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Friday, August 01, 2008

Jay Leno on Mayor Cholotonio

"Mayor Villaraigosa is vacationing in the U.K., which means that he's now cheating with a British news girl!"

--Jay Leno, The Tonight Show, 7/31/08

Since the Mayors from SF and LA are both cheaters and protectors of murderers, it's great to hear that Lieutenant Governor John Garamendi, a veteran statewide leader, has decided to run for Governor.

Californians now have a great choice:

Jerry Brown or John Garamendi, instead of Greasy Gavin or Cholotonio.

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Anonymous Anonymous said:

Actually, the Mayor and his son are flyfishing in Finland in the boondocks where they aren't likely to be a whole lot of hot white chicks. They were in London just in transit. And in London, they would have been mistaken for "Pakis" of which they've got too many -- there's no big love for dark Mexicans over there or for any dark foreigners. Although they were rumored to have gone shooting with the Royal Family and Camilla -- rumors, rumors. But it's more fun to imagine them chasing upper class white chicks around, than avoiding the media in a cold river. In the company of cold fish.

August 01, 2008 10:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thanks Matt. Cold fish. Sounds like a dish served up every day to the taxpayers of Los Angeles.

And fly fishing happens in dark corners of City Hall every day, right?

August 01, 2008 11:11 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

low class

August 01, 2008 11:44 AM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

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August 01, 2008 11:47 AM  

Blogger Shelby York said:


Mirthala called.

She wants her dignity and career back.

August 01, 2008 11:49 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Yeah it's great to hear three-time loser idiot tax-and-spender Garamendi is running for Governor! Boy THERE'S a breath of fresh air from business as usual.

August 01, 2008 12:03 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

1203, I'll go for an experienced leader whose PENIS doesn't interfere with his JOB!

That excludes Cholotonio and Greasy Gavin.

August 01, 2008 12:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I like how Haiku responds to every single comment. Reminds me of Zuma Dogg.

Haiku has potential but she ain't gonna break out of the minor leagues calling names like "Cholotonio".

August 01, 2008 12:22 PM  

Blogger Debbie said:


::pee wee herman chuckle::

You're killin' me, Smalls! You're killin' me!

But in a totally good way.

Haikula -- would you go gay with me? :)

You rock.


August 01, 2008 12:32 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

According to 1222, two or three responses equates to "all."

Meanwhile, I'm doing this from a business which I co-own. And just where are YOU checking in from?

August 01, 2008 2:07 PM  

Blogger Shelby York said:

Valley Doll, thank you for the invitation. My life is so well balanced right now that I'll have to be a dum dum and request a rain check.

But, VD, don'tcha love how the "dum dums" think that I give a mini Ritz Bitz cracker (with cheese) about them?

It's so cool how I can put dog shit out there and get them to get frothy about nothing?

As for you, HATER, check and see who's been getting the most comments lately. It's ME, SUCKA! Post away, DUM DUM!

You're just putting cash in Higby's rice bowl!

It really makes me feel powerful. I love it.

Oops! My whole FOURTH comment on MY OWN post!!!

August 01, 2008 2:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


August 01, 2008 2:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

That's it, Haiku. A flood of insightful comments calling you a nitwit. You go girl!

Next you'll quote Deming and tell me which stocks to buy.

August 01, 2008 4:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Gavin Newsom uses city funds to pay to protect illegal gangbangers like the repeat-felon Salvadoran who killed the Balognas -- but he's going after law-abiding citizens by having trash collectors pry into their trash to seek out and fine those who don't separate their trash properly.

August 01, 2008 4:27 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Speaking of fishing, Jay Leno needs to fish for better jokes. Antonio is separated now with the divorce case filed; he can do all he wants with any women, but without having to keep up the pretense of a having a happy marriage, he's not "cheating" on her.

Don't get me wrong, Mayor Tony is still the same immoral weasel that wouldn't have been elected had he revealed his true agenda. So there's your mayor, still a cheater, through and through.

August 01, 2008 6:06 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I look forward to a Governor Garamendi or the reincarnation of Governor Brown. That way the clowns here will have to put up with Antonio for a whole second term. They'd be lost without him!

August 02, 2008 12:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'd rather the mayor hit on some woman than shoot animals with the Royal family.

August 02, 2008 2:12 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jerry Brown now wants Special Order 40 stopped. I would vote for him for mayor or Walter Moore.

August 02, 2008 8:48 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jerry Brown couldn't find his waya to LA with a GPS until he decided to run for Gov, just now at the age of 70. Anything he says about SO40 is Jerry-Come-Lately grandstanding.

He was perfectly fine with San Fran's sanctuary city policy for the last 20 years as Mayor of neighboring Oakland, where he's known to have fired competent city managers to replace them with less competent ones loyal to him among other things that can be dug up just from scanning the media. Never mind "Ace Smith's bag of tricks."

August 02, 2008 11:50 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Tony, Gavin, John and Jerry = the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.


August 02, 2008 10:04 PM  

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