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Sunday, April 01, 2007

McIntyre to Establish Charter School

Los Angeles morning radio personality Doug McIntyre has announced that he has formed a new charter school to be located in Woodland Hills.

The school tentatively named Deig Skóli af Djass, will be housed in a former House of Pancakes store and offer a curriculum for kindergarten through 8th grade students based on Icelandic/Norse culture. Students will study the works of Snorri Sturluso and Sæmundr Sigfússon. Composition and grammer will be based on the Poetic Edda. Students will also study celestial navigation and "in order to compete in the global marketplace" the Hindi and Urdu languages.

McIntyre told reporters the purpose of the charter school will be "to validate and foster the indigenous identity of the students with Viking blood that runs through their veins."

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Name

Dougie's Elementary Skuul

March 31, 2007 11:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Don't forget to paint a mural. Rape and pillage make a dramatic visual impact.

April 01, 2007 5:59 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

I support this idea with impunity!

April 01, 2007 7:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

for folks with any New Zealand blood in their veins.

April 01, 2007 9:13 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

oops, most of that post went missing.
I was talking about my new school, we learn sheep shearing, horse breeding, beer making, America's Cup yacht sailing, and how to play rugby.

April 01, 2007 9:15 AM  

Blogger Louis (Video Louis) Elovitz said:

where will they
BURN THE SHIPS ?

April 01, 2007 3:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Glad some of you figured out this was an April Fools' story.

April 01, 2007 6:51 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'm glad 6:51 has such amazing insight.

April 01, 2007 7:29 PM  

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