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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

ZUMA DOGG -- PUBLIC COMMENT YouTube Video for April 24, 2007

Thanks to Eric Garcetti for allowing Zuma Dogg to combine all his agenda items into one FIVE (5) MINUTE public comment. Funny though, at the end of the comment four (4) DIFFERENT agenda items; they, "Opened the roll, closed the roll, tabulated the votes", for a unanoymous vote. You mean all fifteen Councilmembers knew they were going to vote "yes" on all four items. Hmmm, that seems odd. You would think they would call each item for a separate vote. Anyway, ZD blasted Jack Weiss for giving an interview to the LAzy Times, from his seat, during Michael Carreon's public comment. And ZD blasts Tom "Keep Walking" LaBong, who knows so much about all the tract maps in the City, he was able to talk to Janice Hahn and prevent her from listening to ZD, too. [I DON'T CARE IF YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS, OR BLAST YOUR iPod -- BUT DON'T TALK WHEN ZUMA DOGG IS TALKING UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP ALL THAT WEIRD MULTI-COLORED GRAFFITTI ON YOUR STREETS. And next time I'm talking to another CM -- you don't tell ZD to keep walking. You say, "Good Morning, ZD." Or you don't say anything at all. Me personally, I would prefer the latter, Tom. I don't give a crap about High School football teams, so we don't have much to say to each other, do we? PLUS, hear a little about land dedication, tract maps, Greuel's "West Magnolia"saftey hazard. And how come Zuma Dogg got his Nikes soggy on Friday, taking the bus.


ZAP contact info: Zuma Dogg Website

And check out Matt Dowd's "Freebird" solo on the '62 Strat. One of the greatest rock guitar performances ever! (I'm sure even his haters will agree.) Plus, "Country Picking Blues".

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

see how he's saying "Mr Dogg".
he's denying you the full ID
haha
thats all Garcetti's got left to use.

April 24, 2007 9:36 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

It's official...someone is playing ZD like a Strat (Stratocaster or Strataverious, depending on your musical preference.)

Who ever keeps dumping all these case summaries to zumadogg@netzero.com, thank you!

I don't think this one is Lucille, Captain Jack. So that means there is still THAT shoe to drop.

THIS may be a bonus shoe. I still say one of y'all are playing ZD anonyomously...

KEEP PLAYIN', Y'ALL...

But don't worry City Council...I keep this separate from public comment, so I ain't gonna drop it on TV 35, so y'all can relax, over this one.

All that other stuff like $400 million in Park Bond Money Bamboozle (HOPE THAT AIN'T HAPPENING WITH THAT $25 Million Prop.K money that was on the agenda today. What's up with LA for Kids Steering Committee. Pretty good non-profit?

As I was mentioning the $400 million Park Bond Bamboozle to a certain CM listening, CM didn't respond the way ZD was hoping. (BAD POKER FACE, Y'ALL...) It made me a little suspicious, but I'm sure it's nothing.

April 24, 2007 10:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You have nothing in common with Tom Labonge.

He has a job, a bed to sleep in, which is actually in a house, and shaves and showers every morning.

And he doesn't rant or beg.

April 24, 2007 10:28 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

10:28pm,

but you're so nice to me on the phone! love it. pretty hilarious, except he does far worse than beg.

April 24, 2007 10:51 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

but who else is in that bed?

April 25, 2007 12:58 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

In Tom's bed?

Well, it ain't Matt Dowd or Deming, you can be sure of that!

April 25, 2007 3:32 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Speaking of TheBong...

Some people have been trying to get me to focus on "Griffith Park Observatory" for fraud, waste and abuse in the construction process. Man, no wonder Bong gets nervous when ZD speaks. He knows he's sitting under a big, huge ZD shoe, waiting to drop. I have the emails, will be looking over them again, and will be having ZAP's "opposition research" look into it. It's all the same obvious stuff...what do any of y'all know about the construction bamboozle at Griffith Park. (I know SOMEONE got screwed, cause I recognize the distress signals from the pueblos. send public input on the matter to zumadogg@netzero.com.

April 25, 2007 6:50 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You guys do know the whole Zuma thing is an act right? We've been looking into who is actually bankrolling Mayor Sam, Zuma and the gang and its the biggest, smelliest piece of astroturf you have ever seen.

April 25, 2007 7:05 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Come on Dave Elliott is not the usual neighborhood crank who has been on the same street for 10, 20, 30 years yelling at the cars driving by. He comes out of nowhere and suddenly knows a lot of shit about a lot of things. Look beyond the dope addled wigger act and you will see an individual who can substantive policy conversations. The guy doesn't even hide a couple decades long career in media and marketing working with Fortune 500 companies and top name entertainers. Have a conversation with Dave Elliott and you realize how much of a fiction Zuma Dogg is just like CW McCall, Pee Wee Herman and other characters brought to real life by their creators.

April 25, 2007 7:10 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

"bankrolling" mayor sam. thanks for the clue that you are desparate as hell, y'all. when a guy rolls out of his van, gets a fifty cent starbucks refill with yesterday's cup (they let me), and is happy for bus fare to make it downtown to read some case summaries at the courthouse, that's one HELL of a bankroll. HUGE SCANDAL! KEEP "looking into it" and when you find out who the big bankroller is, please let me know, so I can send them a "paypal" donation invoice. Meanwhile, guess you don't need a bankroll to break the story I'm working on.
Sorry, Charlie. Guess you'll never know how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie roll, tootise pop.

April 25, 2007 7:13 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma great public comment yesterday. Keep slamming them on the special event waivers abuse. Good one nailing NFL. That is absurb that taxpayers are giving them a FREE RIDE while they have corporate sponsors. Total bullshit. People attacking you are the ones who sit home wishing they had the balls to speak out the way you do.

April 25, 2007 7:23 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

7:10am,

Thank you so much for your take. You are right about ZD not being your average homeless. But I am not "playing it up" either. It's been a steady trasnsition, over years that turned DE into ZD. (People think it happened one day, like spiderman getting bit by a spider, or something.) so yeah, i'm kinda even MORE pathetic than the hardcore homeless, cause I never should have been here. But obviously, I wasn't able to prevent my socieital decline. The warning signs have been there since I was three years old...all the way through. My radio career put a "band-aid" over the issues that cause me to be my own worst enemy. So I think that's why the ZD public comment thing works.

I'm just enough Don Garza, but used to be Mr. Radio Exceutive big shot. (I told Garza, he's the REAL ZD, and I'm just a character of it. Which I am, but only slightly.) And when I'm making bug bucks, and have money in my pocket, I WILL dress nicer, and shave a lot (ZD was clean shaven when I first walked into City Hall, check the youtube -- I LIKE the clean shaven look better, are you kidding)

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A SUCCESSFUL, FRESH, BLINGED-OUT ZD (Snoop Dogg and all the rappers are fresh and fly). And I look forward to that day. In the meantime, I just wake up and keep going, and I'm not gonna let shady fraud waste and abuse off the hook just cause I look like hell, my clothes stink and I can't take off my hat cause I need a haircut. (My hair gets like Sideshow Bob when I don't get it cut.) So if someone wants to take ZD on a "so fresh and so clean" tour (haircut, some fresh threads, new pair of shoes (mine have holes in the bottom, which wasn't fun on Friday) I'll make Wesson and Parks look like Garza and Dogg, y'all!

April 25, 2007 7:23 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

7:23am,

Thanks. That comment did have a good feel. I think I can sustain it. The level of info is getting better that people are providing me.

MUST CLARIFY THE NFL Special Event Fee: Usually, ZD looks at each item before walking up. However, Garcetti combined all my items at the last second (that was cool, cause there were no other items except mine), only thing, due to the rush (of having to scan the agenda on the take) -- I didn't see at the bottom "EVENT SPONSOR TO REIMBURSE CITY".

AND THAT IS FANTASTIC, BRO! Cause ZD and MD DID blast for a year on those (Lakers, Academy, Grammys, Dodgers, Vanity Fair, TV, etc...) AND IT WORKED...CAUSE NOW THEY DO REIMBURSE THE CITY ON THESE. THEY KNOW THEY'VE BEEN PUT "ON RECORD". SO THANK GOODNESS....You can at least look at that as something good out of the past year of Public comment.

AND BEFORE YOU SCOFF AT IT , AND SAY, "THEY DIDNT LISTEN ZD" -- Remeber, Council was the ones who corrected an major problem. SO I HOPE YOU DON'T TRY AND DIMINISH THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS AND TAKE AWAY THE ACCOLAIDS CITY COUNCIL DESERVES FOR THIS!

THANK YOU CITY COUNCIL FOR FIXING THE SPECIAL EVENT FEE WAIVER PROBLEM REGARDING THESE HUGE CORPORATIONS YOU WERE WAIVING FEES FOR!!! And I am sorry I didn't catch that, in the rush to combine agenda items at the last minute. And thank you Eric for the clarification at the end, and you hear ZD thank him at the end of the video. And I do thank him for that! And ERIC, if I make that mistake a second time, please feel free to jump in immediatley to make that clarification, cause sometimes people only hear my part, then don't hear or understand your clarification.

Alright, time to hop on the bus and get downtown way faster than I could driving myself.

April 25, 2007 7:34 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Wow...only a 36 minute bus trip. the bus picks me up and drops me off closer than the walk from my usual parking lot -- and i read a memo on the tree maintence problem (Rosendahl's committee) that LAPD and other City Agencies are requesting $10 million for mainitinece, that will save mucho money in the long run. I'll be mentioning it in about an hour. CM's please be on time. I've got a full day of investigation downtown.

April 25, 2007 8:55 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good morning ladies and gentlemen (removes hat with flourish and bows low):

Sots, just so you know, two of us pirates remained in town while the rest took the Pearl down to Florida for the pirate confab re the CQ; them two of us are me (the Quartermaster) and the Bard. So for the next two weeks at least one of us will be the Captain since the others are un-reachable, if you will, by sat phone. Oh bugger, having the Bard as Captain makes for wild times, it does for the thought of having a big, bad ass, hot tempered, wild Irishman at the helm in plaid and trews gives me the willies, savvy?

Speaking of willies, Zuma lad, are you about? I don't think this is Lucille either, but back in March we posted a number of items that our man Dinger came up with and, if you will, Lucille was one of them. There is the other one about one brave soul taking on the CTA and that my friend is one that bears watching. God's boots, man ALL these cases deserve watching.

As for who is playing you, we pirates have no desire to play you like a fiddle or have duel-ling banjos, savvy? To the one(s) that dump data upon the Dogg, we salute you and encourage you to continue as we shall continue our efforts with Lucille and the hapless male LAPD officer who is suing another male LAPD officer for sexual harassment, all of which was chronicled earlier.

And then of course there is that other matter involving three Clowncilmenbers, fraud and dirt in the CQ. That whole crock is simmering nicely upon a well stoked fire. When it is ready to blow, Zuma lad, we'll let you know.

Oh bugger. Must go and smile pretty for the camera I must.

April 25, 2007 9:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

ZUMA DOGG IS GAY???????

April 26, 2007 3:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The guy's right, ZD is not your average homeless wretch; he's below average.

April 26, 2007 10:32 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

10:32PM

ZUMA DOGG LIKES IT BELOW

BECAUSE HE IS GAY?????????????????????

April 27, 2007 3:17 PM  

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