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Friday, February 29, 2008

Intern with Senator Larry Craig

Jay Leno has been riffing on this all week but you might note that America's favorite bathroom enthusiast, Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, is looking for summer interns.

Applicants should be "hardworking, independent, and resourceful team-players who share my political philosophy." Word of caution: know how wide or narrow your stance is on the issues.

The deadline to apply is March 15th but you may want to apply early to get a leg up on the competition. Word of caution: he has a preference for Idahoans.

Larry Craig

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Higby,

You let Drivers License for Illegals Ed slam gays because they are Republicans its okay? But if its a gay democrat it would be homophobia.

Its the same as the Democrats who give Ted Hayes a hassle for being a Black Republican and say racist things about him.

So the bottom line is that racism and homophobia is okay IF its directed at Republican fags or darkies?

That's whay Hillary Clinton got to say that Condoleeza Rice was "no negro who is no go."

February 29, 2008 12:55 PM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

oh for the love of Peeps ...

If you're gay or straight ... if you're cruising for a piece in the john, dude, it's open season!! All bets are off in the jokes department.

As Sgt. Hulka said in the film classic, Stripes, "Lighten up, Frances".

Edward, that was pretty darn funny!!!

February 29, 2008 1:56 PM  

Anonymous Larry craig said:

Ed,

Are you available for an internship? You seem very articulate, intelligent and your damn cute !!!!

February 29, 2008 2:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ed,

Please post about this injustice !!!!

Jose Perez-Padilla needs your support and help, let's establish an online defense fund, Ed, you can be the first "gold member" donator.

http://www.dailynews.com/breakingnews/ci_8408471

--- ICE raids target 345 fugitives ----

Among those arrested was Jose Perez-Padilla, 46, a previously deported Mexican citizen and gang member whose criminal history includes felony convictions for drug sales and assault with a deadly weapon, according to ICE.

February 29, 2008 2:46 PM  

Blogger Edward Headington said:

Anon 12:55,

The guy was insistent about not being gay so I don't understand how I'm slamming him for anything other than poking fun at his hypocrisy and crazy explanations for bathroom behavior. If you're upset about the preference reference, check out the internship page, his office really does prefers applicants from Idaho.

It's Friday, the weather is amazing and I'm going over to watch Bill Maher tonight. Perhaps I'm just in the satire mood or channeling my inner Fred Willard (Smitty ...).

Thanks Valley Doll. And no LC, I'm not available for any internships--especially since you're way off on all three accounts. '-)

February 29, 2008 4:12 PM  

Blogger don quixote said:

Criminny, Jiminnie Crickets! Post something else up please!
When I click up Mayor Sams to see whats happening in the world and have to see that mug of Larry Craig's and then to think that some poor guy taking a dump in the airport can has this Larry Craig face peeking through the crack in the door, and then getting in the stall next to you and sliding his shoe under your side while your trying to read the paper and find out who won the Laker game and this Craig guy trying to play footsie with you. Yuuuck!
Please!
What next a photo of Sen Vitter diapered up by hookers?

March 01, 2008 6:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ed,

Here is yet another story, about a "hard working" female immigrant from Mexico. Maria "Chata" Leon needs a new place to live, maybe you can help her out. Come on Ed, show her some love.

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http://www.laweekly.com/news/news/the-gangsters-of-drew-street-glassell-park/18444/

Drew Street, with its long, straight rise, offered the perfect viewing base from which to espy approaching cop cars. It turned out to be just the thing for Maria "Chata" Leon, a young toughie from a rough, lawless Mexican village who settled there and gave birth to 13 children — a half-dozen of whom became criminals. With a new baby on her hip every year or two, Leon dealt drugs and staked her claim on Drew Street, in a Bleak House stocked with guns and explosives.

March 01, 2008 8:29 AM  

Blogger drinking with tony, said:

Like a bear grown accustomed to the trash at campgrounds, knowing in some part of its mind that this is not what how Larry Craig was meant to live, but drawn nonetheless by the lure of easy pickings--inedible crap though it be—playing footsies in the men's room was exhilarating! Shit and heart fluttering romance wafting in the restroom air synchronously.

March 01, 2008 8:39 AM  

Blogger drinking with tony, said:

Larry Criag: Like a dungbeetle seriously considering a change of diet but who’s drawn nonetheless by the sweet aroma of his old feeding grounds…

March 01, 2008 9:01 AM  

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