SANTA CLAUSE & MICKEY MOUSE BANNED FROM COUNCIL MEETINGS ACCORDING TO NEW "NO MASK" LAW (I think they should focus on other more important issues!)
LOS ANGELES SHITTY CLOWNCIL IS WORRIED ABOUT THIS:
(10 Votes Required for Consideration)
ITEM NO. (40)
06-1514
MOTION (WEISS - GARCETTI - GREUEL) relative to amending the City Council Rules to prohibit the wearing of masks during meetings of the City Council or one of its committees.
(Hey Santa...that better be a REAL beard, if you are inside Council Chambers!)
Since this seems like a slight first amendment violation (Garcettti and Council being no stranger to that), I urge all Mayor Sam readers to contact the ACLU over this: http://www.aclu-sc.org/
THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SOME OF THIS:
* Non-Documented/Illegal construction workers replacing L.A. citizens on City construction sites. (Fly off a plane from any terrorist country, and be working on a LA City construction site the next day. And the good new is, you are taking jobs away from the legal, taxpaying construction workers. (Then you raise their fees and taxes, while you deny them jobs for your illegal pals.) I HOPE CITY COUNCIL AND THEIR FAMILIES MOVE INTO SOME OF THESE BUILDINGS! (What are the safety standards for these non-documented workers.)
Prop S for "Shitty-Shady-Scam": Mayor Doucharosa's phone modernization tax. Why don't you modernize the illegal vending and non-documented construction workers you support -- and collect taxes from them and the non-documneted construction workers you are letting build all this "Smart Growth", you loser mayor.
Illegal vending all over the streets, undermining city's retail tax base to cause owners to shut down, and leave town. (And that's when the crime and blight move Mayor Mexirosa.)
City Councils' guilty little (cash cow) pleasure: non-profit organizations. (Do they think the money is for them and their family, cronies and associates? (I hope the D.A.'s office reminds them, it isn't!)
Affordable Housing Scam: How to make HUGE profit off affordable housing if you make a pre-arranged deal with a few of the right people. (See LAANE/CRA and people who sit on both agencies.)
Illegal Grand Avenue Project: Hey Council, did you know you are making County and State decisions outside of your local authority ? (Among other things.)
Only representing special interests who donate to their coffers, rather than constituents. (Right, Wendy? After all, I heard you were pretty upset that Rosendahl stood up for more money for displaced tenants -- even though you already struck your pre-arranged deal. (LOL!)
They want to f*ck with the first amendment over wearing a mask at a council meeting. (Which means no Santa at City Hall...and no Hollywood Parade mascot that appeared this year...
AND NO MORE MICKEY MOUSE INSIDE COUNCIL CHAMBERS...SORRY WENDY!
PSA (Public Service Announcement from Zuma Dogg): NOTICE TO ALL COUNCILMEMBERS:
PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN HANDICAP ZONES ANYMORE. THEY ARE NOT YOUR PERSONAL VALET ZONES. SOMEONE CONTACTED ZD AND TOLD HIM THEY SENT A PHOTOG TO TAKE PICTURES...I TOLD THEM THAT IS NOT MY CUP OF TEA. BUT WITH AN ATTACK ON THE FIRST AMENDMENT AT CITY HALL...
I'M GETTING THIRSTY FOR A CUP OF TEA. So you better watch the handicap parking you lazy fucks!
zumadogg@gmail.com
zumatimes.com
(10 Votes Required for Consideration)
ITEM NO. (40)
06-1514
MOTION (WEISS - GARCETTI - GREUEL) relative to amending the City Council Rules to prohibit the wearing of masks during meetings of the City Council or one of its committees.
(Hey Santa...that better be a REAL beard, if you are inside Council Chambers!)
Since this seems like a slight first amendment violation (Garcettti and Council being no stranger to that), I urge all Mayor Sam readers to contact the ACLU over this: http://www.aclu-sc.org/
THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SOME OF THIS:
* Non-Documented/Illegal construction workers replacing L.A. citizens on City construction sites. (Fly off a plane from any terrorist country, and be working on a LA City construction site the next day. And the good new is, you are taking jobs away from the legal, taxpaying construction workers. (Then you raise their fees and taxes, while you deny them jobs for your illegal pals.) I HOPE CITY COUNCIL AND THEIR FAMILIES MOVE INTO SOME OF THESE BUILDINGS! (What are the safety standards for these non-documented workers.)
Prop S for "Shitty-Shady-Scam": Mayor Doucharosa's phone modernization tax. Why don't you modernize the illegal vending and non-documented construction workers you support -- and collect taxes from them and the non-documneted construction workers you are letting build all this "Smart Growth", you loser mayor.
Illegal vending all over the streets, undermining city's retail tax base to cause owners to shut down, and leave town. (And that's when the crime and blight move Mayor Mexirosa.)
City Councils' guilty little (cash cow) pleasure: non-profit organizations. (Do they think the money is for them and their family, cronies and associates? (I hope the D.A.'s office reminds them, it isn't!)
Affordable Housing Scam: How to make HUGE profit off affordable housing if you make a pre-arranged deal with a few of the right people. (See LAANE/CRA and people who sit on both agencies.)
Illegal Grand Avenue Project: Hey Council, did you know you are making County and State decisions outside of your local authority ? (Among other things.)
Only representing special interests who donate to their coffers, rather than constituents. (Right, Wendy? After all, I heard you were pretty upset that Rosendahl stood up for more money for displaced tenants -- even though you already struck your pre-arranged deal. (LOL!)
They want to f*ck with the first amendment over wearing a mask at a council meeting. (Which means no Santa at City Hall...and no Hollywood Parade mascot that appeared this year...
AND NO MORE MICKEY MOUSE INSIDE COUNCIL CHAMBERS...SORRY WENDY!
PSA (Public Service Announcement from Zuma Dogg): NOTICE TO ALL COUNCILMEMBERS:
PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN HANDICAP ZONES ANYMORE. THEY ARE NOT YOUR PERSONAL VALET ZONES. SOMEONE CONTACTED ZD AND TOLD HIM THEY SENT A PHOTOG TO TAKE PICTURES...I TOLD THEM THAT IS NOT MY CUP OF TEA. BUT WITH AN ATTACK ON THE FIRST AMENDMENT AT CITY HALL...
I'M GETTING THIRSTY FOR A CUP OF TEA. So you better watch the handicap parking you lazy fucks!
zumadogg@gmail.com
zumatimes.com
Labels: los angeles politics
Posted by Zuma Dogg @ 12/11/2007 10:29:00 PM
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I'm probably the only guy who thinks this - I've had plenty of arguments with some people about it - but this video has got to be the funniest damn Zuma Dogg video ever - other than singing "I Will Always Love You" in the Santa Monica Library.
Yea, I know it's anti-social behavior, disruptive, gauche, whatever you want to call it, but sometimes you just got to shake up the system and piss people off.
And sometimes you've got to be not so tight assed and have a laugh.
Especially with the opener featuring Eric Garcetti reminding Bitter Bernie we still have a first amendment in this country.
Oh yea and let me do it for you...
blogging burros
smelly dave
fat higby
wet spot
There now you can post other stuff or go whack off to Mayor Villar photos.
Mayor Sam,
Huh...huh...huh...the gene simmons mask was not anti-social. if i was being disruptive or preventing anyone from doing anything, it would have been anti-social. I was just wearing a mask, during my own comment, from a separate building, in a separate district.
But yeah, you nailed the top 2 zd youtubes based on feedback. (even my harshest mayor sam anti-zd spinner secretly gave me props on the simmons mask! hell yeah!)
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Check out the video where Tom LeBong tells Matt Dowd to "sit your ass down"
Okay, let's pass this mask one. Then, when Mickey Mouse shows up again (and they allow him in), I'm gonna sue them for discrimination.
That should be an easy settlement and I could sure use the money to pay off my phone tax.
Ah yes, "Sit your ass down?"
How about the time I grabbed a cigarette out of my constituents hand. I'M the one who gets to decide if someone can hold a cigarette, or gets to stand up or has to sit their ass down. And if you got a problem with that, I will show up at your private function and peek through the restaurant window, then sit down at a table nearby to listen in and try and be an intimidating force.
What's next? Sunglasses? Wigs? Short skirts (unless you're a newscaster)?
How about just banning ZD?
That will make the whole thing work as intended.
Brand him a terrorist and do not allow him to speak.
Thanks Zuma. You make some very excellent points on what these morons should be doing. They should all be banned for lack of style and class as representatives of the city of LA. The women dress like trolls, need to have their hair styled, better business suits. The men like Alarcon and Huizar need to stop dying their hair, wear better suits, take a class in public speaking and get some class.
Speaking of Alarcon, how about shaving that creepy mustache? You too Parks. And Zev, we're going to need the mammoth shears for that dead animal under your nose. BLECH!
Antonio Watch,
Where you been mix-master?
"Oh no, not Parks" was a blast! i accidentally bumped the mic...and when I realized it was still "hot" -- that was the best feeling...like finding an open bank vault with no security around -- and I went for the "accidental" sounding comment.
(Wendy and others thought it was a simple mistake, but I knew the mic was on casue i heard the "bump" on the monitor!) What a comedy gift!
(And remember, that IS the reason they have council meetings. To provide a comedy backdrop for my YouTube videos.)
Would a Burka be consider mask like? The ACLU needs to know.
Wearing a mask can be consider an form of religious expression.
I'm probably the only guy who thinks this - I've had plenty of arguments with some people about it - but this video has got to be the funniest damn Zuma Dogg video ever - other than singing "I Will Always Love You" in the Santa Monica Library.
Mayor Sam,
I'm right there with you on that one. I LOVE Zuma. I love the IDEA of Zuma. I love the Gene Simmons mask. I will donate to any fund that helps maintain Zuma's right to wear a Gene Simmons mask during Public Comment.
xoxo
the fat-ass, smelly, Zuma-lovin' Valley Mom with eleven kids and a love of all things trailer trashy. oh, yeah ... i forgot, I also suffer from unsightly facial hair and halitosis. I think that about covers it.
Valley Doll,
Aw shucks...thanks so much!!! What a nice surprise to read.
I never heard Mickey Mouse say "Fuck you, Eric" when asked about his mask.
Anyway, Micky Mouse isn't wearing a mask -- that's his face.
Anything they can think up to ban that lowlife Matt Dowd altogether, the better. His use of "Nigger" and "Fuck" at a City Hall meeting would make even drunken sailors gag, let alone the decent citizens forced to endure this foulness.
They shouldn't have to hire censors on Ch. 35, either, because of foul and vile language which violates the FCC laws.
Being told NOT to say it should be an ORDER.
8:05am,
You are such a pussy-crybaby. But what do you expect who says Mickey is n't wearing a mask, that's his face. (Hate to break it to you...a real person is behind the mask. Mickey Mouse is not a real person, so that is not his face. (While we are at it...the easter bunny is just a regular bunny. And WWF is pre-staged.)
Meanwhile, take your head out of your perfect world ass and worry a little bit more about what 15 city council members are doing. That's the REAL problem, douchebag-crybaby...not some person who writes "Joe Public" on his public comment card.
IT'S WHAT COUNCIL IS DOING THAT IS BANKRUPTING THE CITY AND CAUSING MORE AND MORE CRIME AND POVERTY THAT IS SINKING OUR CITY.
NOT SOME PUBLIC COMMENT SPEAKER.
O.K. Matt won't say "fuck" again.
City Council is still fucking up the city -- and it's a giant sinking ship. But you stand on pomp(ous) and circumstance you pompous point-misser.
Why couldn't Garpussy just call the fucking name on the card and let the guy wear the bandanna. Because Garshady is an arrogant control freak who is the one who decides how other people are allowed to express themselves. DON'T YOU SEE IT!!?!
Matt wanted to express himself the way he wanted to, but Eric wanted Matt to express himself he way ERIC wanted him to.
And that's cause Eric is a sissy-spoiled brat crybaby.
DON'T YOU SEE IT??? You are allowed to put down Joe Public on your card and wear a bandanna on your face. I'm sorry Rhodes scholar boy doesn't like it.
It's all protected expression. Garcetti is going down in history as the exact OPPOSITE of the small "d" democrat he thinks he is.
he's a small "d" dictator, if anything.
What? What do you mean the Easter Bunny is wearing a mask? Stop it. Stop lying to me and Mickey Mouse is a PERSON. That IS his face. Pfft, a mask on Mickey. I'm so sure. You guys are so funny.
I think Santa Claus is leaving you all lumps of coal.
I haven't laughed so hard in ages and ages. I'm with you Mayor Sam. Call it anti-social, disruptive or gauche, but the truth is, Zuma Dogg is right on the issues and ballsy enough to say it and what did we do before he came to us??
1:39am,
ZD likes the way you said that. Thanks!
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