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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Join Antonio and his Favorite Candidates

The Mayor will be attending these election parties:

8:15 p.m. Tamar Galatzan. Vitello's restaurant, 4349 Tujunga Ave., Studio City

9:15 p.m. Jose Huizar. Salesian High School, 960 S. Soto St., LA

10 p.m. Yolie Flores, Tatou Restaurant, 333 S. Boylston St., LA

11 p.m. Tony Cardenas and Richard Alarcon. Palacio Torres, 12341 San Fernando Road, Sylmar (Please don't talk about the Valley Fair here, its kind of a sore subject for these boys).

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Will Jose have some of that excellent pasta Zuma was talking about?

March 06, 2007 5:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Methinks Don Antonio be japeworthy. Dost thou agree, Captain Sparrow?

March 06, 2007 5:45 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Isn't Vitello's where Robert Blake's wife was shot?

March 06, 2007 5:55 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

No, no, no, bloggers here distinctly informed us that Mayor AV was "distancing" himself from Huizar, and only giving him the kind of backhanded support he gave Phil Angelides, because chances of Huizar's chances were slippppppping away, and "Homer Simpson" was gaining ground.

March 06, 2007 6:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Richard and Tony - celebrating together. Politics makes for strange bedfollows.

March 06, 2007 7:04 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Also attending Jose Huizar's party - Starbucks, free fraps for all.

March 06, 2007 7:32 PM  

Blogger AntonioVdeLA said:

Hell, I'd rather be with Zuma Elliott and the three minute loser brigade.

March 06, 2007 7:38 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good evening Lord Chapman (makes elegant leg to the gentleman): God's boots, man! It's a pleasure to see you again! (raises glass of fine spirits) A toast to your good health!

I agree, Lord Chapman. Japeworthy he is, but sublimely so as only a true inkhorn can be. As the bosun said the other day, "你必须想知道如果所有那微笑可怜的坏蛋不会做他的面孔裂缝。但另一方面再,当你一直微笑在他们的臀部之外,面部肌肉不得到锻炼,精明吗?" (rolls eyes) Oh bugger, 'im's gone UN on me. There will be no living with the bloke now.

Anon, watching the doings in the CQ have been like having front row tickets to le ballet du damné, savvy? While I have not made any predictions in this race, I do, if you will, think that come the morning light we shall see who wears a tutu and who wears tights.

But I would leave you with a quote from what a certain Yank said while speaking at the Sorbonne. This quote is dedicated to those candidates whom have neither funds nor friends, who have been touted as losers by whiners who delight in being right: "It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again. Because there is not effort without error and shortcoming, but who does actually strive to do the deeds, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions. Who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumphs of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while dariing greatly so that his place shall never be with those whose cold and timid souls know neither victory or defeat."

Actually, we pirates are holed up at the Redwood should you care to join us for a Loser's Booze party. Bring your own quid, for tonight our piggy-bank funds are tapped out, having been disbursed already to several loser candidates.

Oh, before I forget, Zuma lad, are you about? You did a rather nice job staying above the waterline on this one, you did. Visit that certain area on Spring Street for good tidbits tomorrow, savvy?

By your leave, Lord Chapman.

March 06, 2007 8:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What a waste of digital wasteland!

March 06, 2007 10:52 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

So how about this 10:52?

Go to a more inspiring digital place. Google some porn. Play a game of solitaire. Read some high school kids' journal on MySpace.

Active politcal minded bloggers aren't a waste of digital space. But your post was.

March 07, 2007 10:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How could that tacky ass Tamar have a party at the place where Robert Blake killed his wife?? There are plenty of restaurants on Ventura Blvd. Good god, that was some bad advice.

March 07, 2007 11:02 PM  

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