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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Team America Update: Weiss Flying To Israel

City Councilman Jack Weiss announced that he's flying to Israel to, you know, help with the whole rocket thing.

Does anyone out there know the clinical term for that? "Delusion of grandeur," perhaps? Or maybe it's just standard political cynicism?

Hey, you know where he could go after he brokers peace in the Mideast? Los Angeles. Yeah, apparently there are gangs roaming around in that city killing each other, along with innocent bystanders -- like the three teenagers killed near a school in Weiss's district a week or two ago.

Nyah. That would be a waste of his Kissinger-like, cusp-of-the-Nobel superpowers. After all, as an elected City Councilman, his primary duty is to travel to international hotspots to help people.

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It turns out Weiss's trip is actually just one of the new challenges he faces as a contestant on Stan Lee's "Who Wants To Be A Superhero," which aired tonight. Here's the link: http://www.whowantstobeasuperhero.tv/.


Anonymous Anonymous said:

Never have I ever heard this type of bullshit from these city council clowns. How stupid can Weiss be? Didn't someone say "stupid is as stupid does or what is the saying from Forest Gump?

July 27, 2006 7:08 PM  

Blogger Walter Moore said:

That's exactly what Forest Gump said.
It's unreal, isn't it? You could not make this stuff up.

July 27, 2006 7:21 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


Don't leave them in LA.

July 27, 2006 7:24 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Where is Mayor Antonovich on this most vital issue? What about Dan Kanabe? What is his stance. Please inform.

July 27, 2006 8:32 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Who is picking up the tab for this trip?

July 27, 2006 10:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Not sure but I assume it's Me and You and Dog Named Boo

July 27, 2006 11:21 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Sorry, guys, but it is not what Forrest Gump says. It is what his Momma says.

July 28, 2006 1:37 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

maybe he'll take Jesse Jackson with him

July 28, 2006 6:59 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What a crybaby Antonio can be!!! Its all over the news he left right when parents started slamming his LAUSD takeover and next thing you know he sneaks out the side door. He is such a wimp. Didn't his mother teach him how to stand up like a man? Nope! Should him how to behave like a sissy and run.

July 28, 2006 7:41 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

hope one of those rockets hit him right square in his crybaby ass! as usual the ass-clowns of the city council show how foolish they are and how they dont care about the people of the city of los angeles. remember this ass-clown when he tries to run for some other govt job. dont vote for this ass!!!

July 28, 2006 10:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

nevermind that he had this trip planned before the current conflict...

I guess important details like that don't matter when you report news.

July 28, 2006 11:08 AM  

Blogger Walter Moore said:

To 11:08:

Could you please cite your source for your assertion that he had "already planned" this trip? I've been to his website, and I heard him interviewed on TV, and he didn't say anything to that effect. On the contrary -- though I confess I've forgotten his exact words -- he gave the impression that he was travelling specifically because of the outbreak of hostilities.

July 28, 2006 11:46 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I thought it was a sister city already. Go Jack Go...
and, bring your...gun.

July 28, 2006 3:32 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Come on, you really think that pussy has ever touched a gun? He'll probably put on his flak jacket before he leaves LAX.

July 29, 2006 12:58 PM  

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