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Since LA Times only reports national and international news on they front page, and what they do cover ain't on the realest, dough...it's "ZumaTimes.com". A master portal of ZD links and stories spread throughout the net. Plus, new features like "Chat" and "Talk". Some nice advertising links, too!
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34 Comments:
Anonymous said:
QUI ES BLINGNESS?
Zuma Dogg said:
see: B.G.
see also : Hot Boyz
see also: Cash Money Millionaires
Bling is the blinding glare off something so sparkly and shiney...like a $20,000 pinky ring, or zumatimes.com
Anonymous said:
what the hell happened to zumadogg.com ???
Anonymous said:
Bling is something one would never associate with an unshaven, smelly beggar.
it is not a redesigned website by some teckkie nerd.
Go get a life, clean up and look like a man, not a caricature, then maybe, just maybe, someone will take you seriously.
And, stop deleting my posts; can't you take criticism? Rather, can't you take the truth??
Anonymous said:
Look at that loser 3:41pm.
Yeah, I deleted that exact same post, cause it's the exact same verbage from previous posts, and the person didn't even include any susbstance on any issue. and look how the loser checks back and reposted a couple minutes later.
he is just hell bent on lettin the world know that no one takes me seriously. but sideline loser can NEVER claim that people don't spend a hell of a lot of time trying to convince everyone!
www.zumatimes.com
(new features being added as loser whines.)
Anonymous said:
Hey, if the fhoe shits, wear it.
Zuma Dogg said:
HERE'S ANOTHER LOSER POST I DELETED. WILL DELETE ALL OF THESE NON-SUBSTANTIVE POSTS. NO GUILT AT ALL...ANYONE WHO IS DISAPPOINTED, GO TO THE ERIC GARCETTI BLOG:
Why does a libertarian like you feel a need to ever delete a post?
Aren't you the guy that feels that regulation is unnecessary to keep order?
You constantly moan about being limited in your expression, yet you seek to deny it to the poster who criticizes you.
Maybe he is right, maybe wrong, but why not free expression? If it is good enogh for cheap tee shirts, it ought to be good enough to post in this blog.
Deming would not like the way you react so negatively to criticism, some of which may be well founded. Let the readers decide that one.
June 15, 2007 5:12 PM
Alright, so this is the kind of stuff I will be deleting, so you don't get suckered into seeing alot of comments, and it's the same loser who will someday prove I am a total farse, and everything I've ever blogged is completely wrong, there's nothing to see here, and no one heard or saw a thing I have said.
Anonymous said:
Why should Zumma doggy dog chnage
He's the new Amos&Andy,Vanilla Ice,and Flava Flave rolled into 1 ya dig? ExceptZ'doggydodgdogdoggy begs for money and cries like a little girl instead of making something happen for himself.In all fairness that how it goes when the white man hold a brother like ZD down yo. Word to ya mother boooii
Zuma Dogg said:
Uh oh...6:50pm is having a crisis!
Must not like zumatimes.com very much. yeah, I'm on the wrong side of the venice issue, huh? sorry you didn't like the video. maybe you'll piss me off and I can try take 2. I kinda tempered it, as you know!
Anonymous said:
Get a life, Loser.
Anonymous said:
You got it wrong you...i lizoove zumatimes.com...it's of the chain my wig,ya dig? Caaannn yoooouuu diiiiiggg iiiiiittttt? I'm justkina trippin my wig cuzz you turnin into the stalin of the cyber ghetto, ya dig? It'slike you names goingfrom Z'doggydoggggdoggy to like OG Delatataor from Venice Sho Line cuzz.I justwant of peice of thatlucrative tshirt money you got cuzzo.Dont hatewhen it go down though player,the incense brothers already gon unioninzized with the incesne thang,ya dig (international bruthahoodof incense slanger bangers).Its on the peace treaty tipthough dog so its all goody good in the hoody hood. Allwe need is some eses now.Maybe Tony Vilar aka Da hellrazor can join.Make it a rainbow coalition in this mug.Lets get tha Venice SHoLine/Venice Wigger Locs/City Terrace Joker thang goin on.Westside/Eastside cuzzin.Peaceout VanillaSpice
Anonymous said:
Gotta love it; big mounth ZD has brought down the protection guys; no more free rent bro, the boys need to wet their beak.
No public comment, either. Pay or take a few baseball hits to the head with aluminum bats, mostly.
Glad I am noit stupid enough to advertise around here; at least the Cit of LA doesn't carry bats or shivs.
Zuma Dogg said:
And I would like to say to some of the people on the mayor's side who have at least taken solice in the fact that ZD has stayed focused on mayoral bashing as it relates to policy, and I haven't jumped on the "am talk radio-style" bandwagon. I think I have been STUPIDLY tempered in my opposition of the mayor...I have no reason to pull any punches, or worry about decorum!?!?!
I WANT TO BE QUITE CLEAR...
I THINK THE MAYOR IS SHADY, I THINK HE IS A LOSER, I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE THE MAYOR OF THIS CITY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES...AND I THINK HE'S CORRUPT ON TOP OF IT...AND THAT'S A DANGEROUS COMBINATION!
Regarding people's private affiliations, personal beliefs and local/national desires: What ever they are, as an individual is fine.
However, when you become an elected official, you have to represent a wider constituency...one consitutency.
In radio, the best jobs are at the Top 40 stations. I may have been listening to Public Enemy and Led Zeppelin in my office, but I was programming Celine Dion and N'SYNC. In other words, I had to leave my personal taste out of it, and only by programming to/representing the widest range of listener/constituents do you get big ratings/get re-elected.
THE MAYOR IS SHADY AS F*CK...HE DESERVES WHATEVER HE GETS...AND WITH THAT SAID...
Relating to the issue that "ZD" walked into City Hall over, the mayor and his posse pissed me off...I barked a little louder than usual, for emphasis. It worked, because I got a response from CM's office, at least letting me know they are aware of the issue (even if the ruling doesn't go in favor of the law/constitution -- and I'm back "regular" ZD. (Don't carry grudges...I made my point, and time to carry on.)
Don't give me this "ZD/criticism" bullsh*t. We all know there are the same couple people (or one person) with a google alert, first to post a ZD slam, that has nothing to do with the thread. Same old shiznit...not fooling anyone. I wish the agenda was as transparant as your defeated asses...AND I HOPE WE CAN ALL MOVE ALONG...cause the people in the know, know I do suffer from "Stockholm Syndrome" to some extent, and don't like things to get too uncomfortable. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN ENTERTAINER MAKING PEOPLE FEEL GOOD...NOT HAVE TO TRY AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD, EVEN IF THAT PERSON IS A ROTTEN, CORRUPT, RACKETEERING, AGENDIZED, STUPID, NICHE-REPRESENTING, COMPULSIVE HUMAN ANVIL OF DECENCY AND IS OPERATING IN VIOLATION OF PUBLIC SAFTEY, STICK YOUR "AFTER SPRAWL"/"DUMB GROWTH" MIXED-USED DENSITY SKYSCRAPER UP YOUR ASS, LOSER!
Anonymous said:
Mayor Sam you must be pleased to be rid of that wigger Dave Elliot.
Zuma Dogg said:
What are you talking about "getting rid"? ZT.com is just a place to post the longer stuff, more fringe stuff and archives. Like MS2 (backyard), plus videos and stuff. quit crying. all posts start here!
Anonymous said:
HAL NETKIN NEEDS TO GET A FUCKEN LIFE.
Anonymous said:
Yeah, Hal is yearning to be Dave Eliot. Now, there's some ambitious agenda, huh?
The Johnny one-note of the blogisphere, Dave Eliot, admits he doesn't want our Mayor to be our Mayor.
Too bad; about 86@ of our voters (you know, those with a real address, not a van) approve of him and the other 14% don't. What a great shot Mr. Dog has of being rid of him.
Keep trying, loser. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.
Anonymous said:
Doggo, you don't really think that you invented "Will they get it in Des Moines?" or "If you don't like it - book it" do you?
No wonder you were a loser in the broadcast business as well; but at least you were in the game, not a sidelines imitation commentator.
Anonymous said:
MS good way to transition DE out. No wiggers.
Anonymous said:
Dave did you really catch Matt Dowd with a dude?
Zuma Dogg said:
You guys got me!!! Nice spinning. I lost my whole audience. Everyone forgot everything I said on radio, blog and TV this past year and I've been wrong about everything. Man, you guys are good!
Zuma Dogg said:
Merchanary said..."Too bad; about 86@ of our voters (you know, those with a real address, not a van) approve of him and the other 14% don't. What a great shot Mr. Dog has of being rid of him."
Bro, why do you even bother responding when I say I'm gonna huff and puff and blow the mayor down? You come off defensive, like you're actually concerned. It's comments like that, that make me think YOU must think people are paying attention. Otherwise, why bother opening the door to yell at the big bad wolf standing outside, when you are on the third floor of a big skyscraper? Am I knocking it down?
Anonymous said:
The only folks going down are you and your girlfriend Matt.
Not just the Mayor, but Jack Weiss and the entire council, Laura and Rocky and all your other "targets" are alive and well and running LA.
Leland Wong keeps getting further indicted, and it is heard that he is singing now about his buddy TS. If you want dirt, you have to go back to the Hahn administration, sorry.
Must be frustrating having to listen to a computer all day, huh?
Sorry about all these guys attacking you; why don't you clean up your act so they can't do that?
Anonymous said:
Now, what did you say this post was about?
Anonymous said:
As Sir Winston once said:
"Everything that could be said has been said, but it hasn't been said by everyone yet."
Anonymous said:
Mayor Sam you're stupid to allow Dave Elliott to try to scam your audience to his blog on your own site!
Zuma Dogg said:
11:53am,
I've always had my own site, this is the new version of zumadogg.com, a little more focused on politics and journalism than comedy, since that's the direction things have been going.
and in case you didn't notice...mayor sam does nothing but link to other blogs and sites.
as you know, a lot of info has been pouring in, and will continue to do so, so i created various other blogs to accommodate the avalanche of text (can't post all the long planning committee notices and NC minutes and long comments from people on the main mayor sam thread. so i had to create zumatimes.com just to be a portal for myself to access all the various threads on all my new blogs. AND, it's a research tool, with custom search boxes and stuff...so stop being a crybaby loser...mayor sam isn't...i work hard on this blog...i don't just post threads on my own blog and make mayor sam link to the story...i post everything here first. it's like the movie theater release....zumatimes isn't even Blockbuster...it's the cut-out bin at Rite Aid.
Anonymous said:
Dave Elliott is not the usual neighborhood crank who has been on the same street for 10, 20, 30 years yelling at the cars driving by. He comes out of nowhere and suddenly knows a lot of shit about a lot of things. Look beyond the dope addled wigger act and you will see an individual who can have substantive policy conversations. The guy doesn't even hide a couple decades long career in media and marketing working with Fortune 500 companies and top name entertainers.
Have a conversation with Dave Elliott and you realize how much of a fiction Zuma Dogg is just like CW McCall, Pee Wee Herman and other characters brought to real life by their creators.
Anonymous said:
Must be frustrating having to listen to a computer all day, huh?
Anonymous said:
zd, you really said on the 15th, you're "really a fun entertainer trying to make people feel good, not bad about themselves," or did someone else channel thru you that night? If you really think that, i'd hate to see how you treat someone you want to make feel bad...not that the people you attack pay any attention to you, but you are a sort or rorsach test at council meetings: those happy to waste time seem to be amused by you and use you, the rest don't listen.
And the way you present yourself, anyone you attack probably benefits from the lack of association...
Zuma Dogg said:
5:14pm,
don't be such a crybaby. I'd hate to see...boo hoo hoo...i said i'm an entertainer/comedian/out to make people feel good in reference to the fact that i'm uncomfortable in the attack dogg role. you know that. but you know what's way worse than me speaking my mind about elected officials, who laugh or don't listen...the things the mayor is ACTUALLY DOING! Now THAT, is something you should be crying about.
You know at first I thought you were a paid political mercenary/spin doctor...and I do think you were put on the assignment, at one point...but now, you're just off on an obsessive compulsion. That's when you lose control, and it interferes with the rest of your life.
bro, is it seriously THAT big a deal when i say something, that you are talking about it days later? Worry about the things Loserosa is doing. now that's some shady-ass sh*t.
Anonymous said:
Read my lips:
No - one - cares - what - you -think - or - say.
You are a pimple onm the ass of an elephant.
The city runs very well without your rants.
Keep wasting your precious gas and bus money and our time. Sooner or later, one of us will run out of money. Guess who?
Anonymous said:
Crybaby? You call people "crybaby" and "loser" when they are among the leaders of Los Angeles.
ZD, you are a punk-ass Eminem wanna be; it is you who is the loser and the crybaby.
Everytime someone posts something that tells you what they see wrong, you either delete or respond with an insufferable long ranting post.
Learn that brevity and concise, clear language makes the idea soar and conversely, burying it in a twenty paragraph rant causes the message to be lost because the messenger becomes the issue.
And, you think somehow that your ugly mug next to the message helps it somehow? Au contraire.
Wise up or get out. The world is a marketplace of ideas, not singsong rants of undecipherable and insufferable length.
Zuma Dogg said:
4:09am,
4:09AM!!!
Why do you feel so obsessively compulsed to argue your point, at 4 in the morining, under the comment section of a minor, finished thread?
If you don't like it, don't read it. I really don't understand. Now, you are complaining that I included my picture in my blogspot profile like sam, walter, antonio watch and everyone else across the internet. MY BAD!
If you don't like it, simply don't read. It's only text. I'm not singing, or dancing, or speaking in a wigger accent...just text.
I've deleted two or three posts this week, one of them was making the important declaration that someone was sucking on someone else's body part...and the other two, were from a crybaby like you who wanted to remind everyone I was gay, or sleep in my van, or need to shower and shave, or something like that...but they forgot to mention anything else.
Anyway, we all know who this is, and I recognize patterns (4:09am) is one of them...don't you know how much 4am posts narrow things down?
Plus the verbiage and direction of complaint.
Oh boo, hoo, hoo...everytime I post personal attacks on the focus of my obsession, ZD, he replies with a response that bitch slaps me back into the arms of Antonio.
I know you hope, someday, someone will read one of your agendized, weak, non-substantive, non-issue relating , personal attacks -- and they will say, "Yeah, out of hundreds of comments, ZD deleted a couple that talked about graphic sex, or taking a shower...(and there are hundreds of the same post on every thread....
MAN, the mayor must not be ear deep into fraud, waste, abuse AND Racketeering. (Check the City's towing subcontractor and their arrangement with the City.)
He must not have accepted money for his private botched school shady attempt fund -- and promising city project approvals.
INSERT LAUNDRY LIST OF MAYOR'S CORRUPT BEHAVIOR AND CONSECUTIVE LIST OF FAILURES.
GET HIM A JOB AT USC, OR PR JOB AT LATHAM & WATKINS -- JUST GET HIM THE F*CK OUT OF PUBLIC OFFICE.
IT'S LIKE HAVING SCARFACE FOR MAYOR. HE'S HUMILIATING THE CITY, AND NOW COUNTRY....I GOTTA GO BLOG ON MY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT BLOG, AND LET THEM KNOW WHAT A TEMPERMENTAL, ABUSIVE, CORRUPT, ANTI-CONSTITUTIONAL MAYOR WE HAVE AS MAYOR...
BRO...YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP, CAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU'RE ACCOMPLISHING, IS CAUSING ZD TO CUT A NEW VIDEO ABOUT THE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES...I GOT ALL NEW MATERIAL!!!
I HEARD IT ON JOHN & KEN!!!
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