LA Needs Me, So I'm Running for Mayor
With the City in a shambles, the budget a mess and Phil Jennerjahn and Tom LaBonge independently running amok, indeed something must be done.
Today I announce that I'm a candidate for Mayor of Los Angeles. I will he holding a formal press conference at 1:00 p.m. on the north side of Van Nuys City Hall.
If you really want difference that makes some change, you'll vote for me. Please visit my website for more details.
I love LA!
Labels: 2013 mayoral election, michael higby
Posted by Michael Higby @ 4/01/2011 10:30:00 AM
39 Comments:
Whoa, Eric Garcetti just referred to himself as a Jew!
I assume YOUR "SMART" FRIEND Phil Jennerjahn will attack him on that basis, the same way that he attacks others who are more successful than he is in politics.
Someone alert the maintenance department. They'll have to make an industrial elevator that runs all the way up to the Mayor's office.
Fat Burger just sent their campaign donation, Higby.
We support Higby for Mayor!
Yes, all of the obnoxious and UNTRUTHFUL slamming of people on Mayor Sam will get you far in life.
Higby for Mayor?
That mo' fo' is crazy!
What's the last book you read, Higby?
I would vote for Zuma Dogg before I voted for Higby, who does jack shit for the community other than posturing on NC matters.
Higby: a true faker, falseface and a poseur.
great platform. Awesome.
Mayor Sam is a boor for all time's sake.
I'm sure that you woulld hire Scott Johnson to be your Deputy Mayor of Bullshit, right?
LA doesn't need you, lardo.
Fat Burger needs you.
Pretty lame.
Mayor Sam,
The City needs less of you, not more of you.
Love, Mom.
Congratulations, Michael. This is a forward-thinking, no-nonsense platform. You have thrown down the gauntlet to not only me, but to all the other serious contenders for the job. I look forward to the debates.
April Fool!
As if we haven't had enough of you already.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
"LA needs me"
ACCORDING TO WHO?
For once, I agree with Joe B.
No thanks.
Hey Higby you're the biggest April Fool of all!
You think that crazy poster is Mary Cummins?
Far from it, egalitarian. It's me. Suck it.
Don't ya just love April Fools Day?
We do.
PS - we'd vote for you !
"LA Needs Me"
The biggest LIE since the midget mayor said it was okay to break his 2005 City council race promise not to run until after he served a full term because his constituents were PLEADING with him to run for mayor.
Oh, and the. . .
80 FAKE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHES
City government - ANY city government "needs" a Libertarian in the top job like a covey of anarchists NEED an "organizer".
I'm drunk.
APRIL FOOL!
Starting tomorrow, blogers will no longer lie, cuss at, attack or call people names. All Blogers will will present their opinions in adignified and intelligent manner.
I thought Jennerjahn would attack Eric Garcetti for the same reason Jennerjahn attacked Kevin James.....
Mike, I'm glad to hear your mayoral announcement was an Apil Fool's joke, because you would have been upstaged by John Edwards. Word is he will not be indicted by the Feds and will move to LA and run.
Please, oh please run!! I am getting hard just thinking about it. After all the BS lies you have allowed your turd loser friends to post, folks would have a field day with you
Now that THAT's done, Higby, why don't you write up the IRONY of Phil Jennerjahn saying that he wants the tax code abolished?
It's ironic, since I'm 100% sure that Phil Jennerjahn doesn't pay a dime in taxes, given his undoubtedly paltry income.
In fact, who wants to bet that he gets food stamps? He will never admit it, but I strongly suspect it. It's always those who whine the most who are actually on the government dole behind closed doors.
Interesting.
Most everyone on this blog is so anxious to personally attack others that they missed an obvious April Fools prank, and probably didn't even realize what day it was.
I guess you could do the same thing at a tea party meeting.
Mike Run Mike Run!
You and Koretz are both running.
Most influential people downtown. Jose Huizer was beaten by a bartender.
http://www.ladowntownnews.com/articles/2011/04/01/news/doc4d965a688973e588352921.txt
Nothing could ever make me vote for Phil jennerjahn...
Until now.
I would vote for you! There is not one candidate who excites me...
8:43pm = Michael Higby
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