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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Open Thread for Wednesday

On this day in 1947, Hillary Rodham Clinton, First Lady of the United States and Senator from New York was born.

A year ago today we blogged about Dennis Zine Flip-Flopping and speaking about LAPD ambushes


Anonymous Monica Lewinsky said:

Hooray and Happy Birthday to Ms. Clinton.

As a gift I want to give her the books "Kama-sutra" and "The Joy of Sex".

I'll even bookmark the pages where it shows how to perform fellatio.

October 26, 2005 11:49 AM  

Blogger Tofu girl said:

Look Monica L. It's Hillarys Birthday NOT Bills. Why don't you book mark the pages for Bill that show how to perform cunninglingus!!

October 26, 2005 12:38 PM  

Anonymous Monica Lewinsky said:

Well, I didn't think it was neccessary, He can eat my kitty anytime, If you know what I mean. (Wink, Wink)

And actually giving her these tools will be important when she goes for President so "Big Bill" can be sexually satisfied!

October 26, 2005 1:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

If I'm not mistaken "cunning lingus" is IRA slang for having a witty verbal response when caught with your pants down in the back room of the local pub.

October 26, 2005 1:56 PM  

Anonymous Monica Lewinsky said:

And Hillary should think of this quote from "Sex and the City"

About Fellatio and Power:
"Just because you are on your knees, YOU've got HIM by the balls!" and my favorite.

"Whoever holds the dick, holds the power"

Not just good for bed, this works wonders in Politics!

October 26, 2005 2:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Who KNEW Monica Lewinsky could read.

October 26, 2005 4:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Unfortunately for the next presidential nominee of the Democratic Party, who may very well be a capable leader, this is just the kind of sniggering chatter that's going to follow her in any future political aspirations -- ever step of the way. And there isn't a thing she or anyone else can do about it.

No use crying over spilt... um (never mind).

October 26, 2005 4:56 PM  

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