Fun for a Friday
Jack Weiss has a job opening.
POSITION AVAILABLEYou ask why I offer this to you? Easy. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Weiss is the King of the Ass-kissers as he demonstrated by inserting his head up the new Mayor's ass for the last year. If he can't teach you how to resurrect your career, no one can.
Council Aide/Associate Field Deputy
Councilmember Jack Weiss is seeking to hire an outgoing, resourceful, diplomatic person for a position in the valley district office. Responsibilities include answering the phones, reception, resolution of routine constituent issues, preparation of constituent letters and tracking cases in Contact Management. In addition, this person would also serve as the Associate Field Deputy for the Encino community. Tasks would include community outreach, attendance at Encino Neighborhood Council, Chamber of Commerce and other community meetings, and responding to more complex issues in the Encino area.
The successful candidate must have a pleasant phone manner, be proficient in Microsoft Word and Excel, have strong organizational, verbal and writing skills and be able to function effectively in a fast-paced atmosphere. The City of Los Angeles provides excellent benefits including full medical and dental coverage, retirement plan, deferred compensation and 11 paid holidays per year, as well as a generous vacation plan. Salary in the low thirties.
Please fax or email resumes to:
Bonnie Kopp, Chief Field Deputy
818 788-9210
bkopp@council.lacity.org
But then again, he does remind me of Monty Burns from the Simpsons.
Maybe my advice isn't the greatest. If these rumors are true, there's no telling what could happen to you, and then there is no telling how much therapy you'll need.
UPDATE**
Not realizing it was pile on Jack day, I just spotted the following:
Political money laundering explained
Ouch!
Posted by Anonymous @ 7/08/2005 08:51:00 AM
8 Comments:
Exxxx-cellent!
I would never work for Jack.
I am told at least two people on Hahn staff are now Department of Airports employees. You can't say the fomer mayor did not take care of his people.
Jack despises his own staff, but that wouldn't be worse than working for Hahn, no?
Jack Weiss is a complete incompetent moron. For someone who has a law degree you wouldn't know it. No one on council likes him and he asks the dumbest questions. He kissed Antonio's ass throughout the election. Nothing I hate worse then a total balless, weak man like Jack.
Shut your mouth! He's gonna' be our next Congressman when Waxman retires.
i'm sick. jack-ass-weiss sucks. why do u even allow him any mention on this blog? can we please have a 30 day no jack -ass-weiss blog ? please! this clown should be working at a west side recycle dump. MAV has given up toilet paper for the last year since jack-ass-weiss always has his suck butt head up MAV ass! where did he get his law degree? univ of Aruba! please mayor place a 30 no blog on this clown!!
tom cat:)
Salary starts at the low 30's? That's the same starting salary as a city clerk typist. The field deputy for my councilman is overworked & underpaid. They should make more money.
--Bonita Applebaum
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