The Brian Hews/Los Chacon News Journalistic Malpractice Disclaimers .........., with Special Appearance by Assemblyman "Lil Mikey" Gatto for 10-16-16

In our latest installment of "The Brian Hews/Los Chacon News Journalistic Malpractice Disclaimers", we feature a Special Appearance by "Propagandist/Publisher Brian's" favorite Proclamation-granting Sacramento Officeholder, known to our cyber audience as the petulant, vindictive ......., and soon to be termed-out, "Infant Assemblyman Lil Mikey Gatto".

 Publisher/Propagandist Brian Hews, minus Chacon Political Family-financed Tin Foil Hat.

An unrepentant Infant Assemblyman (and enabling Proclamation-receiving Propagandist/Publisher), are reaping a well-deserve backlash, for their past petulant, and politically-vindictive behavior.  

 ** Blogger's Note: On this bloggin "Seventh Day", we present our latest installment of "The Brian Hews/Los Chacon News Journalistic Malpractice Disclaimers" ........., with a VERY SPECIAL guest appearance by a long-time Mayor Sam Blog, "Politico of Interest", known to all as simply the .........., "Infant Assemblyman". As the former "Stay at Mommy's Silver Lake Home (now Sacramento-residing) Officeholder", nears the mandated end of his Legislative career, a growing number of those on the receiving end of "Lil/Slobo Mikey's" past DOCUMENTED acts of infantile/petulant/vindictive/racist behavior, are pushing back at the Termed-out Officeholder ........... and enabling media shills. According to sources, "Lil Mikey" was the alleged source for "The Brian Hews/Los Chacon News-published" Hit Piece, which outed former Assemblyman (and current State Senate Candidate) Anthony Portantino's Chief of Staff Trent Hager as being a supposed Ashley Madison Website Customer. Thus, its not surprising that the following, cut and pasted below, is garnering positive feedback from the multitude of those targeted by the "Infant Assembly" ........, and surely will never be published in "Lil Mikey's" Propaganda Kitty Box Liner of Choice. Enjoy Brian!!----Scott Johnson

We have learned that former Assemblyman Mike Gatto has yet to line up a new job. So we're back with additional recommendations on jobs opportunities for Mike Gatto.

The Other Top 10 Future Job Opportunities for Mike Gatto

10- Co-writing Donald Trump's post-election best seller "The Art Of Being a Dick".

9- Replacement for Mike "The Situation" Sorentino on the revival of MTV's classic reality show "The Jersey Shore".
 
8- Ghost writer for John Perez’s autobiography "How A Big Bear Came To Love Little Plastic Ducks."

7- Director of Abstinence Education at the Kardashian Family Foundation.

6- Assistant to Mary Hayashi at the loss/theft Prevention Department of Neiman Marcus, Sacramento.
 
5- Chair of the Dan Weitzman School of Business Ethics at Barstow Community College.

4- Immigrant Outreach Coordinator at the Tim Donnelly Elementary School in Twin Peaks, California.
 
3 – Federal Probation Officer for the entire Calderon political family.
 
2 - Hunting Guide at the Sacramento River Wildlife Area.

1 – A return to his boyhood dream to represent the US in the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea as a figure skater.

The Official Symbol (with Special Political Guest) of the Brian Hews/Los Chacon News Journalistic Malpractice Disclaimers.