McIntyre to Establish Charter School

The school tentatively named Deig Skóli af Djass, will be housed in a former House of Pancakes store and offer a curriculum for kindergarten through 8th grade students based on Icelandic/Norse culture. Students will study the works of Snorri Sturluso and Sæmundr Sigfússon. Composition and grammer will be based on the Poetic Edda. Students will also study celestial navigation and "in order to compete in the global marketplace" the Hindi and Urdu languages.
McIntyre told reporters the purpose of the charter school will be "to validate and foster the indigenous identity of the students with Viking blood that runs through their veins."
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Dougie's Elementary Skuul
Don't forget to paint a mural. Rape and pillage make a dramatic visual impact.
I support this idea with impunity!
for folks with any New Zealand blood in their veins.
oops, most of that post went missing.
I was talking about my new school, we learn sheep shearing, horse breeding, beer making, America's Cup yacht sailing, and how to play rugby.
where will they
BURN THE SHIPS ?
Glad some of you figured out this was an April Fools' story.
I'm glad 6:51 has such amazing insight.
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