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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Paraguayan Javelin Babe

I don't know how she escaped the notice of the blog, but has anyone else seen the very hot Paraguayan javelin babe?

She finished near the bottom of the pack, but then again, Anna Kournikova never won a major.

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Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Salma Hayek with a spear.

August 20, 2008 10:52 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You already pinched this from another blog. Go back to pinching your own loafes.

August 20, 2008 11:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mirthala with ambition to use body parts other than her vagina and mouth.

August 20, 2008 11:04 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Great, more ammo for you keyboard warriors to keep typing with one hand. Good luck trying to see your screens.

August 20, 2008 11:04 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spot - too bad your spear is only 1.5 inches.

Since you fantasize about being a political playa' might as well move on to other fantasies you generally have at night.

Oh wait, you don't have a job, so your life is one big fantasy anyway.

August 20, 2008 11:06 AM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

No, 11:03, I got this from Google images.

She's in the freaking OLYMPICS. It's not a hidden subject, and I didn't claim to have "discovered" her.

No one else referenced it, so I did. Since you're saying it's on another blog, go ahead and just plug whatever other blogs she's on.

Then punch yourself in the neck.

August 20, 2008 11:09 AM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

11:06 or with affection, Mijo.

There are things that your mom won't discuss, your manic postings and dad's penis.

August 20, 2008 11:12 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Little boys and their little dicks.... SNORE...

August 20, 2008 11:38 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Can't you just feel the love?
That IS one fine lil spearchucker.

August 20, 2008 11:47 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wow you are such scumbags! Hauku, Red Spot and Anonymous (Red Spot) at 11:04 AM.

August 20, 2008 11:49 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

She finished near the bottom of the pack

Gee, so did Red Splat, but I betcha the hot javelin babe can read and write.

August 20, 2008 11:52 AM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

1149, I'll have you know that I am a WOMAN, and don't get all hung up when there's another great looking gal in the room.

It's fairly clear that you're uncomfortable with your looks or sexuality.

I am not threatened by this woman, who looks like she could be my sister (except that she's about 22 and in world-class athletic condition). I work out 4-5 days per week, but don't melt down about men being men. So grow up and act like a woman.

I can just see you complaining to H.R. about getting a compliment from your co-worker.

August 20, 2008 11:54 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

11:52 = threatened by a great looking gal by suggesting without a hint of information that she's illiterate.

Wow. You can be read like a book!

August 20, 2008 11:54 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

11:54 AM = low reading comprehension dummy.

August 20, 2008 11:58 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The quality of conversation is .... well ....

don't you sometimes feel like it's Saturday night in the trailer park?

August 20, 2008 12:05 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spot would spear his own mother for 15 minutes with Mirthala, but since he's just an unemployed loser, he takes it out with crude comments like the one he posted at 11:04 AM.

August 20, 2008 12:06 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


It's very clear you'd love a beautiful flat, tan belly like this woman and can't stand that men actually notice this.

I won't even start on her beautiful facial features.

August 20, 2008 12:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Man, she and I have the same stomach. I have to guess we do the same ab exercises?!


August 20, 2008 12:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

12:13 (Haiku) stop giving Red Spot a woody. They don't call him "Red Rash" for nothing.

August 20, 2008 12:29 PM  

Blogger Debbie said:

Damn, homegirl IS hot! But Spot, I think she looks more like Penny Cruz.

I'd hit it... if I ever "go gay".


August 20, 2008 12:42 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

When I write, I only do so with my ID. Stop being a fool.

I am still trying to figure out why anyone is agitated about this subject. It's just something that I heard about on the radio, found her photos and posted them.

It's a fairly wholesome post.

August 20, 2008 12:44 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

valley d--

I am with you on that! If there's anyone to go for, THIS girl is it.

Click on the photo on the left and check out her amazing facial features. There are others of her on the web.

See? I didn't post her lingerie shots.

Amazing what upsets people.

August 20, 2008 12:46 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh my goodness, y'all...if only she would hold my javelin like that, I could make her feel so much ecstacy, it would be unbelieveable!

August 20, 2008 12:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

A lot of these comments are starting to sound like a bunch of high school boys giggling over a Playboy magazine (sigh!).

August 20, 2008 1:01 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

A lot of these responses are sounding like women sniping at the pretty girl in the room.

Get over it, or get to the gym and aspire to something other than Subway.

Me = vegetarian. Burn more calories than you take in. It's a simple solution.

August 20, 2008 1:07 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

She looks Indian, as in Asian Indian -- check out their Bollywood stars, like the one Richard Gere got into major trouble over for kissing. Except her blood would be a different kind of Indian/Aryan mix -- funny how the results are so similar.

But she's just one of many attractive athletes this year -- maybe, she's just more "exotic" and when an ethnic look is considered generally attractive to all races, people feel compelled to comment more than if she were another Kournikova blond? There are plenty of those, going unmentioned.

Speaking of Asian Indians: Notice there are so few athletes at this or any Olympics or atheltic event? Their society and culture just don't make it a priority -- especially for women who are so sheltered.

(There are even fewer Pakistanis, virtually no Muslim women. They won't be copying May-Walsh soon -- too bad, it's great how comfortable they are in their bodies, in nothing more than bikinis or tiny shorts. And I like that they're not that "pretty," just super-fit, as better role models for girls.)

Indians are represented 1/10th of what the Chinese are per capita. But one of the best on the men's gymnastics team is American-Indian, Raj.

August 20, 2008 1:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

1:07 HaikuLA, get over yourself. No one knows what you look like or gives a shit, and your opinions even less.

August 20, 2008 1:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


August 20, 2008 1:48 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

Hi 118:

What in the world do you care what I look like? I've described it exactly ONCE.

Meanwhile, YOUR looks are nowhere to be seen.

Don't like it? Tough coffee cakes. Complain to Higby and ask for your own access.

Here's a haiku just for you:

You are a big fool.
Chasing Haikula's blog posts.
Click more for Higby.

August 20, 2008 1:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Check out the visitor count today.

August 20, 2008 2:12 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You just proved with this post that women haven't moved forward with dumb, idiot men making comments like this.

August 20, 2008 2:27 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

For the record,I wasn't jealous when I commented on her and I having the same stomach. I was kidding!

August 20, 2008 2:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Well said, Haikula @ 1:57!

August 20, 2008 2:36 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen (removes hat and bows low with flourish):

(Puts down newspaper and smiles) A proper "halloo" to them that have kindly offered to cut and paste for us since we cannot where we are currently at. (Winks) And we have seen this fine looking wench ourselves and yes, lads, she is quite winsome in a wonderfully womanish sort of way, savvy? (Waves to Olympian and promises to call later for a dinner date) Oh, what the night can bring. But let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something else, shall we. Yes, lets.

We read in a certain newspaper named after a certain veggie that makes one cry that THEY got it from a prominent Boston paper that the Chinese are preparing to launch an attack against the West Coast at the close of the Olympic games.

(Peers through telescope and checks compass) While this may be all well and good for the Chinese, it makes for a terrible sitchy-ation for the general public of this fair city. Why? (Whispers) Because His Nibbs won't be there unless there is a television camera to film the whole bloody armada. (Smiles) And we all know that His Nibbs, if you will, never met a newcomer or a news camera that he didn't feel an immediate attraction to, savvy?

(Smiles brilliantly) Oh, and a quick update to our Five about Our Man who looked absolutely smashing on the podium. Champagne for all when we return down on Navy Street.

August 20, 2008 3:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Someone said Red Spot is the reason this blog went down the stink hole. I wholeheartedly agree and would add that HaikuLA sealed the stink hole with burro manure.

August 20, 2008 4:23 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

It's funny, then, that you keep coming back to read what we're writing.

Building a blog is free.

Show us what you've got.

August 20, 2008 4:40 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

I forgot to write: CHECK MATE!

August 20, 2008 4:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Aye, Captain Sparrow, thy crew's berths 'round the Pueblo hath been secured for thy return.

August 20, 2008 4:54 PM  

Blogger Joseph Mailander said:

Appealing content, generally unknown news, good discussion fodder...this is your first really good post. Congratulations! Please lose the haiku, which simply restates what is already know, more often.

August 20, 2008 4:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey Captain Jack - I see you are off your shift from H. salt Fish and Chips.

Next time get my order right, Savvy??

August 20, 2008 8:55 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

She is no Joyce Dillard. She can throw her cane further.

August 20, 2008 9:10 PM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

8:55 - that was funny!

August 20, 2008 9:15 PM  

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