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Friday, April 01, 2011

LA Needs Me, So I'm Running for Mayor

For some time, many have encouraged me to run for public office.  I've resisted it because quite frankly the idea sounds stupid.

With the City in a shambles, the budget a mess and Phil Jennerjahn and Tom LaBonge independently running amok, indeed something must be done.

Today I announce that I'm a candidate for Mayor of Los Angeles.  I will he holding a formal press conference at 1:00 p.m. on the north side of Van Nuys City Hall.

If you really want difference that makes some change, you'll vote for me.  Please visit my website for more details.

I love LA!

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Anonymous Anonymous said:

Whoa, Eric Garcetti just referred to himself as a Jew!

I assume YOUR "SMART" FRIEND Phil Jennerjahn will attack him on that basis, the same way that he attacks others who are more successful than he is in politics.

April 01, 2011 10:34 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Someone alert the maintenance department. They'll have to make an industrial elevator that runs all the way up to the Mayor's office.

April 01, 2011 10:37 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Fat Burger just sent their campaign donation, Higby.

April 01, 2011 10:38 AM  

Anonymous Billy & Benny McGuire said:

We support Higby for Mayor!

April 01, 2011 10:38 AM  

Anonymous Mike Gatto said:

Yes, all of the obnoxious and UNTRUTHFUL slamming of people on Mayor Sam will get you far in life.

April 01, 2011 10:39 AM  

Anonymous Lindsay Lohan said:

Higby for Mayor?

That mo' fo' is crazy!

April 01, 2011 10:41 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What's the last book you read, Higby?

April 01, 2011 10:42 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I would vote for Zuma Dogg before I voted for Higby, who does jack shit for the community other than posturing on NC matters.

Higby: a true faker, falseface and a poseur.

April 01, 2011 10:44 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

great platform. Awesome.

April 01, 2011 10:49 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mayor Sam is a boor for all time's sake.

April 01, 2011 10:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'm sure that you woulld hire Scott Johnson to be your Deputy Mayor of Bullshit, right?

April 01, 2011 11:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

LA doesn't need you, lardo.

Fat Burger needs you.

April 01, 2011 11:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Pretty lame.

April 01, 2011 11:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mayor Sam,

The City needs less of you, not more of you.

Love, Mom.

April 01, 2011 11:07 AM  

Blogger Bill Haller said:

Congratulations, Michael. This is a forward-thinking, no-nonsense platform. You have thrown down the gauntlet to not only me, but to all the other serious contenders for the job. I look forward to the debates.

April 01, 2011 11:08 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

April Fool!

April 01, 2011 11:09 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

As if we haven't had enough of you already.

April 01, 2011 11:14 AM  

Blogger Joe B. said:


April 01, 2011 11:20 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"LA needs me"


April 01, 2011 11:27 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

For once, I agree with Joe B.

April 01, 2011 11:27 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

No thanks.

April 01, 2011 11:43 AM  

Anonymous blogger said:

Hey Higby you're the biggest April Fool of all!

You think that crazy poster is Mary Cummins?

Far from it, egalitarian. It's me. Suck it.

April 01, 2011 11:50 AM  

Blogger Griffith Park Wayist said:

Don't ya just love April Fools Day?

We do.

April 01, 2011 12:14 PM  

Blogger Griffith Park Wayist said:

PS - we'd vote for you !

April 01, 2011 12:19 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"LA Needs Me"

The biggest LIE since the midget mayor said it was okay to break his 2005 City council race promise not to run until after he served a full term because his constituents were PLEADING with him to run for mayor.

Oh, and the. . .


April 01, 2011 1:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

City government - ANY city government "needs" a Libertarian in the top job like a covey of anarchists NEED an "organizer".

April 01, 2011 1:58 PM  

Anonymous NOT Mary Cummins said:

I'm drunk.

April 01, 2011 2:30 PM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:


April 01, 2011 3:23 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Starting tomorrow, blogers will no longer lie, cuss at, attack or call people names. All Blogers will will present their opinions in adignified and intelligent manner.

April 01, 2011 4:05 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I thought Jennerjahn would attack Eric Garcetti for the same reason Jennerjahn attacked Kevin James.....

April 01, 2011 4:35 PM  

Anonymous Paul Hatfield said:

Mike, I'm glad to hear your mayoral announcement was an Apil Fool's joke, because you would have been upstaged by John Edwards. Word is he will not be indicted by the Feds and will move to LA and run.

April 01, 2011 5:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Please, oh please run!! I am getting hard just thinking about it. After all the BS lies you have allowed your turd loser friends to post, folks would have a field day with you

April 01, 2011 10:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Now that THAT's done, Higby, why don't you write up the IRONY of Phil Jennerjahn saying that he wants the tax code abolished?

It's ironic, since I'm 100% sure that Phil Jennerjahn doesn't pay a dime in taxes, given his undoubtedly paltry income.

In fact, who wants to bet that he gets food stamps? He will never admit it, but I strongly suspect it. It's always those who whine the most who are actually on the government dole behind closed doors.

April 01, 2011 10:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


Most everyone on this blog is so anxious to personally attack others that they missed an obvious April Fools prank, and probably didn't even realize what day it was.

I guess you could do the same thing at a tea party meeting.

April 02, 2011 10:16 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mike Run Mike Run!

You and Koretz are both running.

April 02, 2011 2:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Most influential people downtown. Jose Huizer was beaten by a bartender.


April 02, 2011 6:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Nothing could ever make me vote for Phil jennerjahn...

Until now.

April 02, 2011 9:54 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I would vote for you! There is not one candidate who excites me...

April 03, 2011 8:43 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

8:43pm = Michael Higby

April 03, 2011 10:28 PM  

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