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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Egg McMuffin Creator Dead At 89

No idea as to when the McServices will be held, but I couldn't take looking at Mr. McSkelton at the top of Mayor McSam's McBlog anymore, so I posted this McThread.

If you're looking for political insider McBullshit, you may as well McEff off now....

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Anonymous Anonymous said:

He'll be laid to rest privately, sunny side up, in a 6-foot English muffin.

Unless his wife decides to supersize the ceremonies.

March 27, 2008 9:47 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

That's a lie, because I invented the McMuffin, and I have patented a tasty Benedict EggSpinMuffin, which is a lot better than McDonald's, too. How does some guy claim he invented putting an egg and slice of ham inside a muffin?

March 27, 2008 9:54 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Is this the same man who invented the ham and chess on a bun?

March 27, 2008 9:54 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

He was blown away by a massive Jack Hoff fart.

March 27, 2008 11:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What I can't believe is that they got rid of Zuma Dogg to bring on Jack Hoff.

March 27, 2008 11:16 PM  

Blogger Jack Hoff said:

It's Jack McHoff, you McMoron...

March 27, 2008 11:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jerk Off you're not funny. You're bringing the blog down. I hate to say I miss Homeless Dave. I hated him but at least he wasn't just stupid jokes, anidotes, cartoons and fart jokes.

What the hell does this have to do with politics? Egg McMuffins? Farts? Kermit the Frog cartoons?

Noone is reading your posts Jerk Off.

Higby I can't believe I'm saying this but if you dump Jerk Off and bring back Homeless Dave I promise to shut up.

March 27, 2008 11:33 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

In fact I'm quite sure the only people reading the blog on a regular bassis are Jerk Off, Valley Dum Dum and Mailander. Doesn't even seem like Higby is here much anymore.

I am sure you could do better you moroon.

March 27, 2008 11:35 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You will promise to shut the fuck up???

March 27, 2008 11:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Any chance Don CockSucker will shut up?

March 27, 2008 11:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Bullshit. This is the same person who hates everyone except himself and always threatens to quit posting. We know it's the same person because he always uses the same two mistakes.

He says noone. (not a word or a phrase)

He says maroon. (nice color, but not a moron)

March 28, 2008 1:42 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Where's the sappy, blubbering Red Spot thread about his passing?

March 28, 2008 5:23 AM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Mcmourning his passing you McAhole.

March 28, 2008 7:01 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Where's Mirthala?

March 28, 2008 7:21 AM  

Blogger Jack Hoff said:

Oookay, folks, it's time for the JackHoff points. Today's ratings will be given in Happy Meals.

9:47p -- Solid, funny comment with an outstanding finish. 5 Happy Meals.

9:54p (1) -- Steps up with moral outrage and posits, nay, demands an answer to a timeless question. 5 Happy Meals.

9:54p (2) -- Not sure if the "ham and chess" flies. 1 Special Meal.

11:14p -- Judging by the time sig and the comment, it appears that the Catholic Junior High kids are still on Spring Break this week.... No Happy Meals, but you can have a Macho Bean & Cheese Burrito from Del Taco to keep you and your friends entertained until my next thread.

11:16p -- Mr. Higby, if you're going to continue to post this stuff anonymously, then I want a raise!! 1 Happy Meal, no toy for you.

11:33p -- I am nearly speechless at your terrific analysis. And here, all along, I've been under the misguided assumption that L.A. politics were ONLY about Egg McMuffins, Farts and Kermit the Frog cartoons... Thank you for opening my eyes! 5 Happy Meals.

11:35p -- Hey, you made your point, no need to go on a rant. Gimme back my Happy Meals.

11:37p -- an appropriate response, even if it is to yourself... Have a couple of Chicken McNuggets.

11:44p -- When will the lame-osity end? Look at the time! Isn't The George Lopez Show on right now? Cold Fries.

1:42a -- Steps bravely right into the Mayor Sam Mental Ward with the proper analysis. 3 Happy Meals.

5:23a -- Here's the wind-up and the pitch...

7:01a -- HOME RUN! It's out of the park. Beautiful teamwork, you two! Happy Meals all around!! That may be my all-time favorite Spot comment.

7:21a -- Hey, you left your change at the window and forgot to pick up your order!

Thanks for playing, everybody! See you soon!

March 28, 2008 12:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Higby, why are you allowing Jack Hoff to post something like this? What am I missing here? This guy obviously isn't doing a thing all day if he has time to post comments on the comments. Hoff has turned into everything he used to complain about. How about putting that time into something useful to post?

March 28, 2008 1:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Higby, I am not just referring to Hoff's comments on the comments. I mean for even allowing him to post a McMuffin obituary in the first place.
Why don't you have these people run stories past you first?

March 28, 2008 1:53 PM  

Blogger Jack Hoff said:

1:50/53....Quick game here.

Take my name out of your two posts and put yourself -- "Anonymous" -- in. On the last line of your second post, replace "stories" with "comments."

If you do it correctly, all your questions should be answered! Good luck!

March 28, 2008 8:08 PM  

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