Team America Update: Weiss Flying To Israel
Does anyone out there know the clinical term for that? "Delusion of grandeur," perhaps? Or maybe it's just standard political cynicism?
Hey, you know where he could go after he brokers peace in the Mideast? Los Angeles. Yeah, apparently there are gangs roaming around in that city killing each other, along with innocent bystanders -- like the three teenagers killed near a school in Weiss's district a week or two ago.
Nyah. That would be a waste of his Kissinger-like, cusp-of-the-Nobel superpowers. After all, as an elected City Councilman, his primary duty is to travel to international hotspots to help people.
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POST-SCRIPT 10:01 P.M.
It turns out Weiss's trip is actually just one of the new challenges he faces as a contestant on Stan Lee's "Who Wants To Be A Superhero," which aired tonight. Here's the link: http://www.whowantstobeasuperhero.tv/.