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Monday, September 21, 2009

Election Eve Bloggy Memes and Mantras

Galatzan Lest they forget - Home Depot / Villaraigosa

Walter Moore and Waste Management - If you're voting for any of the six (Zuma, Sheftel, McCue, Sanchez, Essavi, Bisani) its a wasted vote. 

Doug McIntyre's Chinese Menu - Vote for any of the seven but none of the three.

Phil Jennerjahn channels Glenn Beck - Watch out for freedom hating liberals and budget destroying socialists.

Mary Benson Supporters on the Ark - God bless the animals

Studio City Non-Benson Supporters channel CBS' 1971 Rural Purge - This ain't Green Acres people!

Chris Essel channels Admiral Stockman - Who am I? What am I doing here?

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8 Comments:

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Michael,

It was Admiral James Bond "Stockdale".

How about these??

"Look for the union, err, Krekorian label".

"Tamar win the heart of a Spot".

"Szabo Higby spins Paul's latest pronouncments"

September 21, 2009 11:19 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Geez will I be glad when this inconsequential "special" election for a fill-in minor, junior CM position is over with. To read this blog, you'd think it was the only thing going on in the city.

This player is going to be assigned the least important committee posts, sit silently for a couple years, and make no dent in anything that happens in L.A.

That's always the way of these term-finishers. They start fundraising for the full term the minute they get in office, and they're useless to their constituents for the balance of their time until then.

I forgot that the only thing Mayor Sam's readers can do is (badly) handicap elections.

What's next, "The Road to 2011"? Where in the World will "Wal-Dogg" carpetbagg to next and muck up the electoral process?

Criminey!

September 21, 2009 11:33 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Does anyone know what Red Spot is trying to say? I ran it through the Elmer Fudd reverse dialectizer and it still made no sense.

September 21, 2009 11:41 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I think "Tamar win the heart of a Spot" is Red Spot's way of announcing he's finally over Mirthala and has moved on to Galatzan as the new object of his affection. I could be wrong though.

September 21, 2009 12:55 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Not convinced, 12:55. I think he's thanking Michael for a bag of tamari roasted almonds that really hit the spot.

September 21, 2009 1:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Entirely possible, 1:10. Either way, I hope Red Spot gets throat punched for the Szabo comparison.

September 21, 2009 1:35 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jon Stewart brought up a good point:

If the Republicans think of themselves as the ones who love America the most, why is it that they hate half the people in it?

September 21, 2009 1:41 PM  

Blogger Debbie said:

Did someone say throat punch?

While trying to keep my pimp hand strong in many different fighting arenas, the throat punch has to be my fave of all combat moves!

Throat punch, FTW!

xoxo

September 21, 2009 1:46 PM  

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