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Friday, July 27, 2007

HEY VIAGRAOSA -- YOU CAN THANK YOUR INFERIOR-MINDED SPINNERS' EXTRA WEAK SPIN FOR ZUMA DOGG's NEXT WAVE OF POSTINGS


Many of you know that I have not "gone there" regarding the dispicable, selfish, wrecking ball behavior of Mayor Antonio Viagraosa because everyone else in covering it, and I like to give other issues more attention.

People sent me the Villaraigosa is screwing Mirthala story at least a month before it broke -- and I left it alone to focus on other issues. And there is a lot of other info I left to others.

And over the past year, the people getting paid by our "sad, emotionally challenged $300 million dollar Universal deal wrecking, cheating and lying, betray everyone who supported you and wreck your whole family Mayor -- have been spinning personal attacks and are yet to catch me on content. However, I feel the attacks have gotten especially weak.

SO I WANT MAYOR ANTIONIO VILLARAIGOSA AND HILLARY CLINTON TO KNOW, THE REASON I WILL BE MAKING THE JOKES AND PILING ON A LOT HARDER THAN JAY LENO IN THE LOCAL MEDIA...

IS BECAUSE OF YOUR PAID MERCANARIES WHO HAVE LOST IT! SO VILLAR (did she file to have the name dissolved yet) -- GET READY FOR COVERAGE OF HOW YOU F*CKED UP EVERYTHING FOR SO MANY...Starting NOW. And Hillary is gonna take a hit from ZD, too, for supporting this corrupt and immoral behavior.

JAY LENO...How about this: THE MAYOR WAS SEEN WALKING OUT OF THE AQUARIUM SUPPLY STORE TODAY. HE WAS PICKING UP A FRESH SUPPLY OF "OCTOPUS CONDOMNS" TO HELP HIM WITH SOME NEW COMMISSIONER APPROVALS.

AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MAY HAVE BEEN HOLDING OFF SENDING ZD VILLARSALINAS INFO CAUSE YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN GOING SOFT ON COVERAGE:

SEND ALL INSIDE INFO TO ZUMADOGG@GMAIL.COM. I WILL POST IT HERE AND BLAST IT ON THE RADIO.

AND, ZUMA DOGG SAYS...THERE IS WAY MORE TO THE "SALINAS HOUSING ANGLE" (How she got that housing and the company behind it.)

AND ISN'T IT FUNNY...WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR UNIVERSAL/NBC TO COME OUT ON SOME RULING ON MIRTHALA SALINAS AND EVERYONE SAYS HOW WRONG IT WAS OF HER...I say big deal on her end...the news is not some goverment agency...it's entertainment. WHAT ABOUT THE MAYOR...HE'S THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE IN TROUBLE...HE'S THE ELECTED OFFICIAL, NOT HER! HE'S THE ONE BEING PAID BY THE PUBLIC....

HEY MAYOR...next time you have a private jet waiting on city time....just grab the bitch and drag her on the plane and do her in the "Mile High Club".

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT...HOWEVER ROUGH YOU THINK ZD HAS BEEN...IMAGINE WHEN I NOW FINALLY FOCUS TO TONY MANERO VIAGRAOSA.

SUMMARY/POINT": It's a lesson in karma. The hate spinners should have walked away and counted their blessings when ZD made the decision to leave the Villaraigosa ORGIEFEST (media and commissioners) alone...and when I decided to tone done my approach.

HILLARY CLINTON...HELLO, MY NAME IS ZUMA DOGG AND I HOPE BILL DOES NOT ALLOW YOU TO JEOPARDIZE YOU ENTIRE CAMPAIGN OVER THE NEGATIVE ASSOCIATIONS PEOPLE WILL BE ATTACHING TO YOU OVER OUR (SOON TO BE FORMER) DEGENERATE MAYOR. VILLAR -- GET HELP!!!

AND REMEMBER...SEND THE INSIDE STUFF (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE PEOPLE) TO ZUMADOGG@GMAIL.COM.

p.s.: Cpt Jack...just made a call to move ahead with the other thing!

CLICK HERE FOR ZD'S "CAMPAIGN STRATEGY" AND POLITICAL SPEAK.

76 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I guess if you can't beat them, join them, right Zuma.

Well, better late than never. The only thing is, everything out there is already being coverd by Mayor Sam, AntonioWatch, Flapsblog, Zahnizer, Luke Ford. Is there anything left for you Zuma?

Wait, there is!!! And you might just be able to beat Tony Castro to this story. It has been ignored for many years now but everyone knows that it is true. And it will go great with that fake "camping story with son" that is just now surfacing. This might be the one that slams the door shut on our Dishonorable Mayor.

It is the story of Antonio's first born. The one he gave up for adoption. The one that he denied and then got his friends to go to court and say they threw a train on the girl in question. We all know the woman in question will not come forward - and who can blame her. But she went to school with a lot of people and Antonio did not grow up in a vaccuum. Dig Zuma, ask your buddy Alvin for some help, his former boss (not Molina) knows the details about this.

July 27, 2007 10:00 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

10:00am,

Already covered is one thing...covered and perpetuated and kept top of mind by Zuma Dogg on radio, blog and new public access show for Time Warner that I am making over all of this.

PLUS, a lot of stuff that I have that I didn't follow up on.

July 27, 2007 10:17 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

YOU GO DOGG!
HIT TONY VILLARS little balls OUT OF THE PARK!
YOU GO DOGG!

July 27, 2007 10:17 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Well, I must ask if you have or have had solid information on any corrupt politician - starting with Villar - ANY kind of information that might aid in exposing and bringing them down, WHY would you want to "hold back"? One would expect that sort of attitude from the LAT times or local TV news who are complicit with the corrupt....

July 27, 2007 10:33 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good for you Zuma. You must have some people shaking in their boots. the haters will come on and blast but make no mistake we all know the power you have with your words and the fact that damn all the media know you. Yes, get to Hillary. don't let that weasel Michael Trujillo threaten you because he will. Be careful you are going against the Mexican Mafia with Antonio

July 27, 2007 10:46 AM  

Anonymous Joe aa. said:

It's only because he is an utter fool; the truth is that the Mayor has asked everyone in his office not to read or comment here, so all of us who think ZD is a low grade moron do not work for The Mayor or the City at all.

Grow up, dunce. If it is newsworthy, print it; so far, all you have is drivel droppings from others.

You are a low grad plagurist to boot.

July 27, 2007 10:49 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It's a little self-righteous to say, "Oh I let those other guys cover those stories, because I had more important news to break."

Please. You are a blogger. You have the same first amendment rights as the rest of us. You are also human.

Don't try to place yourself on some pedestal above your readers OR your competition.

Just report. Leave the blather to the other windbags.

July 27, 2007 10:49 AM  

Blogger race card said:

Don't get me wrong. I still got love for the Dogg. I just don't want to hear/watch you play yourself.

July 27, 2007 10:51 AM  

Blogger race card said:

It's a little self-righteous to say, "Oh I let those other guys cover those stories, because I had more important news to break."

Please. You are a blogger. You have the same first amendment rights as the rest of us. You are also human.

Don't try to place yourself on some pedestal above your readers OR your competition.

Just report. Leave the blather to the other windbags.

July 27, 2007 10:51 AM  

Blogger race card said:

anti-anonymous

July 27, 2007 10:52 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I've become convinced that the mayor's staff and friends are actually feeding bullshit to that moron Zuma Dogg and other bloggers like porno fanatic Luke Ford-- who will post anything! -- in an attempt to make the "scandal" so absurd and repugnant that serious reporters will begin back off in disgust. The stuff on David Zanhiser yesterday, which went beyond defamation, was the final straw.

July 27, 2007 11:06 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

In the evenings, the driver would chauffeur Burke back to the townhouse, where he would retrieve his personal vehicle and Burke would drive back in the 300 to the Brentwood house, often stopping at the home's gates to pick up mail.


ARE WE PAYING FOR YVONNE BURKE'S DRIVER??? WHY CAN'T SHE DRIVE HERSELF. WHICH COUNCIL MEMBERS HAVE DRIVERS AND DON'T DRIVE THEMSELVES??

July 27, 2007 11:40 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like spin to me with bad spelling to boot:

Joe aa. said...

It's only because he is an utter fool; the truth is that the Mayor has asked everyone in his office not to read or comment here, so all of us who think ZD is a low grade moron do not work for The Mayor or the City at all.

Grow up, dunce. If it is newsworthy, print it; so far, all you have is drivel droppings from others.

You are a low grad plagurist to boot.

July 27, 2007 12:02 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Luke Ford will post anything

July 27, 2007 12:32 PM  

Anonymous Jack Hoff said:

Zuma Dogg reminds me of Otis from The Andy Griffith Show. He adds color to the community, chronically depressed (my guess), and basically pretty harmless to everyone but himself.

July 27, 2007 12:47 PM  

Anonymous your 8th grade spelling teacher said:

12:02 said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like spin to me with bad spelling to boot.", and concludes with, "You are a low grad plagurist to boot."

12:02, you're not an expert in the art of spelling, and you certainly don't know how to use your spell check. You need to go to the high-level stool at a room corner, sit upon that stool, and wear a cone-shaped hat with the word DUNCE on that excuse you call a head until you learn how to spell correctly!

July 27, 2007 12:56 PM  

Anonymous betty boop said:

I am also sure Mayor V. does not want any women staffers reading this blog, especially those with a husband who was cheated with a younger woman. Ok, all you women who work for Mayor V. and also had a low down dirty dog husband, here is your chance to seek justice for all the scorned women off the world. Ok ladies we are eagerly waiting for your comments, we know you deserve a boss who respects women.

Mayor V. better replace all his female staffers with horny Latino men like himself, before he learns first hand about female power!!!!!!

July 27, 2007 1:05 PM  

Anonymous shadow said:

betty boop, do you think Corina would make a better mayor than Villar?

July 27, 2007 1:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

1:06: What a degraded soul you are, to assume all women see themselves as victims and "women scorned." Just as many women, statistically, leave their husbands as vice versa, especially as they near middle age and their kids are grown or almost so. To try to conjure up an army of angry witches makes YOU the sexist, misogynist you make the Mayor out to be. He may not have picked a woman most likely to improve his image, but their affair doesn't seem to be a matter of spite and bile at least, like most of the sentiments here.

As for Zuma: Jack Hoff, you're right that he's a harmless blowhard who's mostly a danger to himself, emotionally and psychologically.

He admits as much in the 7/25 LAist interview (that he is so proud of); he comes off as sad, sad, sad and so bitter -- when that is the source of one's rants and "news," you can indeed take the news in the context of the messenger.

Ditto for Luke Ford: he is indeed a perv, horny and frustrated, also driven by jealousy and bitterness, which leads him into a cycle that ensures he stays poor, lonely, horny and bitter, hence looking for the next "victim" to go after.

He admits all this in this week's LAT Dustup columns: after going after his sparring partner Spillman for being vain and shallow, just "entertainment" as all tv news is -- Spillman begs to differ -- he admits that he envies his sparring partner for owning a townhome and having a life and kids, something he himself will never have. (And he admits if any of his sources would go to bed with him, he'd have no problems with vertical info- gathering. But alas, they won't.)

Honestly, Zuma, people read this blog not because of you, but despite you -- except of course, the bitter, lonely, horny ones like you and LukeFord. IF there is crap going around here, some people may want to be prepared to read about it elsewhere, but if they know it's crap, believe me, they don't care.

Don't flatter yourself that Hillary or DiFi or anyone who's anyone is going to care what a dirty, smelly, self-deluded hobo in L A cares. In fact, the more you dish, coming from you, the more anything will be discounted as smarmy and unclean.

Stop grabbing free samples at Ralph's and mini-mart chili dogs as you almost pass out from hunger but decide to do the world a favor and catch that long, hot bus downtown.
In this state, you bring bitterness with you, and inside you, always.

July 27, 2007 1:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

KCAL 9 just reported that the investigation into Mirthala has been completed. But that's it. No decision yet. Stupid idiot Telemundo why release its been completed without the results.

July 27, 2007 2:21 PM  

Blogger race card said:

*delete position

July 27, 2007 2:22 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

WEAKASS LOSERS WHO NOW REGRET THE MOVE: HERE IS WHAT I SAID:

Many of you know that I have not "gone there" regarding the dispicable, selfish, destructive, wrecking ball behavior of Mayor Antonio Viagraosa because everyone else has been covering it, and I like to cover things not covered elsewhere.

SPINFLY, WHERE IS THIS QUOTE?:
"Oh I let those other guys cover those stories, because I had more important news to break."


Q: ANY kind of information that might aid in exposing and bringing them down, WHY would you want to "hold back"?

A: I have a limited amount of time each day, and cannot cover all the fraud, waste and abuse/corruption pumping out of city hall each day.

So if everyone else is covering "X"...ZD will focus on "Y". (It'a a marketing strategy concept and encorporates quality and productivity concepts.)

AND...I told you I prefered to stay away from "personality based issues" and focus on things that people can take "action" over.

HOWEVER...if this is warfare...which it is...and this is where they want to take it...

NO

ONE

IN

THE

HISTORY

OF

LOS ANGELES

HAS

BROUGHT

THE

FUCKING

HEAT

LIKE

ZUMA DOGG

[And if you dispute the claim, mention the names. This is what I have been told by media professionals, constituents AND people who work inside city hall.]

BUT, YOU HAVEN'T REALLY FOUND OUT WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF AS A CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST...AND THAT STRATEGY IS TO HAVE VILLARAIGOSA KICKED THE FUCK OUT OF ANY POSITION WHERE HE IS IN A POSITION OF PUBLIC TRUST.

LET HIM GO FUCK UP THE THE REST OF HIS, AND EVERYONE'S LIFE WHO SUPPORTED HIM. [Did this guy actually have the nerve to run on "FAMILY VALUES" AND "ETHICS"

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA...AND ALL THESE INFERIOR-MINDED MECHANARIES FOLLOWED HIM LIKE A BLIND MOUSE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CITY APPOINTEES HAVE VILLARAIGOSA'S DNA INSIDE OF THEM....

AND THEN, WE GET SOME UNQUALIFIED FASHION DESIGNER MAKING DECISIONS ON CITY PLANNING.

HA!

AND ANTONIO BETTER WATCH OUT THAT SOME OF THOSE PAID MERCHANRIES DON'T END UP SUPPORTING ZEV YARSUCKSKY FOR MAYOR. By definition of merchanry, there IS no loyalty.

July 27, 2007 2:23 PM  

Anonymous race card said:

Mr. Dogg,

So I'm a "weakass loser" for disagreeing or for offering my perspective?

My bad for putting that particular statement in quotes. It gave the impression that I was directly quoting you. I was not.

I was offering my take on your posting. The statement should have been italicized, thereby representing my version of what your posting stated.

I made a mistake. Misquoting is a cardinal sin in the press. In newsrooms, it's called a "fatal error." (That rejection letter from the LA Times position makes sense now.)

But it leads me to this. The overall level of decorum herein has dropped. And I've succumb to it as well.

I thorougly appreciate the pressure this and other blogs place on the dinosaur press. I've also been a vocal fan of your rantings herein.

I only want the best, because I see a diamond in the rough here. I will offer my criticism and praise as I see fit.

When I agree, I'll make it known. When I don't, I will do my best to refrain from name-calling and ad hominem attacks. I don't want to soil the e-pages of one of my favorite news sources.

Pardon me for not lowering my expectations just because I agree with a lot of what is said here.

I don't expect an apology. Nor do I want one. I want excellence.

Dutifully yours,
Weakass Loser

July 27, 2007 2:26 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Does anyone happen to know what Eric Garcetti was sweating over today? I've seen him sweat like that once or twice before, and both times there was a reason he was sweating. Sheer tea leaf reading on my part...but I say something is rocking his boat.

Any one happen to take a guess?

July 27, 2007 2:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

10:46 am if you challenge most councils,especially in the southeast your going against one of the mafia's. Everybody knows it and no one cares. As long as it is not in their backyard and they contribute to the their campaigns.

July 27, 2007 2:47 PM  

Blogger dgarzila said:

YEa!!! Could be Eric is hanging out with Commander Andy Smith painting over tagged walls. Might be that Downtown don't like to share their Top Cop.

July 27, 2007 2:55 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

1:41: You state that Luke Ford would be happy to do "vertical info-gathering" if any of his subjects were so inclined, but I think you meant vertical info-gathering, didn't you?

Of course, he'll take it vertical, horizontal, back or front, up or down, coordinates and directions are not of the essence here. His horny desperation for sex and smarmy gossip is.

July 27, 2007 3:05 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

POOOOOOOR ZUMA MUTT

The Mayor is an idiot. But Zuma you are a biger idiot.

You are unemployed meanwhile the Mayor makes over $180k.

You are a single Gay loser meanwhile the Mayor has women all over the place.

You are a rejected white boy meanwhile the Mayor is a successful Mexican on your tax dollars.

You bitch and complain and get shit in return meanwhile the Mayor snaps his pinky and gets whatever he wants.

Therefore Zuma Mutt shut up and get a life stop being a loser and show the Mayor you can be better than him when you grow up. Make Mama proud of you.

July 27, 2007 3:07 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

2:34 PM

My guess Zuma Dogg is you had him doggy style and thats why he was sweating on your rotation.

July 27, 2007 3:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It's called humidity stupid. Everybody's sweating in this swamp.

July 27, 2007 3:52 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

the last thing city hall is, is humid. it's air conditioned and cool as a grocery store freezer section. no one else was sweating on camera. but let's not make more out of it than the mayor's "lay for play" and personal conflicts that ZD and a couple weeks later, LA Times has now mentioned has become a big corporate mess. (Universal $300 million plan). And the fact that Senator Dianne Feinstein and Hillary Clinton are now fielding questions on the topic -- and blowing the Sun Tzu "strategy"/spin.

ZD wouldn't be commenting on the Garcetti sweat, if I thought it was due to the temerature inside Chambers. So you can agree or disagree, but I am saying, today was not Eric's day, for some reason. I'm sure some folks reading this know why.

But when ZD calls Mr. K tonight at 6pm...he will be speaking about how the mayor's behavoir has finally become a disruption to the city and clinton's presidential campaign.

July 27, 2007 4:08 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

.....You are unemployed meanwhile the Mayor makes over $180k.
SO WHAT IF AV MAKES 180K HE HAS LOST A LOT OF RESPECT AND EMBARRASSED THIS CITY. HE HAS NO SHAME, NO INTEGRITY

You are a single Gay loser meanwhile the Mayor has women all over the place.
YEAH, ANTONIO HAS SLEAZY, CHEAP WOMEN WITH NO MORALS WHO BREAK UP FAMILIES. HIS KIND OF WOMAN.

You are a rejected white boy meanwhile the Mayor is a successful Mexican on your tax dollars.
ANTONIO ISN'T LOOKING TOO SUCCESSFUL RIGHT NOW AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE DEEP DOWN DIRT THAT IS THERE AND COMING.

You bitch and complain and get shit in return meanwhile the Mayor snaps his pinky and gets whatever he wants.
ANTONIO HAS NOTHING BUT YES PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO PRIDE, SELF RESPECT OR DIGNITY. WHAT OTHER TYPE OF PEOPLE WOULD JUMP FOR A MIDGET MAYOR WHO IS A TYRANT? LOSERS THAT'S WHO

July 27, 2007 4:33 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Anychance there will be mp3 streams of the Mr. K appearance tonight?

Headed out of listening range.

Someone please capture and post.

July 27, 2007 4:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Today's CityWatch, Brady Whitewater, has a long and detailed article ripping to shred our brilliant Zuma's "Grand Illusion" article in the weak- kneed Weekly fishwrap -- which really will be seen as the fishwrap it is all over town now.

Brady starts out tht "Unfortunately, not a one of the many questions that stsill need to be asked -- was ever asked," notes it has "numerous factual errors, reflecting the reporter's lack of first-hand knowledge of the events... or understanding of the players and their relationship with each other."

This is just the complementary part: Brady then makes a laundry list of "other points that don't make sense...a number of logical inconsistencies...apples and oranges types of comparisons that make no sense." But he does thank Zuma because "everyone downtown got a serious laugh," and notes that "the closing line is...really bizarre." Throw in lack of any journalistic standards like cross- checking comments to see if the respondents really were disagreeing with each other (not), etc. etc.

And all this idiocy and inaccuracy was achieved with a lot of editing help by the fishwrap staff.

Your little self-adoration society notwithstanding, you exposed yourself as a fool, and -- on the bright side -- further removed any doubt that may have still existed, that the fishwrap is a real paper.

So go on, rant and threaten; you've shown what you're capable of, indeed.

July 27, 2007 5:11 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

To JOE AA

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT THE MAYOR GAVE ORDERS THAT NO ONE SHOULD RESPOND TO THIS WEBSITE? YOU MUST BE A STOOGE WORKING FOR THE MAYOR AS INDICATED BY YOUR STUPID SPIN MESSAGE (POSING AS CONCERNED CITIZEN)

July 27, 2007 10:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

There is a general ban at City Hall against any staffers sharing info on this blog or reading or promoting any aspects of it. It's a libelous rag, and as a taxpayer, I don't want our employees doing that on company time.

Plus, this blog will just dry up, and it already has, along with any last vestiges of Zuma's credibility as a so-called "journalist."

July 27, 2007 11:27 PM  

Anonymous betty boop said:

Anony-Mouse with no sense of humor asks ....

1:06: What a degraded soul you are, to assume all women see themselves as victims and "women scorned." Just as many women, statistically, leave their husbands as vice versa, especially as they near middle age and their kids are grown or almost so. To try to conjure up an army of angry witches makes YOU the sexist, misogynist you make the Mayor out to be.

**************************

I am sorry you do not understand the concept of humor and sarcasm. I am not a public official or investigative journalist for Tele-Mundo; therefore I may use a little humor or sarcasm in my comments. I suggest you take a deep breath and relax because you are taking every comment in this blog to seriously. This blog is not the bible or the constitution therefore not every comment is cast in stone for the future generations to live and abide by. I was going to tell you a political joke, but I don’t want to upset you, and then have you over analyze my opinions about all of humanity.

Zumma Dogg’s blog rocks, I see we have plenty of loony tune characters here who love to criticize Zumma and anonymous people who give there comments from the peanut gallery.

I love and respect all women (except Paris Hilton) and do not objectify women like our beloved midget mayor of Los Angeles, so to all the women working for the horny midget mayor lets give the midget that kick in the balls he deserves.

And why do refer to women as "witches", I see you are another man (like Mayor V)who does not respect women, I find it very offensive that you refer to women as "witches" what would your own mother think about this reference?

July 27, 2007 11:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Betty Boop, I regret to inform you that you are not funny or ironic, just a pompous moralizer who pretends to "defend" women in order to put your own patronizing spin on things.

Yes, you are a loony tunes character.

Yes, you are too stupid to see what every educated person sees, like the poor guy at City Watch who devoted all that time ripping the fool's piece to shred, not knowing he's just an inept nut case. Come usted, unfunny one.

Judging by your offended schoolmarm attitude when anyone doesn't compliment your lame attempts at humor, you must also be Race Card.

July 28, 2007 12:01 AM  

Anonymous Jack Hoff said:

I don't know if I can stop laughing!

Brady Whitewater/Westwater vs. Zuma Dogg??

Now there's a classic in the making!

Kind of like the Pillsbury Doughboy in a deathmatch with Mrs.
Butterworth.

Two great minds going at it. How much are tickets?!

July 28, 2007 12:30 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma, didn't see any sweat on Garcetti's brow, unless it's the figment of your own hot, sweaty imagination. Admit it: that's what's behind this whole thing, your fascination and unrequited love.

He did want to conclude the meeting and get on with business of the day.

Did you notice, they've cut out all those long-winded presentations, to tape separately on Ch. 36? (WHAT is Janice Hahn going to say when she opens her mouth from now on?)

July 28, 2007 3:12 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"blistering" boredom, or "blisters" on your face as you get off on your unrequited love, Garcetti, pretty- boy that he is-- but oh so hereto.

July 28, 2007 4:30 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

oh so hereto -- and hetero as well.

July 28, 2007 4:33 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Gee, whenever there is a sudden rush of attacks against Zuma Dogg, one thing I keep seeing repeatedly are comments, intended as insults, that he is a homosexual. I don't know ZD or anything about him and I don't know if he is or isn't, but isn't it strange, not to mention hypocritical, that frequently many of those intended insults seem to be coming from the all-"tolerant" leftists who support Villar and condone any form of "lifestyle" whatsoever?

July 28, 2007 5:49 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It is the worst thing in life for a man to be is unjustly accused of being a child molester. In most cases the molester is a friend or member of the family. At least he lives or travels in the community. When people who have to stoop to attacking in such a vile way it tells me they have nothing else to fight with; correct information, something to contribute to society, or a moral fiber that is than acceptable.

If you cant fight fair, dont be on here. We dont want to read your garbage either UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE IT!

July 28, 2007 10:08 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The "child molester" crap on this blog has got to stop! Don't fool yourself. It's actionable and you're not as anonymous as you think you are.

July 28, 2007 10:27 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

anonymous 10:08 AM said...
It is the worst thing in life for a man to be is unjustly accused of being a child molester.... We dont want to read your garbage either UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE IT!

It wasn't until the last week or two that it was proven that the catholic priests were molesting children. Everyone has known it for years and years and kept denying it. Instead of sticking up for Zuma think of the children!!!

July 28, 2007 10:30 AM  

Anonymous moderator dogg said:

i deleted the remarks some of you are concerned about. that's where i draw the line.

5:49am, I was thinking the same thing this morning, how insulting it is that when they want to go for the big anti-zd attack, they throw in the word "gay".

But I won't delete that because it is not against the law to be gay.

But when you start throwing in the "child" angle (as people on this blog have now posted against two newspaper reporters in the past 24 hours. (And I deleted the comments regarding the other news reporter because the poster did not provide any evidence.)

July 28, 2007 10:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

As being the child of molestation, from a priest and two members of my family, I know of what I speak. Like most I kept quiet until I was adult enough to tell the family when we found the same man offended four of us. I never chose to go to confession with that priest again. A man I worked with was arrested in the office when someone found it was TRUE that he manipulated his step-children.

My point again. Its bad enough that the man and some priests, got away with it,for a while, but it is worse to lie about someone whose life, career and peace of mind is destroyed because of lies.

People who are parents, WATCH YOUR CHILDREN, ITS YOUR JOB TO PROTECT THEM.

July 28, 2007 11:52 AM  

Anonymous zuma dogg's press agent said:

Zuma replies to Brady's crybaby attack on ZD, but ZD says Brady has a lot of great points and I hope he continues to report and speak out about it. So we agree on the problems, even if he was frustrated by my coverage.

go to zumatimes.com and scroll to bottom of page for little "zuma brady reply" link.

July 28, 2007 12:28 PM  

Anonymous Captain Jack Sparrow said:

Good morning ladies and gentlemen (removes hat and bows low with flourish):

Zuma, lad, are you about? My regrets for not responding to you earlier, but there was a last minute meeting of pirates called on Thursday up in San Francisco, savvy? Something about a hammer about to drop? The crew and I only returned home earlier this morning in the wee hours having to fly into another aeroport other than our home base in Santa Monica (makes Zuma Dogg an elegant leg).

It was decided, if you will, after much debate amongst the various pirate crews that sail the western coast, that myself and two other captains (with full crew) shall set our course to run behind you while those who have volunteered to do so in addition to a few privateers, will run ahead and alongside. My task, as I understand it correctly, is to take the information that I have and drop hints to you and others out there as well as obtain additional information upon the request of my pirate brothers-in-arms, savvy? The other two will work en personam as private citizens. The Florida pirates will watch for they seem to like doing that sort of thing. Captains Roberts and Bonnet? Shall we have a polite race tomorrow morning in the Marina? Yes, lets. Say eight o'clock? And while we're at it, let's also invite three of my Five who can also aptly command their own ships to make it a little more interesting, savvy? Bring two of the Six and one of the Two so that the three won't feel overwhelmed.

As for he who is known as joeaa, do not let him bother you. This sirrah is, in reality a dandy and a fop dressed up in wolf's clothes and scares us not. Let him say what it is he says in an elegant way and take it with a grain of salt for he is, after all, just another sot.

(Smiles) Three captains with full crew. One has a Five. One has a Six and one has a powerful Two. (Takes sip of rum and whispers) And that makes for a wicked thirteen, savvy?

July 28, 2007 12:32 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg's ZAP (Zuma's Activist Program) said:

captain jack...i have never been able to understand less of what you are saying, when I want to understand it most. but i would be glad to meet you at the marina on sunday at a determined location, however early in the morning. otherwise...YIKES will someone send me a translation to zumadogg@gmail.com.

AND BRADY...YOU OUT THERE...CHECK THIS OUT...(critique, correct and add additional info, if you would like, but don't jump all over me about it...I heard about Grand Ave, a $2 billion project, that the city was working on with a private corporation -- but I could have walked away saying, "WOW!!! THIS IS JUST THE TYPE OF PROJECT WE NEED TO SEE MORE OF!!!

But based on that little ole Grand Ave Committee memo/detailed business plan, it ended up reading like a comedy script in the mind of ZD...see if you agree.

http://grandaveproject.blogspot.com
post a comment on the blog, and it will email a copy of your comments to me.

http://grandaveproject.blogspot.com

July 28, 2007 1:47 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Go getem Zuma Dog. We citizens need you in our corner to keep our politicians honest!

To all you government employees out there whose bosses want them to stay off the blog. I agree you shouldn't do it during working hours. But...that doesn't mean you can't do it on your own free time!! I think you are probably protected by the "Whistle Blower" law if you write about corruption that you discovered. But if I were you I'd check that out so that out first so you won't be out of a job before you have a chance to get another one!
No decent person wants to work for a scum bag!

July 28, 2007 2:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Capt Jack,

Just a little baseball game. Who's on first, who's on second, who fouled out. Zuma is the bat boy.

July 28, 2007 4:17 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ha Ha Ha ... the boss telling the staffers not to visit or read a site actively posting information about him and his activities ... bet everyone of them will NOT go near that site under any circumstances!! Ha Ha Ha Ha....

July 28, 2007 5:19 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The issue isn't that zuma may be gay, but that he's hot for men in power and goes after them viciously when they are, of course, disgusted by him. He has a special fixation on Eric, and a perverse love for Zine, the SM leather bald cop dude who rides a Harley.

Only women he really likes are Janice Hahn, who's not really a woman, more like a neuter. He hates Wendy because she is fond of her kid -- a lot of narcisistic gays find real kids pesky nuisances -- but tell "breeders" how to raise their kids and are the first to criticize them, and he and even dowd even want to tell them how to run their schools.

July 28, 2007 6:28 PM  

Anonymous moderator dogg said:

This comment is worthy of deletion unless the poster can verfiy that they are a certified mind-reader and have had a séance session with Zuma Dogg.

The issue with Wendy's kid is that she mentions him more than Zuma Dogg mentions ZumaTimes.com on Mr. K's show...then when he is shuffling papers around, and Wendy is not paying attention, having a Mr. Rogers Neighboorhood session with other CMs, who also were missing what was being discussed at the meeting...and again, the paper shuffling (that hilariously, a ZD friendly camera person was able to capture, check youtube) --

AND THEN, SAYS, (after stopping a council meeting dead in it's tracks to have Mickey Mouse say, "hello" to her son, (she names son on camera)...

AND, AND, AND, AND, AND...

THE MOST I EVER SAID ABOUT IT WAS, AND I QUOTE:

"This isn't a council day care center." (And made no mention of any names of any CMs and didn't even say, Councilmember, or Council woman...that was my coverage of the issue, "This isn't a council daycare center" (or something like that, go check the you tube "zuma dogg council goes wild.) Meanwhile, it turns out it IS an issue at City Hall...and aren't you glad you brought it up!

July 28, 2007 8:32 PM  

Anonymous Captain Jack Sparrow said:

Good evening 4:17pm (tips hat):

I don't play baseball. But those on first and second play hardball and the one who fouled out did so because they dropped the ball, savvy? The question is, who holds the eight ball?

July 28, 2007 11:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Does that woman in the video have her kid there all the time??!!?? How much of HER time is taken up AT WORK with this kid??? When SHE isn't paying attention to the kid, WHO IS? Government paid workers?? Does she feel she is entitled to free day care at the monetary and productivity expense of the taxpayer like that Burke woman feels she is entited to a driver??

Kids do NOT belong at City Hall or in the workplace being a distraction!

July 28, 2007 11:49 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

captain jack,

is that the 8 ball you were talking about that a certain paw is trying to hold? cause man, it seems like the whole world knows about it. I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG SECRET, Y'ALL!!! IF EVERYONE KNOWS, I MAY AS WELL BLOG THE F*CK OUT OF IT, AS LONG AS THE OTHER SIDE ALREADY KNOWS!

July 29, 2007 12:11 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

WHAT A JOKE!!!

"People sent me the Villaraigosa is screwing Mirthala story at least a month before it broke "

One of the largest political stories of the administration and you expect us to believe you had it first???

If true, you should be shit-canned. Mayorsam breaking that story would have been HUGE.

Of course we know your full of shit

July 29, 2007 12:20 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

no biggie...I just chose to blog about other issues that the community could do something about. For all the top level experts everyone has beome on the relationship, that isn't going to help you activate the community to help make the streets safer, of help reform the schools, or help appeal a skyscraper project in violation of zoning and environemental laws that they will drop ontop your home after they claim eminemt domain while they raise your taxes and use un-documented construction workers to build it.

July 29, 2007 1:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wendy has had her "kid" more humanely known as a "child," there only a few times -- and the Mickey Mouse visit was a tie-in to celebrating Disneyland or something official, as I distinctly recall. She deserves a lot of credit for doing that grueling (pun intended) job even with a small kid (who was around 2 when she started); and although you childless kid-haters don't seem to have woken up to this fact, kids pay visits to most workplaces these days on occasion.

Plus schoolkids visit all CM offices and it's great for all.

Remember JFK and his kids playing under his desk? There's one male U S Senator who proudly shows off the playpen in his office. As a parent, you can be sure the only people who object to seeing "little paper- shufflers" is kid-haters like you.

Almost always, an environment that tries to be so pompous it literally frowns on all kids all the time, is filled with mean people, and when that happens, work efficiency and moral actually go down.

I would twelve billion times rather see a cute little kid there once in a while (and no, he wasn't distracting her, there is lots of public comment time from losers like you and Matt), than your ugly, smelly bod and loud, low-class voice any day. The kid makes people smile, you are full of bile, and degrade the city's image.

If we add up all the hours your nasty, disgusting body and voice filled the chambers, reviling the CMs and everyone else, vs. the few times the kid shows up: 999999: 1.

July 29, 2007 1:40 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

zuma at 1:00: So you are going to "activate the community" about more important issues... What are they, robots? I didn't know the community had an on/off switch. Good thing you are there to help "reform the schools" and make sure all kids turn out like you.

I'd say good for you on taking the high road about gossip, except that it's crap -- you've dished the lowest dirt on all your victims in this blog for over a year. So it's just sour grapes for not getting the story.

I DO feel for the guy inside Zuma who describes himself as exhausted from lack of sleep and nutrition; maybe if you took care of that guy, the other zuma would be nicer.

July 29, 2007 1:52 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

sorry bro, nice weak-ass propoganda style spin. not sour grapes. the sour grapes was that it dominated the media and no one cares about eminent domain or lausd. and the info was posted on the comment section of this blog about the same time...i'm sure if people check they can find that info? anyway...I enjoy hearing about it and am happy that his re-election chances are officially over...but that doesn't mean I have to sing that song on my set list.

I could have made a lot of money when i lived in malibu as a paparrazi, cause i always had my camera with me and i always saw celebrities. But that's not the identity i had for myself, and neither is gossip reporter.

So yeah, it would have been nice to have everyone saying, "Zuma Dogg broke the story about (mayor's love life), but not over THAT story/issue. if i wanted to "sell-out" i would already be a millionaire record promoter and we wouldn't even be having this conversation.

Maybe you can't understand what it is like to have integrity. (I know, I know, ZD doesn't HAVE integrity.)

And he didn't have the mirthala info. meanwhile, hilarious that this is the issue you feel is such a scoop.

Maybe I can find out what male city hall staffer was seen wearing a pink dress on thursday night.

July 29, 2007 11:51 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

1:40am,

You lose again?!?!? Why don't you just stay face down in the mud and quit trying to get up for another beating.

you say...and no, he wasn't distracting her.

ALRIGHT, YOU LOSE..Argument over. Shuffling papers on the desk of another elected official during a meeting with a quorum during public time, on public money is not the same as taking your kid to your job at a private office ,you big dummie.

And point is, if mickey mouse was there for a city promotional tie in, the "business plan" did not call for wendy to take the public moment and turn it into a personal hallmark card for her own kid.

Why didn't she say, "Mickey, can you wave hello to all the kids watching at home on tv 35" instead of "can you wave hello to my son "what's his face?"

SO YOU WANNA KEEP DEFENDING IT...

MAYBE WE SHOULD MOVE IT UP TO THE MAIN THREAD , POST THE VIDEO INCLUDING BOS CEO FUJYIOKA LOSING HIS TEMPER...AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT FRONITER SUPPLY AND CAN COMPARE PROJECT APPROVALS TO THEIR CLIENT LIST, AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE GOLF COURSE, AND PULL OUT EVERY PICTURE AND PHOTO EXPOLOTATION OF HER SON FOR POLITICAL ADVANCEMENT....


DONT GIVE ME THAT B.S YOU LITTLE SHIT...DON'T GIVE ME THAT "KIDS" ANGLE, YOU WOULD THROW YOUR OWN MOTHER INTO THE MEAT GRINDER FOR ONE MORE MINUTE OF APPROVAL FROM YOUR BOSS...But you are going nowhere anywhere because you backed the wrong horse, instead of believeing in yourself and backing your own horse. you unpowerful, fear based loser...you have to wrap up all your hopes and dreams into someone else's hopes and dreams...and that creates all types of dysfunction.

I'm gonna save the wendy thread for monday morning when everyone is logging on at work. and i'll be sure to give you FULL credit!

July 29, 2007 12:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

ZD could have been a "Million Dollar record promoter"

ZD could have been a "paparazzi"

ZD could have been a "City Councilman"

ZD could have been a "political consultant"

Instead he is a homeless guy living out of a van who thinks people give a shit about what he has to say.

More bullshit Dog.

July 29, 2007 12:22 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I saw some Zuma t-shirts at the 99c store near McArthur Park and also at one in S M near Venice: they still didn't sell, even less popular than the ones for Vanilla Ice Reunion Tour. A store manager told me they are going to try packaging them with cheap sunglasses and caps as Halloween outfits, to scare the kids. If they can afford it, there will be a button you can push, and the plastic head will start screaming: "You piece of sh-t! I hate kids! Get out of here before I eat you, how dare you come asking ME for candy, you little useless creep!"

A second button will add, if the little creep hasn't run away crying yet: "Leave the begging to bums like me, you useless little candy eater and paper shuffler! Go get a job so you can give me money, so I can go and torture your parents!"
Accompanied by lots of gyrations and shaking, and a sniff-and-smell of rotten eggs, and screams of BOO!

July 29, 2007 2:21 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Instead he is a homeless guy living out of a van who thinks people give a shit about what he has to say.

More bullshit Dog.

July 29, 2007 12:22 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha!! For such a useless, unimportant, homeless guy who just seems like something of a zealous citizen excersising his rights, this ZD person sure gets an awful lot of highly animated and agitated comments ALL the time from a lot of people who don't like him and want to tell him how unimportant and useless he is! Does anyone besides me notice the comedy and irony in all this?

July 29, 2007 7:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Only because he, and obviously you, are stupid enough to actually believe your own press...people spend a lot of time swatting flies, cleaning up oil spills and pollution, just to return things to their untainted state. It's impossible to function with crass, stupid and smelly people around who degrade the environment.

If he had any grace, he'd take heed. But the more he's out there, the more he reveals what he is; do you notice he has no NEW sycophants, just the same few?

July 29, 2007 8:32 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thanks for the info on the Zuma Dogg shirts, I would love to be able to pick up some.

I'll see if they have some scarlet letters at the same time so I can get an "A" for Antonio or Adulterer. Same thing.

July 29, 2007 9:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

9:29: So you admit it, you people are still living in the times of the Salem Witch Hunts of the 1700's. Or was that the 1600's, under the Pilgrim Puritan Codebook?

July 29, 2007 9:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

9:41 If your reading this, your online right now and can look it up. I admit I always wanted to go to Salem, especially in fall.

It doesn't matter to me who Antonio or anybody else is screwing. They are accountable to higher powers,their wives,lovers husbands, children, and families.

It's only important if public funds are wrongfully being used in these affairs. If Antonio's camp doesn't like the publicity, then he needs to stop inviting it.

Your right though, we apparently do live in times such as the witch hunts.

Which one do you think you are? The innocent or guilty one on the stake or the angry villager? Do you think Antonio is the "witch" wrongfully tried and convicted?

When you have villagers that have been paid off or volunteer to harass,call,break in and send people around your home over a two and half year period just because you have a difference of opinion with your electeds then you can feel like your both the angry villager and the witch.

July 30, 2007 11:28 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Campaign 2009 under way. At taxpayers expense.

From Rick Orlov in Daily News-

"Swamped in controversy over his personal life, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has been frustrated in his attempts to shift attention back to his accomplishments during his first two years in office.

So, like any good salesman, he is sending his troops on the road to try to get the message out, as well as gather feedback on what community leaders would like to see.

Deputy Mayor Larry Frank, the affable liaison to neighborhood councils, has been meeting with various leaders in quasi-focus groups, accompanied by department heads from city agencies including Transportation, Environmental Affairs and Public Works.

"I've been involved a long time in local issues and I've never seen anything like this," said Al Abrams of the Tarzana Neighborhood Council. "They had a very polished presentation on what the mayor has done in two years and had department heads there to listen to us.

"I have to say, I was impressed."

Seventy-five people attended the session, Abrams said, emphasizing that traffic is residents' No. 1 concern. Abrams said city leaders also took detailed notes on other issues including a proposal that all new homes in the city be equipped with solar roofs."

July 30, 2007 3:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

11:28: your last paragraph makes no sense whatsoever and reflects either paranoia or some other psyoclogical abnormality: no wonder you're zuma's faithful follower. Wowee...

July 30, 2007 5:09 PM  

Blogger Gary Fouse said:

"Stars" Over LA

I think I've finally figured out what is wrong with my home town, Los Angeles. Most people complain that there are too many illegal aliens. I respectfully disagree. LA's problem is too many celebrities.

In a recent essay, I described the "crime spree" by socialite, Paris Hilton. Since she served her "hard time" in the LA County Jail, she has more or less kept a low profile-except of course for her appearance on the "Larry King on Life Support" show. Meanwhile, her pal, Nicole Ritchie, has just pleaded guily to DUI and been sentenced to a few days in "Sheriff to the Stars", Lee Baca's guest house. (It took me about three years to figure out who Paris Hilton was. Now I have to educate myself on Nicole Ritchie. I have no clue who she is, but she's famous.)

Then there is the latest "Trial of the Century", the murder trial of music producer, Phil Spector. If you have a good memory, perhaps you recall the night four years ago, when he was arrested for the murder of actress, Lana Clarkson in his home. Well, the trial finally started, and Spector (or I should say his lawyer) is claiming that the lady shot herself in spite of the testimony of Spector's driver that the producer came out of the house and said,"I think I've killed someone."
However, since the driver is Brazilian, the lawyer is trying to convince the jury that he doesn't speak English well enough. Actually, Spector really said,"To know him is to love him." Yeah, that's the ticket. The foreigner just misunderstood.

Remember Henry Lee, the hired-gun criminalist who helped OJ Simpson get off? Well, he has resurfaced, sort of. Lee has hired himself out to Spector's defense team. During a defense inspection tour of the Spector home, Lee reportedly picked up something from the floor (speculated to be a piece of the victim's fingernail), which has not been seen since. Lee recently went to China. Maybe he is still there. Maybe he will stay there rather than explain his actions in court.

Meanwhile, LA's mayor, Tony Villar, er....Villaraigosa, is continuing his PR tour of public appearances to show he is still involved in the day to day operation of the city. Yet, each time his honor dedicates a new manhole cover, the questions about his Telemundo reporter paramour, Mirthala Salinas, persist. In his latest declaration on the affair, Villaraigosa expressed his confidence that the internal Telemundo investigation would exonerate Salinas from any charges of unprofessional conduct!!??! OK, I guess, as they say, it's time to move on.

Meanwhile, Rocky Delgadillo, the City Attorney, continues to hang tough in spite of his scandals involving misappropriation of government vehicles and government employees for personal use. Rumors arose recently that City Councilman, Jack Weiss was poised to take over as City Attorney. Who is Jack Weiss, you ask? ......... You don't want to know.

So let's move on to the mother of all current scandals-Lindsey Lohan. (I'm just learning who she is too-I don't care much about Hollywood.) You know, back in 1966, I was going through US Army MP School at Ft Gordon, Ga. We had an instructor (a sergeant) who taught our traffic accident investigation courses. This guy should have been a stand up comedian because he kept us in stitches. His central theme centered around "Crash" Corrigan, a mythical driver who got into an accident every time he got behind the wheel. In one story, Granny Skaggs was driving to the store when she crossed an intersection and got creamed by "Crash" Corrigan on his way home from the hospital. I mention this because Ms Lohan's misadventures behind the wheel bring back funny memories about Mr Corrigan.

According to "reports", Lohan was attending a Malibu party and invited a friend-who invited a couple of other friends-who were sitting in the car in the driveway because (according to the reports) that was as far as they could get to the house where all the "stars" were partying. Lohan, meanwhile, was reportedly getting pretty well oiled inside and proceeded to get into a shouting match with her "assistant" who promptly quit her assistantship and left the party. Lohan then, reportedly, (Hey-I don't want to get sued.) commandeered the car where the friends of the friend were sitting and tore off down Pacific Coast Highway in pursuit of the ex-assistant at speeds of about 100 mph-according to the friends of the friend, who were still unwitting passengers. According to their testimony, they begged her to slow down, whereupon Lohan reportedly answered to the effect that she was a F......... celebrity and nothing was going to happen to her. Eventually losing her target in the chase, Lohan then proceeded to the assistant's mother's house, arriving just as the mother was arriving. Lohan behold, another high-speed chase ensued through the streets of Santa Monica, "Crash Corrigan" in hot pursuit of Granny Skaggs. Somewhere along the way, one of the terrified passengers, jumped out of the car only to get his foot run over by Lohan. Meanwhile, the terrified mother was on her cell phone to the police screaming for help. Finally, Lohan was cornered by Santa Monica Police in the parking lot of the Santa Monica Civic Center. At this point, the f.............celebrity told police that she wasn't driving the car, that "it was the black guy" (one of the passengers). What's more, police found a baggie of cocaine in her pants pocket, which Lohan still insists wasn't hers. But, Lindsey, wasn't the cocaine in your pants pocket? How is this for an ironclad alibi?--- "I was wearing someone else's pants!" If the pants don't fit.........Case dismissed!

So now the local media is all abuzz that Ms Lohan is next in line to enjoy the hospitality of Sheriff Baca. Then, when she gets out, she can do the boo hoo hoo routine on "Larry King on Life Support". At least the stupid shows like Access Hollywood with their boot-licking sycophant announcers like Pat O'Brien can keep their gigs a while longer. Me, I just wish Hollywood would pack up the whole operation and move the movie capital to Peoria. Access Peoria-How does that sound?

gary fouse
fousesquawk

July 30, 2007 8:46 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

8:46: Is Glendale part of Baca's territory? Cuz that's where Nicole Richie was booked and will serve.

You forgot to throw in sourpuss Judge Sauer who dragged Paris out of jail and in and out of a media frenzy, when in fact, she'd served all the time that Richie will for a more serious offense -- if you count going the wrong-way on a freeway while DUI reasonably serious -- in Glendale.
(Not a celebrity mecca, almost Peoria by Hollywood standards.)

As for Rocky: just today his latest press secretary, Johnny Diammond, announced he can't keep spinning this guy (who won't even come out of hiding long enough to answer any questions about why he couldn't check to see if his ditzy wife had insurance for the pair of them, seeing as she overlooked her own DL and business licence...). Used to be a sr. editor at the L A Business Journal, but now, he'd rather be unemployed than stay with this guy.

Daily News reports that in Sacramento, the Assembly members can let any family member drive their cars for personal reasons, and all repairs are unquestioned. So he can run for that, and his wife can crack up all the cars she wants at our expense.

Of course, the salary is lower, but since Rocky is really employed by the billboard company CBS Outside/ Clear Channel -- who donated $450,000 to his '01 election, over a guy, Feuer, who had coincidentally vowed to end billboard blight -- and that's the one "account" he has continued to fight for as C A, I'm sure he can find some change to get by on.

Better yet. he can just go work as a lobbyist for them, and crack up their cars.

You forgot to throw in Yvonne Brentwood Burke, who's supposed to live in her district, but only has a townhome there she can't live in because it's "not up to my par."
She claims she thought that owning the place was enough to qualify as a resident, yet took care to sneak to and from her townhouse every morning and evening to "fool" the public. Commendable energy, too bad it's not put to better use.

Then we have the other Supe, Zev Y, who came out blasting last weekend that "developers control this city' and "we need to take our city back," forgetting that he is turning one of the crown jewels of his district, Marina del Rey, into Miami Beach -- evicting long-time marinas and boat owners. And he's sold off pretty much anything saleable in the Santa Monica Mtns. rather than sell them to the Mtns. Conservancy for preservation.

Lohan and Paris and Britney: don't give them a breath or a bother. "Ladies" who forget to wear their panties in front of a hundred cameras with their legs delicately uncrossed, or "forget" that cameras are rolling while having sex, or Lohan, who earned the nickname... well, never mind, but regarding well-known defects regarding her own nether-regions, have greater issues than poor driving skills.

And of course, they do all this for the purpose of making themselves more saleable "commodities," with the full adoration of the public.

Compared to this bunch, our elected officials are dull and downright prudish models of virtue. But what passes for "glamour" in Hollywood, won't fly for our poor officials.

And the thing is, I don't think people are any better in Peoria.

July 30, 2007 10:02 PM  

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