Zuma Dogg Bombshell That You Just Don't Know About Yet...FALSE CLAIMS ACT

Some people think the reason people are trying extra hard to squelch my squeeky wheels has less to do with my hygine and employment status, and more to do about the FALSE CLAIMS ACT, Y'ALL!!!

The top legal and legislative minds didn't go to all that trouble to figure out a way get around the FALSE CLAIMS ACT, for some Barry Gibb vocal ringer to expose the whole fraud. But it looks like that's what's about to happen. FALSE CLAIMS ACT, Y'ALL...Now there's a topic worth trying to quiet ZD down about if you are planning to hijack a construction budget.

Time to hit me up on the paypal button for this one: And remember, you heard it here first.

PUBLIC NOTICE: Good news Mayor and City Council...OFFICIAL CITY MASCOT, ZUMA DOGG, IS DOWNTOWN, AND WILL BE APPEARING IN FRAUD, WASTE AND ABUSE CENTRAL (COUNCIL CHAMBERS) THIS MORNING FOR PUBLIC COMMENT on a whole bunch of fun topics that I'm sure you'll be happy to accept my input on. And I'm extra cranky, so I hope you enjoy it. Tune into TV 35 or online at lacity.org. Friday is presentation day, so you may have to sit through endless hours of Football Talk with Tom LeBong along with all the other kiss-ass festivities, so bring a hash brownie.

AND REMEMBER -- FALSE CLAIMS ACT, Y'ALL...Supreme Court has paved the way, with a recent San Fransico judgement, for the biggest boondoggle in State (and maybe U.S.) history. This may have to be my final post on the topic. I HAVE been warned.

UPDATE: Captain Jack Sparrow said...
Good morning Mr. Dogg (removes hat and bows low with a flourish):

Remember a week or so ago when I gently suggested that you look into the idea that what is on a Clowncil member's expense report is rather interesting indeed? I think you might want to re-visit that subject in conjunction with this one, savvy?

Connect the dots, lad. The dots soon become decimal points.

Thanks, Cpt!