A Special Montebello/Commerce Edition of "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker featuring Brian Hews"

Back By Popular Demand!! The Mayor Sam Blog proudly presents the return of ......., "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker featuring Brian Hews", a channeling dialog (with some expletives) that this week, focus on the current state of politics in Montebello and the City of Commerce. 

In all his F-ing Glory!! Brian Hews Publisher/Editor/Chief Propagandist for the Hews (Chacon) Media Group (aka. "Los Chacon/Cerritos News").

Blogger's Notes: Great Seventh Day Morning to Everyone as we proudly present the return of our bloggin channeling dialog feature of ............ "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker featuring Brian Hews". 

The reconvening our popular cyber-presentation, could not come at a better time for the Chief Propagandist for the Chacon Family Political Machine (who moonlights as the Publisher/Editor/Writer for the Hews Media Group). Brian is currently ....., in all his F-ing Glory, as he takes credits for keyboarding Boss (and former Montebello Unified School District Board Member) Hector Chacon's Talking Points (allegedly), regarding M.U.S.D's School Bonds Corruption Scandal. In recent months, both the City of Montebello (including M.U.S.D.) and the neighboring City of Commerce, have seen troubling issues with municipal corruption (originating from the same political faction, allegedly controlled by the infamous Mario Beltran). Thus, this would be a great opportunity to "channel the both polar regions" of Brian's Journalistic/Political Mindset (with answers screened by H.C.), regarding issues in both municipalities. Please note that all channeling sessions with Brian, may contain strong (and ethically-conflicted) language----Scott Johnson. 

Question: Dear Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker Brian ......., are you "all smiles" because the Los Angeles Times attributed Hector Chacon's, whoops, your reporting on the M.U.S.D. Bonds Scandal? "In November 2016 the Los Cerritos Community News reported on allegations that Rojas had falsified his resume and also raised questions about his handling of district finances".

Answer: I'm F%$#ing smiling (and laughing my ass off) because the Times had "No Cajones (Spanish provided by Gato Chacon)", to report on how much money, Hector and his Boys David Y Edgar, paid me to attack their Board Enemies, errrrrrr, spent to buy ads in my yellow-tainted Newspaper (allegedly). 

Question: Dear Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker Brian ......., did Fail Assembly Candidate (and still controversial Commerce City Councilman) Ivan Altamirano, ever pay you for his five weeks of Campaign Ads (see photo below)??

Answer: What a stupid, F$%#ing Question to ask an award-winning Propagandist!! The correct question to have asked, is why Ivan betrayed (and allegedly assaulted, with the help of Grimace Soria), the mighty, powerful Chacon Political Machine. The Baboso y Grimace (again, Spanish provided by Gato) have more payback coming!!

Question: Dear Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker Brian ........, why in recent months, have you been silent regarding the unethical behavior of Commerce City Manager (and M.U.S.D. School Board President) Edgar Cisneros?

Answer: Who the F$#% is Edgar?? Oh, is that Mario y Jack's Payaso (more Spanish via Gato), who photographed his kid at a Dodger Game, taking a "Number One (standing)", for the first time?

Question: Dear Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker Brian .........., are you still the "Oz Behind The Curtains ...., for Ivan and Edgar" (note photo of email below), as payment for past "campaign sub-contracting work"?

Answer: Go F$%# Yourself!!

Bloggin Disclaimer: This has been an Exercise in Satire, with Real News attached----S.J.