ZUMA DOGG Sunday Update
4:00 PM UPDATE: CLINTON CAMPAIGN MANAGER PATTY SOLIS DOYLE STEPS DOWN AND IS REPLACED BY LONG TIME CLINTON PAL, MAGGIE WILLIAMS. A lot of dissatisfaction with the ground operations and delivery of a mixed message. Lines of communications were confused. Junior field staff didn't know who to report to between Patti and Hil's pal Maggie. Complaints a lot of money was being wasted on spending. Unsure of the campaign direction. Hillary made the decision herself. Overall, this is the type of stuff that happens when things are going south.
SEE VIDEO OF MAYOR AT CLINTON LOCAL RALLY: He says, "Health care is a right, not a privilege." But he wants the privilege to garnish your wages for the right. Plus a surprise appearance by the smoothest-shady, Alex Padilla. And, how come the Mayor can now only speak in short phrases?
LA Times TOP California-Local Online Story for 2/10/08
Gala opens new L.A. art museum: Glitzy debut of the Broad Contemporary Art Museum, or BCAM, marks rebirth after difficult times at LACMA.
[HEY LA TIMES...With all of the economic hardship that is affecting business owners and homeowners, in a city under a declared financial emergency, HOW DARE YOU use the term "difficult times" on an issue like this. It's funded by Eli Broad. Is that who you are concerned about in these "difficult times", LA Times? YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?...THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH BILLIONAIRES TO SUPPORT THE CIRCULATION YOU NEED.] That's it...I'm pulling out my story on Grand Avenue Project! With the stuff LA Weekly didn't print!
CLICK HERE FOR COMEDY REVIEW OF GRAND AVENUE (BILLIONAIRE WELFARE) PROJECT: Here's a big five star, luxury reason why the mayor has to pass Prop S and create a bunch of bukly item, trash and all kinds of new fees and taxes. Just what Downtown DOES NOT need. It will fail, if it hasn't already! (Plus, I heard the entire project is illegal!)
Education & Neighborhoods will consider the Review Commission recommended Sunshine Law on Tuesday, according to Citywatch. If approved, it would replace the Brown Act for neighborhood council. (That's all they report, for now, or I would have linked to more. And I know it was covered here, but I wanted it in my weekend post in case people didn't see it during the week.)
WRITERS STRIKE: ZD broke the news that the Writers Strike would end this weekend. Posted it early Friday Morning and said you would be reading about it in the newspapers on Sunday. Remember, the guy who refers to himself in third person will always be bringing you "news before it happens".
"Influential Politician" CM Dennis Zine Makes International Coverage over "Britney Paparazzi" Law
PUBLIC NOTICE: My Zuma Times website is too political and serious for my original comedy fans -- and the www.neighborhoodcouncil.blogspot.com ain't exactly the best URL name to remember. So I created a new website and blog LACityUpdate.com and LADailyBlog.com
. With national Presidential elections taking up a lot of local media coverage -- and more local shadiness than I can blog about here on Mayor Sam, without hogging up the blog -- a lot of people are disappointed that their local, community issues are slipping through the cracks. So I'll try and fire up the side blog again for all the things that have been slipping through the cracks.
So don't trip ZD spinning crybabies...I'm still blogging on the big boy/real political heat -- Mayor Sam's blog. But I wanted to change the names of the site I have been using...AND, I'm gonna try to accomodate all the information people have been calling and emailing to me, that I haven't posted, since it looks like were going to be getting LESS local coverage, not MORE anytime soon. (I'll be glad to simply post everything and anything I want here on Mayor Sam, because more people will see it -- but I know that throws the balance of the blog off for some readers.)
AND SINCE I HAVEN'T LIKED SOME OF THE SHALLOW SPIN WITH SOME LIES TACKED ON FOR BAD MEASURE REGARDING ZD: IS THE MAYOR DATING AGAIN??? I DON'T THINK HE EVER GOT OVER HIS TRIP TO ASIA WITH HIS FASHION-DESIGNING/PLANNING-DEPARTMENT APPOINTEE?
SEE VIDEO OF MAYOR AT CLINTON LOCAL RALLY: He says, "Health care is a right, not a privilege." But he wants the privilege to garnish your wages for the right. Plus a surprise appearance by the smoothest-shady, Alex Padilla. And, how come the Mayor can now only speak in short phrases?
LA Times TOP California-Local Online Story for 2/10/08
Gala opens new L.A. art museum: Glitzy debut of the Broad Contemporary Art Museum, or BCAM, marks rebirth after difficult times at LACMA.
[HEY LA TIMES...With all of the economic hardship that is affecting business owners and homeowners, in a city under a declared financial emergency, HOW DARE YOU use the term "difficult times" on an issue like this. It's funded by Eli Broad. Is that who you are concerned about in these "difficult times", LA Times? YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?...THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH BILLIONAIRES TO SUPPORT THE CIRCULATION YOU NEED.] That's it...I'm pulling out my story on Grand Avenue Project! With the stuff LA Weekly didn't print!
CLICK HERE FOR COMEDY REVIEW OF GRAND AVENUE (BILLIONAIRE WELFARE) PROJECT: Here's a big five star, luxury reason why the mayor has to pass Prop S and create a bunch of bukly item, trash and all kinds of new fees and taxes. Just what Downtown DOES NOT need. It will fail, if it hasn't already! (Plus, I heard the entire project is illegal!)
Education & Neighborhoods will consider the Review Commission recommended Sunshine Law on Tuesday, according to Citywatch. If approved, it would replace the Brown Act for neighborhood council. (That's all they report, for now, or I would have linked to more. And I know it was covered here, but I wanted it in my weekend post in case people didn't see it during the week.)
WRITERS STRIKE: ZD broke the news that the Writers Strike would end this weekend. Posted it early Friday Morning and said you would be reading about it in the newspapers on Sunday. Remember, the guy who refers to himself in third person will always be bringing you "news before it happens".
"Influential Politician" CM Dennis Zine Makes International Coverage over "Britney Paparazzi" Law
PUBLIC NOTICE: My Zuma Times website is too political and serious for my original comedy fans -- and the www.neighborhoodcouncil.blogspot.com ain't exactly the best URL name to remember. So I created a new website and blog LACityUpdate.com and LADailyBlog.com
. With national Presidential elections taking up a lot of local media coverage -- and more local shadiness than I can blog about here on Mayor Sam, without hogging up the blog -- a lot of people are disappointed that their local, community issues are slipping through the cracks. So I'll try and fire up the side blog again for all the things that have been slipping through the cracks.
So don't trip ZD spinning crybabies...I'm still blogging on the big boy/real political heat -- Mayor Sam's blog. But I wanted to change the names of the site I have been using...AND, I'm gonna try to accomodate all the information people have been calling and emailing to me, that I haven't posted, since it looks like were going to be getting LESS local coverage, not MORE anytime soon. (I'll be glad to simply post everything and anything I want here on Mayor Sam, because more people will see it -- but I know that throws the balance of the blog off for some readers.)
AND SINCE I HAVEN'T LIKED SOME OF THE SHALLOW SPIN WITH SOME LIES TACKED ON FOR BAD MEASURE REGARDING ZD: IS THE MAYOR DATING AGAIN??? I DON'T THINK HE EVER GOT OVER HIS TRIP TO ASIA WITH HIS FASHION-DESIGNING/PLANNING-DEPARTMENT APPOINTEE?
Posted by Zuma Dogg @ 2/10/2008 07:07:00 AM
46 Comments:
"How come the Mayor can now only speak in short phrases? He says, "Health care is a right, not a privilege." "
Well, I'll tell you why, you uneducated phony:
Because that is how people accpt information best.
Your ADD, combined with your attention whore personality, makes you keep talking and keep writing, long after the central point is made.
A Pro knows when to stop.
Three days ago you said others reported it would be settled "tomorrow".
"The world will come to an end, tomorrow".
7:34 am, they were two separate points. Sorry you were confused. The mayor can only speak in short sentences, and word on the street is because his brain is fried. (Ask his former phone answerer why!)
AND, he says, "Health care is a right..." BUT HE WILL GARNISH YOUR WAGES FOR THE RIGHT!
And you are obviously no pro, because you fall on your face every time.
How did Clinton do yesterday? Can you say, "NOT the momentum candidate." That's cool..you wouldn't like Washington, DC anyway. No illegal vending on the streets.
And 7:38, are you really going to try and dispute I posted that the strike would end this weekend, before the local newspapers or news media? And are they not saying this weekend that they have come to a deal? Common...don't argue on a weakness. Show me where the stories were posted elsewhere, before ZD?
Zuma - Zuma Crockett - King of the wild frontier
Villaraigosa: I think that --- uh --- this is a great plan --- uh --- for prosperity in the City of Angels.
He does this 100% of the time.
Great notice, Zuma Dogg!
When the Mayor says Adowano, he is saying "I do not want to".
Zuma, Zuma Crockett King of the Wild Frontier.
Fought single handed through the LA City war,
Till the Clowncil was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend, forevermore.
Davy, David Elliot the man who don't know fear.
He went off to Venice and served a spell
Fixin' up the government and laws as well.
Took over Mayor Sam's, I heard tell,
And patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell.
Davy, David Elliot, seein' his duty clear.
Mayor Villa-Murgroso should be the mayor of Tijuana. He would fit right in with all the corrupt cops and politicans.
Villa-Murgroso would be the loved by the mexican drug cartels who "pay to play" and own as many cops and politicians.
If we wait a few more years the mexican cartels will have enough Tijuana politicos like Huizar and Villa-Mugroso to easily buy.
If you think there is corruption now because of billonaire developers, just wait until the mexican drug cartels move into city hall. We will see human heads rolling down Hill St. Zuma will then be begging for the former days of "shady" billionaire developers in L.A.
Good morning all you pot heads, "I'm on the internet!!!"
8:25 am,
Bravo..you've outDONE yourself! Hilarious...I HATE IT!
"...just wait until the mexican drug cartels move into city hall."
I heard Paris is a good place to move to. Or maybe Milan or West Palm Beach. I will have to consider my six polo ponies when I make the decision. Were like a family.
This is more apropos I think for you Z Dogg (-;
Who's the white private eye
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Dave!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Dave!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Dave!)
Right on
You see this cat Dave is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Dave
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
Short and sweet, after trading below $90 a barrel for three days, crude-oil futures surged more than 4% on Friday to approach $92 a barrel. Friday's rise of nearly $4 is the biggest daily gain the front-month crude contract has seen since October.
The French President said they were going to solve their illegal proplem. Villa and the City announced the same program this morning...pretty quick huh?
Squeaky Anony-Mouse says...........
The French President said they were going to solve their illegal proplem. Villa and the City announced the same program this morning...pretty quick huh?
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Are you that vile racist who blames illegal immigrants for LAUSD problems, jail over crowding, gangs and crime. Your xenphobic tendencies and racism is vile and disgusting.
We all know we need more illegal immigrants, especially from Mexico. Just look at what the hard working Mexican people have done here in Los Angeles. Los Angeles is a great, safe, and beautiful city because of all the immigrants from Mexico.
As for the Mayor speaking in short "sound bites" -- that's because that is what they are. Anyone who's ever spoken to the media or given interviews knows that if you go on and try to elaborate your point and try to sound "intelligent," the reporters especially on tv will cut you down anyway, into sound bites of THEIR choosing, and can distort you and make you sound dumb.
He's probably just gotten coaching on that -- if you're going to be cut down to a few short words, let them be of your own choosing.
Dum-dum.
NO, 11:04, you misunderstood.
Idiot Villaraigosa says 5 words, then "UH....", then another 5 words, then "UH...."
He can't speak without saying "UH" 2-3 times in each sentence.
Watch the clips or check it out on the news this week.
Uh, Uh, sorry 8:34 both Paris and Milan are located in countries that have Universal Health Care provided for the citizenry, both legal and illegal, in fact that's why it's called Universal Health Care.
Sounds good to me and most of the people in the USA would agree according to the latest Polls I read.
Must be a bad reaction to the massive cluster fuck that even people who can afford an HMO health "management" program have been exposed to.
Oh yeah, let the free market reign and the public will be rewarded in spades. "Eventually"!
Hey what about it Z Dogg? Whats your plan for the health care of the nation?
PS: I know! President Huckabee would have massive national prayer and revival tent meetings and this would enable all the people to heal themselves, genius!
"As for the Mayor speaking in short "sound bites" -- that's because that is what they are. Anyone who's ever spoken to the media or given interviews knows...the reporters especially on tv will cut you down anyway."
No! We are talking about his stuttering and stammering. Uh, Uh, Uh. If nothing else it's a loss of confidence. Could be a sign of something else though.
Do you have to take random drug tests as mayor?
Keep spinning. You seem to be squashing things.
11:54: Hey, you racist menudo stuffer: Italy does NOT have a lot of illegals, and they deport those North Africans who try to get in. If you'd ever been there, you'd know they are very, very, very jealous about protecting their culture and language and hate illegals and "dark" foreigners. (Even though some of Southern Sicily's culture has been influenced by N. Africa which is just some 30 miles south, but that's another matter -- they don't want them darkies coming in now.)
Never mind interracial dating (No, no!), they don't even like African waiters who don't speak perfect Italian waiting on them. The number of illegals they have getting free healthcare is small AND a source of great contention, they don't want no more of them. Precisely because they drag down the whole social safety net.
AND if they go to public schools, they'd damned better be wanting -- not just willing, wanting -- the "privilege" of learning Italian.
In France, too, their whole society is divided over the illegals and if you didn't have your arse up your guacamole, you'd know they even banned head scarves, anything non-
"French." They have always had blacks in their colonies and as long as they speak perfect French and "act" French in culture, they're accepted -- but ONLY then.
Don't be goin' to either of those countries and demanding "your" culture be taught and "respected." The French even look down on the Spaniards as backwards, although that has been changing the last two decades, as the EU pumped tons of $ into Spanish roads and infrastructure, making it more of a continental draw...
France does NOT give legal status to anchor babies, none of the Europeans do. Even 3rd-generations of them are "guest workers" and subject to deportation.
Both France and Italy, like Germany and Holland, look at California in particular and the US in general, as the HELLHOLES overrun by foreign cultures that they don't want.
And by the way: although it's the Mexicans we have by the millions, it's the philosophy of "giving away our culture" to uneducated and unappreciative masses that's at issue. (Even the Mexican government admits that the majority of Mexicans who sneak up here have less than a 9th grade Mexican education, and are too ignorant to learn English or help their kids do so -- you have to be educated in your OWN language to learn another easily, and to become an intelligent voting citizen.)
WHAT are you trying to prove on this blog, you Medudo stuffer? If "your" culture, society and language are so great and superior, why don't you go "home?" (Where you're the most xenophobic culture, worse than the Italians.)
10:22,
You forgot to answer the question about the Universal Health Care in both Paris and Milan, what up homeboy?
As far as undocumented workers, you have obviously not been to Europe lately or you would have found undocumented workers throughout Europe, Latin Americans, Turks, North Africans, Slavs, Poles, Pakistanis ect ect throughout Europe, pendejo.
This is a product of the growing middle and affluent class's who are not into menial or industrial labor anymore and due to "Socialized" Education, Health Care, strong Union's, and an easier lifestyle have forsaken the old labor intensive agricultural and industrial jobs for careers that may be slightly more rewarding and provide lots of leisure time for other pursuits.
It's curious though because it wasn't so long ago that the Southern Europeans from countries like Italy, Spain, Greece, were the "wetbacks" or illegal immigrant workers that provided the menial shit jobs in many European countries especially the Scandinavian countries, where the Italians and Greeks were considered the "dark subhumans".
Funny how time and money changes one's perspective though.
Like the Okies and Dust Bowl refugees who were considered the trash and lowest form of white man when they were immigrants from poverty and corporate failure.
See what a little money and historical amnesia will do for you?
Who is this clown Don Quixote, Santiago, Drinking with Tonto, who wants a mexican on every street corner, selling bacon-wrapped hot dogs?
And on the other corner a bunch of mexican cholos selling crack, collecting street taxes, painting graffiti and killing any "mayate" who moves into the
barrio.
Los Angeles is already the "Gang Capital of the World", thanks to the mexicans legal and illegal.
Yes, lets make Los Angeles into North Tijuana, Huziar, Reyes and Villa-Cholo are doing their damn best to make Los Angeles just like Tijuana.
All we need now is the mexican drug cartels bribing and killing cops and politicians.
Don't you just love the mexican experience.
"Are you that vile racist who blames illegal immigrants for LAUSD problems, jail over crowding, gangs and crime. Your xenphobic tendencies and racism is vile and disgusting.
We all know we need more illegal immigrants, especially from Mexico. Just look at what the hard working Mexican people have done here in Los Angeles. Los Angeles is a great, safe, and beautiful city because of all the immigrants from Mexico."
No....and Mexico needs them more than we do...the legal trash white need the jobs more than the illegals.
I would love to have thousands of Poor black immigrants from Central Africa move next door to Don Quackers.
Don Quackers would be singing a different song, I can guarantee you that.
Who is this don quixler? He seems to be an authority on both geopolitical economics and nuclear microbiology, along with being extremely witty. As a charter member of the teeming masses I'm privileged to sit at the feet of such a master and authority of all things pertaining to just whatever might be your chosen field of expertise. It's somehow enigmatic that such a perfect mind would be so enthralled with cholos and pupusas.. HaHa
What a bunch of nonsense here in the comments! If I wasn't doing other things I'd delete all this crap. How about sticking to what Zuma's talking about?
To "Karl Rove - 7:34 a.m.
Oh...for god's sake...EVERYONE KNOWS THE MEXICAN MIDGET CANNOT STRING TWO SENTENCES TOGETHER!!!!
And you are so stupid with your explanation "Because that is how people accept information best"!!!
The people you are referring to are stupid, illiterate Mexicans...just like the stupid, Mexican Mayor!
Go back to your Telemundo novellas...you moron!!!! This is America...not Tijuana! Leave us alone before we deport all of you ! Go fix your own country!
Smooth-shady Alex Padilla is also a member of Club FMB, no?
Great repartee and response, "Anonymouse 12:22", and your ability to establish such pertinent and scientifically unfounded arguments is a credit to your pedigree.
You are a masterful and uncanny professorial example of your institution of higher learning and enlightenment.
Your cogent points of debate are untouchable and increasingly insincere in the best sense of the word, your ever incremental quest for stability and institutional acceptance is a credit to your insatiable appetite for insanity and clarity in regards to your mental acumen.
Your legendary and malodorous commentary dealing with current events, and the polemics you detail in your political dialog are to be held in a silent reverence and awe!
In this modern world, with the discombobulated and insincere production of news whose sources are to be questioned and mainly disregarded by most rational human beings your mental detriment and your ability to remain conscious in the face of your debilitation's can only remind one of others like yourself who suffered for Science and humanities olfactory senses.
Begin the New Renaissance!
dq, "Legal Mexican"
Don Q and company...that's the final word on that topic. Thanks!
"influential pol" Zine his bald arse.
Doesn't he wish.
Where he is in the West Valley, there are no big celebs, and Britney isn't in his district or anywhere near it.
It's his way to try to get press for himself and his big bald head, by sticking his wide, dumb nose in anything to do with the cops -- but then undermining them when it comes to their wishes in the rank and file, like when they asked the City Council to stick up for them and have the extreme and unnecessary version of the Financial Disclosure laws as currently decreed, looked into.
The paparazzi ARE a menace to the neighbors and general public of the airheads who pose for them, and then maybe feel they go too far. The sleazy media whores trample the houses of their neighbors, create obstacles to egress and bring in noisy choppers, too.
So there is a valid point there, but it should come from someone on the celeb side of town, the westside, malibu and Beverly Hills, where they chase celebs and create accidents. It's a matter of time before they run someone down (they have already done it to each other) and sue the cops and the cities.
Just seems wrong coming from Zine, who was too dumb to get promoted about beat sergeant in 40 years of service, but now thinks he's the "expert" on anything to do with legal issues involving cops. He's as stupid as his head is bald, and at his age, what is he preening about? Where does he hope to go?
So in other words, you like what Denny had to say, you just didn't like that he was the one who said it?
Riiiiiiiiight?!?!?
I forgot rightness is territorial. My bad!
Funny how comments keep shrining on this blog, especially when anything is posted that is remotely interesting or funny or, no, no, no, touches on that malodorous dogg who's got a nasty, snotty name for everyone but can't take an iota of truth about himself.
Too bad stuffing up all those Tater Tots makes for a bad judge of character on the part of Mayor Sam -- come on, we'll listen to your problems about getting cute girls and losing weight on tater tots, but you've gotta meet your readers half-way on this.
Yeah, as for baldie Zine, I think people should have experience about what they're talking about and yeah, sometimes legislation should be territorial if it's a territorial issue. He's been pretty desperate to get attention any way he can, and has no credibility on this issue. Bratten thinks he should butt his bald head out, too, and said so.
Seems like he and Bernie Parks have a competition to see who can annoy Bratton the most by telling him how to do his job.
The Mayor has to pause so much because he has to fabricate the lies in his head before he delivers them to the public.
The Mayor and President Bush suffer from the same malady. They have a problem when they speak, because they are lying.
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Dump the Dogg.
More deletions by the paranoid dogg, just because someone pointed out that he always seems to side with "Denny," maybe because there's some kind of solidarity between aesthetically-challenged baldies and especially, if they're not educated.
Guess it's some sort of revenge of the bald GDE, street-wise and book- dumb brigade, who do anything for attention. Like Zine and this pap thing, when he has no celebs in his hood who have this problem -- he's a groupie taking on the "glamour issue" of Hollywood for national and international attention, but when it comes down to taking a stand on city issues, he always goes back to being a provincial from the West Valley.
Zuma must be living vicariously through Denny, or else why does he keep bringing him up?
Do I keep bringing Denny up? Check how many times I have mentioned his name, compared to other CMs? Excuse me for linking to a national story that mentioned a local CM that called him an "influential politician." (I thought some people would get a kick out of it.) And I don't think I stated whether I agreed with him, or not.
But you bring up some very important points, people like you and you are a relevant community asset. Keep your chin up!
zuma, how bout you gift Denny with a hat, shades and a lollipop -- maybe if he played more Kojack and less Valley leather dude and Nightrider, we could stomach his opinions a little more. A VERY little more.
How about if you get over the fact that you got no juice?
Free Music Lessons out of my garage. Valley Area. Ask for Jack.
Or is it, Bill?
So let's get this right, dogg -- you don't like what someone says about you, so you go fishing for the Mayor's love life, again? That's why you're trying to dig up the dead one about the Asian designer? News before it happens, all right.
Personally I don't want to know about the guy's love life, he could be dating Britney Spears for all I care.
Well, actually, that would be a good idea: if he dates one of those little bimbos, Zine will get a "keep away" zone passed around them, and he'll be safe from the mediahounds.
The one about the mayor's love life is more than a gossip item. She's an appointee and you may not know the whole story. It will probably break on the news before this blog anyway this time.
Busy day, 10:45 pm? Just checkin' in? Not digging up...but maybe I haven't said anything until now. (Shallow spin mixed with lies DOES INDEED piss me off when it comes from certain people.) So I thought to myself...why am I holding that in. It's all over town. And this isn't a news reporter. It's a planning department mayoral appointee who the mayor flew to Asia to pitch her fashion line to retailers. And the word on the street is this there is a big shoe to drop on this one. But keep defending it, and before you know it -- all the news media and radio shows will see this and it'll break wide. Keep spinning though. And make sure to mix in some lies.
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