experience and is of the same generation as Barack Obama.

Another young, female GOP power player of late is Jeri Kehn Thomspon, 41. The former media consultant and Republican National Committee staffer is considered to be the svengali behind her Presidential candidate husband, Fred Dalton Thompson. As the Thompson campaign kicks into high gear, Mrs. Thompson has become more prominent.

The Republican Party could be revived by turning leadership over to youngsters such as Palin and Thompson. Sure, Thompson's husband is the candidate and yet another wizzened old white guy, but should he be elected there certainly is a model for a first lady to follow to a political career of her own. Given that both Palin and Thompson are of my generation I agree its high time to turn things over to their peers.

By the way before any of you go nuts, when I refer to Palin and Mrs. Thompson being hotties, its the whole package, not just their looks. It refers more to a state of mind, intelligence and ability. Indeed, if Palin or Thompson were just clerks at the Piggly Wiggly, they'd probably just be considered of average attractiveness. Indeed, Henry Kissinger may have been correct when he said power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I hope that midget mexican horny mayor is not around our republicans hotties because he will having sex with our cute republican hotties and making illegal mexian babies with our hotties.

Keep the horny midget mayor away from republican horny hotties.

October 05, 2007 2:58 AM  

Anonymous Stella said:

Power may be the ultimate aphrosdisiac, but conservatism can be the ultimate mood killer.

Thanks, but no thanks.

October 05, 2007 5:36 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The only way an old bald, boring and out of shape Thompson can get a young woman is with power and money.,

This tells you something about republicans, women are only after your money and fame becuase you are lousy in bed and boring as hell.

Women are very clever when in comes to politics of the heart.

I'm sure the fatso Mayor Sam and Zuma Smelly Dogg have not a sexual scandal in decades, if ever.

October 05, 2007 6:22 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Hotties," huh?

Mrs. Thompson's so incompetent, she turned over her husband's staff TWICE before he even declared.

If this is the GOP's savior, bring it on!

Dumbass.

October 05, 2007 6:28 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thank you, Mayor Sam, for finally telling the truth about "tax and spend Republicans."

This post will live in infamy.

October 05, 2007 6:31 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

5:36 I'm with you. I love that hot steamy liberalism in the bedroom.

Tax me again baby! Right there in pocketbook! Now create some new entitlement programs and gimme some government run health care! Oh yeah!

October 05, 2007 7:14 AM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

Absolutely there are tax and spend Republicans. Once elected, Republicans are not immune to catching taxandspenditis, especially when they are in such close and frequent contact with Democrats.

GWB is one of the biggest tax and spenders there is. So was his daddy.

October 05, 2007 8:46 AM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

And by the way kudos to Palin for cutting off the crack (tax money) to old porker dinosaurs like Stevens.

October 05, 2007 8:47 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey, Mayor... are you the one vandalizing NoHo with Ron Paultard signs?

Dumbass.

October 05, 2007 9:21 AM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

Nope. And those folks were all over the LA County Fair last week.

I'm supporting Thompson for now. Though Palin would probably be a better choice.

October 05, 2007 9:47 AM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

"PAULTARDNISTAS" raised $5,000,000 in the last reporting period. Legalize that Pot!!!

October 05, 2007 9:58 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I heard Larry Craig is no longer Gay, he is now a devout heterosexual. He will be at a night club in West Hollywood, tapping his happy feet.

October 05, 2007 12:06 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Higby,

Going "WWG" on us ?

Roderick

October 05, 2007 12:51 PM  

Blogger Stephen R. Maloney said:

Dear MayorSam: Thanks so much for your support of Gov. Sarah Palin. Her son recently joined the Army (and is not at Ft. Benning) on 9/11/07, which suggests the kind of family the Palins are. I've written many columns on Sarah in support of her for the vice-presidential nod and eventually for the presidency. I hope she is our FIRST female President (if you get my hint). Anyone who'd like to read more about her should visit my site at: http://camp2008victorya.blogspot.com. Everyone is always welcome there, just like at MS's Sister City.

steve maloney
ambridge, pa

October 05, 2007 4:17 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

That old fart Fred Thompson looks like the kids great grand father to these kids. Howcome old farts go for the younger women?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:The_Thompson_Family.jpg

October 06, 2007 3:31 AM  

Blogger Jack Hoff said:

Mayor Sam, the truth is; Hotties can save ANY party...

October 06, 2007 1:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

If they would just stick to lowering taxes, securing the border, and enforcing citizens rights to life liberty and property....and throw in somoe hotties, all would be well. And leave the social engineering to democrats, ie: stay out of gay marriage and abortion issues completely, as well as quit trying to spread "democracy" to muslim countries and focus on the country in which they were voted into power in the first place. And also some hotties.

October 13, 2007 5:15 PM  

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