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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Another Mayor Sam Party: The Cowabunga in Sunland-Tujunga

For months, the old, dead Republican mayor, Michael "Mayor Sam" Higby has tortured the citizenry of Sunland-Tujunga for their opposition to the opening of a Home Depot store in their community. Ever willing to be the lone voice of capitalism and free enterprise, the Mayor has steadfast held to private property rights as the ST residents seek to get the City to block the store's construction and opening.

For all these months, the Mayor has unleashed a written barrage, and the loyal troops in Sunland-Tujunga have said "Mayor Sam! You've got to come and see how these mega-corporation is trying to shoehorn a behemoth of a super hardware store into our tiny, rural community. Then tell us you're in favor of Home Depot!"

So the hammer has been thrown down and Mayor Sam has accepted. Following a personal, private tour by hometown hero and head Home Depot hater Joe Barrett, the No2Home Depot people, Michael, neighbors and bloggy friends alike will gather for libations and fine Mexican repast at Joselitos, the very same cantina where the alleged and legendary "Do-It Center" scheme was hatched.

At that time the old, dead Republican Mayor himself declare - yay or nay on Home Depot. And a good time will be had by all.

Everyone is invited - we hope to see you there!

Sunday, January 13th, 2008
4:00 p.m.

Joselitos Mexican Restaurant
7308 Foothill Blvd, Tujunga, CA 91042 (click for map)

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Anonymous Anonymous said:

Well, Effin A! Mayor Sam, we can't wait to get our hand on you up here in S-T.
I'll definately be there, wouldn't miss it for the world.

December 28, 2007 10:15 AM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

Like they say, "Only Nixon can go to China."


December 28, 2007 11:42 AM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

Just don't expect a state dinner and
a performance by plate juggling acrobats!

December 28, 2007 1:42 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Can we send a "FREE ENTERPRISE" delegation to the "MAYOR SAM SUMMIT"?

December 28, 2007 2:04 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

Whatever floats your boat! Although you're likely not to find anyone in attendance that opposes free enterprise, as long as those engaging in it, follow the City rules.

December 28, 2007 3:18 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Happy New Year Joe.

December 28, 2007 4:08 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

Happy New Year Red!
I'll see you on the 13th.

December 28, 2007 4:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Cowabunga in Tujunga! Last chance to uncover the identity of "incognito" at the MS NoHo Christmas fete? Chicken costume or squirrel suit? Place yer bets.

December 28, 2007 10:36 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Welcome to Sunland-Tujunga. We look forward to seeing you.


December 29, 2007 12:48 AM  

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