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Monday, May 07, 2007

THE ZUMA DOGG REPORT - ELECTION '08, Garcetti Blows LAX Wage Increase, LAUSD Charter Reform Motion and CD 2 Dissatisfaction with "Wicked" Wendy Greuel

ZUMA DOGG TAKES BLOGGING NATIONAL: Oh no...if you thought ZD was bringing bad PR to the shady fraud, waste and abuser at Los Angeles City Hall (Villaraigosa and City City Council), check out THIS Google search of "Zuma-Dogg, Obama, Clinton". Two of my YouTube videos were in the Top Ten, yesterday on www.viralvideochart.com based on ZD's Sunday blog-blitz. Check out Zuma Dogg's "Election Press" Election '08 Google Search. YIKES!

CM JANICE HAHN: O.K. We learned our lesson. Don't let Garcetti touch anything, He turns it shady and it loses. ZD and everyone else knows you wanted to push the "LAX (Living) Wage Increase" on to the ballot, instead of the Garshady move of trying to blow another sucker curve ball past the pueblos by not changing the original ordinance enough (as required), then having it shot down in court as a result. Garshady is the biggest spritually bankruput human being I have ever encountered, next to Wendy Greuel, so we can't let him touch the ball again. HERB...when are you taking over the Council President Chair already? It's inevitable at this point after Garcetti's final blunder. Janice. you are way better than him as an "eleccted official" (as opposed to shady politician) and are much more of a compassionate leader, because he isn't, at all. He suckers people into following him cause of his arrogant Rhodes scholar pomposity. But the smoke has been blown away and the mirrors have been shatter, so steamroll that fool and run at 10k marathon down your own path. And get a new jogging partner.

LAUSD CHARTER REFORM BILL: CM Richard Alarcon, the smoothest politician in U.S. History, will be talking LAUSD Charter reform at the next Education and Neighborhood Committe Meeting May 11th. Like I said, "talking". If you want action, read the following motion. (Interesting it's called a "motion", not a "discussion".) Just kidding, bro...I know it takes a while to get a ball rolling in City government. ZD says it's gonna be nothing but a road paved with speedbumps and unfilled potholes. CM HAHN: Here's one you can jump on and take to the hoop. After all the mayor's team still has ZERO (0) points on the board. You can read it CLICK HERE FOR LAUSD CHARTER REFORM MOTION

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Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma you have lost your mind. Herb Wesson is a complete moron and the only thing he's done is get poor puppies homes at city council. His constituents make fun of his do nothing gay attitude. He needs to come out of the closet. Hahn is the biggest embezzle next to Garcetti. She's an emotional train wreck just like Maxine Waters and has lost any credibility she had. She mumbles about nothing when she speaks. Wendy, well we all know the developers have her butt all tied up. How sad this city is with all these losers. Not a one leader in any of them including our midget, gutless mayor.

May 07, 2007 2:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

One year ago: Eric Garcetti working hard for foreign nationals in our country illegally. When was the last time he became that animated for the people who PAY his bloated salary?

May 07, 2007 2:23 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:


Hi-larious!!! Awesome take! Sometimes ZD has to make SOMEONE the good cop. In this case we were talking about Garcetti...so that's EVERYONE else.

May 07, 2007 2:52 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Herb Wesson is a scumbag. You've wasted enough of our money Herby! Get a f@#king job!

May 07, 2007 2:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Now all of a sudden Antonio and racist John Mack are saying the majority of police officers are fine men and women. Too late assholes. If this city thought there were few officers before this you just watch. No recruitment and tons of officers leaving to go to outside cities where they don't have shameful politicians pandering to illegals. They just opened the doors for more gang violence and terrorists. Stand down officers and wave and smile in your cars. Don't risk your careers for this city. They don't appreciate you and their not worth it. Let those crime numbers go wayyyyyyy up. Chief is an idiot! Shameful the way he slammed his cops. Go back to New York

May 07, 2007 3:47 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Eric Garcetti needs to also come out of the closet. Now he's created a task force with Weiss Ass. These clowns are a joke. Garcetti just embarrassed the city with living wage ordinance unconstitutional and now he's someone we should trust and listen to. Go back to the Naval academy to be with your boys where you're happy.

May 07, 2007 3:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen (removes hat and tries to bow low, winces with pain):

Bloody hell, I'm still sore after my run-in with that silly little mutt who HAD to bite my cycle wheel. But I'm doing better thanks to the company of the Bard who had me in stitches and Nurse Nicehands who ministered to my stitches. But enough of this. Let's talk about something else, shall we?

Pirates were in attendance at a CDM gathering where the woe flowed in equal parts with tequila, savvy? While the ladies were off in one part of the yard talking about ladylike things, the men were pacing and pondering a wrinkle. What wrinkle was that? One concerning a certain Clowncilmember who will be the subject of a special counsel and concurrent investigation. One must wonder how much dis is before the gruntled in order to warrant specialness, savvy?

(Scratches head and tries to do mental math) Sots, how much an hour does a special counsel cost? Best to make sure that said special counsel has not been wined and dined and expensed, lest the Bard start singing "Good Bye Ruby Tuesday," savvy?

May 07, 2007 4:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Aye, Cap'n, methinks 'tis time yer Bard had a little competition with that thar poetry o' his. Mayhap the likes o' us changed the lyrics 'round o' a nursery tune?

Oh, sing a song of City Pence
The mayor is a creep.
The Feds they are arriving,
A-digging very deep.
When they start inquiring,
The witnesses shall sing
Stating in sub rosa;
Upseting Villaraigosa!

The council - it's acting strangely
And says it's not to blame.
Although all their excuses
Are sounding rather lame.
The Mayor raises taxes,
And calls them service fees.
"You can always write a cheque
And send it to me please!"

Cap'n, do ye have more verses to add, mayhap?

May 07, 2007 4:46 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Cpt. Jack and JC the Privateer...The best collaboration since Snoop and Dre.

Jack, so you're saying ZD better not find Ruby's defendant's special counsel on Rocky or Denfendants expenses...correctamundo? Maybe I'll fire up my bat computer. But this river is never ending and my ADD is kickin in again, so maybe I'll just wait till the times or daily news prints it.

And JC the Privateer...WOW! When you are seeing the same smoke signals as cpt jack -- it won't be long till the times or daily news prints it anyway.

so someone may as well get paid for the story.

besides, just cause people are walking around doesn't mean they are gonna find anything.

May 07, 2007 5:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What are the 3 most powerful council assignments? Thats 2 out of three. Word has them as women chasers and ....

May 07, 2007 6:45 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:





May 07, 2007 8:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:





May 07, 2007 8:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thats one....

May 07, 2007 9:07 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good evening ladies and gentlemen (removes hat with flourish):

And a fine evening to you too, Lord Chapman! Well done old boy! As the resident Bard who is also tonight's Captain, I accept your invitation to add to your already excellent work!

(Opens up mouth to sing)

And then there are the lawsuits
which chronicle misdeeds.
Comes now the plaintiffs
to say “Pretty Please
give me lots of money
or I'll kick you in the....geez!
Isn't that a painful thing
that brings you to your knees?

But the most distressing thing
about this tale of woe
Is word from up north
where Captiol winds do blow.
Villaraigosa leads Brown and Westly
in gubernatorial candidate polls!
Can you say “Hello Governor!
Is that Paris in your Rolls?”

It seems we've been taken
for a merry ride.
The payment for this boondoggle
extracted from our hide.
“Don't fret so, go be happy
for it is a lovely day.....”
Now what's the word I want to use?
B O L O G N A!!!!!!"

Alas Lord Chapman, with my chin all scratched and the pain capsules that Nurse Nicehands dispenses, I'm afraid I'm not at my creative best. But tonight you take the honours you do.

May 07, 2007 9:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good evening Zuma lad (tips hat)

Things are found when there is an "ex" in proximity to another word, thereby, if you will, marking the spot.

May 07, 2007 9:46 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ex Parte?

May 08, 2007 1:29 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

cpt. jack,

why can't you just send me an email with the whole story, so i don't have to spend twenty times the effort to figure it out. zumadogg@netzero.com. i've been following your clues since superbowl weekend. it's not like i'm getting paid. in about 24 hours it's gonna be steve hymon's problem. my bat computer is getting cranky, too.

May 08, 2007 2:59 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Huh..huh...huh...see what I mean...I lost a whole day, cause you just couldn't say, "Zuma, run the word "ex-parte" into your Bat Computer. Thanks to 1:29pm for allowing me the opportunity.

EX PARTE - Lat. 'By or for one party' or 'by one side.'

Refers to situations in which only one party (and not the adversary) appears before a judge. Such meetings are often forbidden.

Although a judge is normally required to meet with all parties in a case and not with just one, there are circumstances where this rule does not apply and the judge is allowed to meet with just one side (ex parte) such as where a plaintiff requests an order (say to extend time for service of a summons) or dismissal before the answer or appearance of the defendant(s).

In addition, sometimes judges will issue temporary orders ex parte (that is, based on one party's request without hearing from the other side) when time is limited or it would do no apparent good to hear the other side of the dispute. For example, if a wife claims domestic violence, a court may immediately issue an ex parte order telling her husband to stay away. Once he's out of the house, the court holds a hearing, where he can tell his side and the court can decide whether the ex parte order should be made permanent.

May 08, 2007 3:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Captain Jack Sparrow
Are the Councilclowns getting ready for a 3 ring alarm?

May 08, 2007 4:37 PM  

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