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Monday, June 11, 2007

ZUMA DOGG "MASTER SHADY REPORT" (SINCE ALL OF Y'ALL ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND LAzy TIMES INSISTS ON ZERO LOCAL ABOVE THE FOLD COVERAGE)

***** UPDATE: CM HUIZAR'S ELEPHANT HILL MEETING TOMORROW CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS ON THIS COMMUNITY SHOWDOWN
Zuma' CLINTON Campaign Articles on Google, ZD DEMING Articles on Google

Click here for EVERY ZD Public Comment at City Hall this past year. [type "zuma" in keyword box, or just type in "shady".]

Since everyone is so busy talking about Paris Hilton -- and since the LAzy Times is hell bent on being the INTERNATIONAL TIMES, instead of LA TIMES (Hey Dummies...isn't anything newsworthy of front page, above the fold coverage in this city? All you do is talk about the problems and things happening everywhere else in the world. What about the same shiznit happening right under your own upturned noses. The LA TIMES is nothing more than a diversionary tactic, sent out to the masses, by the political steamroll machine, to sidetrack y'all from the realest, dough.

I'm afraid I have to step in and declare an emergency ordinance:

Whereas, first of all, F*CK your coverage of Paris Hilton;

Whereas, WE GOT A COMPLETE LOCAL MEDIA BLACKOUT JUST AS THE CITY HAS PUT THE FOOT ON THE ACCELERATOR ON THE SHADIEST OF DOWNTOWN DEVELOPMENT POLICY. (See: Jan Perry. See also: Despicable. Superfluously arrogant. Grandeur in the "Emperors New Clothes" sense; and she has none);

Whereas, there are so many other issues almost as important as Paris Hilton (yes, she is a celebrity, and society treats people differently, so therefore, occasionally so do the police -- if she wasn't famous, they probably could've put her under house arrest in the first place. And at some point, the Sheriff has to cut his losses (all the extra effort because she IS a HUGE celebrity (not even just a regular celebrity), cause they got a few other criminals to deal with. Al Sharpton, stay the f*ck where you are and don't turn yourself into a complete clown over this. THIS will be the challenge that turns you into a parody of yourself. But I simply don't want Paris Hilton to give "fraud, waste and abuse" a free pass for the next month. So Al, stay home, my man! Ed Reyes can speak on your behalf.

Whereas, these are the biggest issues I have come across from my ZAP headquarters (secret internet location), here are all the links to all the stories from the past couple weeks that I have posted on my new "archive" blog Zuma Dogg Blog (Story Archives)

AND UNTIL ALL OF Y'ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND THE MAYOR'S FAMILY LIFE (Two of the city's least problems, I'm going to expand the length of my posts and not use the read more. Maybe after this, I'll post my 5500 word article on CRA/AEG's Master Boondoggle Plan for "LA LIVE" (See link below). Or maybe now would be a good time to post "Interpreting Deming's 14 Points" in case anyone missed it. (See link below)

Join ZAP, Downtown "Convention Center" Game Plan is "Do or Die" Roll of the Dice

LA LIVE $2 billion (plus) CRA/AEG Pet Project: Ritz Carlton Condos and Hollywood Convention Center, USA, Intl., Villaraigosa's ALHAMBRA Smog Parade

More Convention Center, USA, Intl: Eli Broad's Risky Grand Ave Project Puts City "On The Hook" for 99 years., More on Broad/Related/CRA/County/City Council's Grand Ave Project: Not TOO Complicated!

ZD Street Video: On The Future of LA/Density/Infrastructure, Someone Posts Ultimate Tribute to Zuma Dogg

Big Picture Behind "Manhattanization" of LA: It's FEDERAL!, CM Rosendahl Threatened to hold this picture with ZD against him, come re-elections

ZD Radio Call & Original Music PODCAST PLAYER (Streaming), LA City's "Dumb" Smart Growth (Based on LA WEEKLY article

Only thing standing in way of Smart Growth is the law and the people, Neighborhood Council concerns

Building and Saftey Bamboozle over Methane Policy: IT'S DANGEROUS, Living Wage back as hilarious motion "To END Poverty"

ZD "State of the City" Speech, ZD & Courts Agree Mayor's LAUSD Plan is a LOSER

WANTED: Leadership Inside City Hall Council Chambers, Mayor, YOU BIG DUMMY, We Told You AB 1381 Was Just Wrong!

LAUSD CONFLICT: SEMILLA Charter School Business Structure, LAUSD School Board Addresses ZD's concern of Charter School Conflicts of Interest

SCAG DELCARES SMOG FEDERAL EMERGENCY, Mayor Comes Out of Denial on LA's "Two Class System"

Antonio Goes "Gangsta" on Zev's Azz During PUBLIC MTA Meeting (LOL!), Clinton Co-Chair Puppets

Good Villaraigosa YouTube Video (Good if you like him to look bad!), Water Supply Threatens Ed Reyes' LA River Density Housing Project

CRA "Eminent Domain" Ordinance Being Drafted. (No Worries, Mate!), Why we need to "force" affordable housing in free market society

YouTube Comedy Classic: Mayor Villagrosa, Potential Metro Water Shutdown shows potential problem with LA's Skyscraper City Plans

ZD Update Thread, BIG PICTURE Story on LA City Hall

ZD's "Shady Report" (06/10/07) But their corrupt actions will live on...., DWP 6.2% Increase cause of YOUR High Density

Glassell Pk NC -- CITIZEN'S ALERT, Y'ALL!!!, PUBLIC INPUT from Zuma's ZAP inbox

DONE has to send representative to straighten out GPNC Board of Losers, Glassell Update

DESERT BLOG THREADS [If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat? Don't kick your feet. You can't watch these, till you read EVERYTHING ELSE ABOVE! (Until you clean your plate.)

ZD sings like Steve Perry on "Don't Stop Believing", ZD on "Viral Video" Chart: #7 ZD/Gene Simmons Mask

ZD LIVE Call In TV show (Comedy/Music), ZD messing with people at American Idol Auditions at Rose Bowl: Season 3 (For the Childrens),

AND HERE'S A VIDEO TO THE MAYOR FROM FORMER SUPPORTERS


contact: zumadogg@gmail.com

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

find the paragraph below from Paula Bagasoa's challenge to the GPNC elections very sad. Here she pretends care about people in and around Glassell Park by requesting the old board of the GPNC should supply them with voting information in TAGALOG for the Filipinos. I find it hilarious that the current GPNC board of which she is a member usually only supplies their Agendas in English only, they don't supply Spanish and they for sure are not posting information or agendas in Tagalog, so what is she thinking? If Tagalog was so important for assisting Stakeholders in voting then why has it suddenly become too much trouble for the current GPNC board to supply it at meetings. FYI the current board does usually supply a Spanish translator person and they have headphones. Pasted below is Paula's rant about Tagalog.

Regarding language communications. I am also seeking that the election flyer, Vote-by- Mail documents, and the ballots also be developed, distributed, and be made available in Tagalog. While the many Filipinos and Filipino Americans who are stakeholders in the GPNC area do speak English or some English, it is well established that the most effective way to communicate with this population is in English and Tagalog. At the present time, only English and Spanish are proposed.

June 11, 2007 1:54 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

95% of the people in the Phillipines are educated in ENGLISH. They began being trained in English in 1945/1946; So, if you are over 60 you might not understand English; but under 60; sorry. Since Paula has a 'communication' company she can translate it very quickly and post on the net as a public service for the community.

June 11, 2007 3:05 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Am I the only one that's noticing that the longer Zuma Doggggggg stays on this blogggggg, and the more he's allowed to fill its pages with millions of words, the angrier and less coherent he gets?

DUDE, you've got more of a forum now than ever and your kicking your audience in the teeth and drowning them with stream-of-semi-consciousness deluges.

Find, of open a steam vent - before you blow. This one isn't working.

June 11, 2007 4:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma,

Regarding 4:03pm: Shall I unplug myself, now?

June 11, 2007 4:35 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good idea; unplug him as well.

June 11, 2007 5:39 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Everyone is talking about how bad smart growth is. (which is true) and the mayor is going to make it happen by his hand picked planning director's. You DO KNOW how corrupt that city is with every planning commissioner having a conflict of interest and a stake in passing their "city of villaigs?"
if one wants to hide the true meaning of your intentions use fake names such as "elegant density" and "city of viliages"

Ou wow them with pretty PR prose and marking -something the Mayor and his Planning Director Clone got down pat.

also check out this:http://www.sdcitybeat.com/article.php?id=111
and
http://www.angelfire.com/wy/rvpp/cityofvillages.html
LA you're in for this as well!

June 11, 2007 5:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Everyone is talking about how bad smart growth is. (which is true) and the mayor is going to make it happen by his hand picked planning director's. You DO KNOW how corrupt that city is with every planning commissioner having a conflict of interest and a stake in passing their "city of villaigs?"
if one wants to hide the true meaning of your intentions use fake names such as "elegant density" and "city of viliages"

Ou wow them with pretty PR prose and marking -something the Mayor and his Planning Director Clone got down pat.

also check out this:http://www.sdcitybeat.com/article.php?id=111
and
http://www.angelfire.com/wy/rvpp/cityofvillages.html
LA you're in for this as well!

June 11, 2007 5:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

- WEISS PROPOSES MAJOR CHANGE FOR ENVIRONMENTAL REVIEW PROCESS
- WEISS WORKS TO FIGHT LOCAL FIRE THREATS
- SUPPORTING FEDERAL BILLS TO KICKSTART TUNNELING IN THE WILSHIRE CORRIDOR
- WEISS, ENC FIGHT VENTURA BLVD TRAFFIC
- WEISS HOSTS COMMUNITY SECURITY MEETINGS WITH LAPD
- WEISS LEGISLATION TO SECURE SUPPORT FOR VA MASTER PLAN
- WEISS PUSHES FOR BUCKLEY COMPROMISE AT SOHA
- WEISS DISCUSSES HOMELAND SECURITY WITH LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS
- MELROSE PLACE FARMERS MARKET MOVES ONE BLOCK WEST
- RABBI ROBERT GAN RETIRES AS SPIRITUAL LEADER AT TEMPLE ISAIAH
- 10TH ANNUAL SORO FESTIVAL A SUCCESS
- WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SPEED HUMPS
- MUCH THANKS TO CAPTAINS QUINN AND EVANS
- NEW FIELD DEPUTY FOR WESTWOOD
- UPCOMING EVENTS IN COUNCIL DISTRICT FIVE
- STAFF PROFILE: SUE STENGEL

June 11, 2007 5:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You Go Jack!!!

Weiss for City Attorney

June 11, 2007 7:36 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Perception is the battle of the mind. You cannot change the prospects mind, once it is made up. People base these decisions on emotion, not logic.

Try convincing a teenager that today's pop music musicianship isn't any good. You could pull out the sheet music and compare it to symphony sheet music, and PROVE how today's pop music is inferior.

But teenagers wanna like Justin Timberlake, so it's useless to try and convince them otherwise. Their mind is made up, and they have a lot invested in liking Justin Timberlake.

Similarly, people wanna hate Jack Weiss, so it's useless to try and convince then otherwise. Their mind is made up, and they have a lot invested in hating Jack Weiss.

So how do you combat this, and win the battle of perceptions in the mind? Read Al Ries and Jack Trout "Marketing Warfare".

But to summarize: You have to create a new catagory. For example, Honda created "Acura" to combat perception problems that would have prevented the same line of cars from commanding the higher "upper-end" perception.

(It would have just been an exensive Honda.)

June 11, 2007 9:39 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jack WEiss rules; Zuma Dog drools.

June 12, 2007 5:02 PM  

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