This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
A Special Disempowerment LA-approved "Act of Narcissist, Revisionist Messaging" via LA-32 NC President Jen Markewych
The following is a Special, Disempowerment LA-approved (with bloggin satire in Bold), "Act of Narcissist, Revisionist Messaging" via the Keyboard of LA-32 Neighborhood Council President (and noted FRIEND of alleged, Retired, Law Enforcement Officer-abusing EX. Board Member Keith Survillas) JEN Markewych.
I am Disempowerment LA General Manager Grayce Liu .........., and I approve the following "Act of Narcissist, Revisionist Messaging" via the Keyboard of CD-14 City Councilman Jose Huizar-anointed, LA-32 Neighborhood Council President JEN Markewych.
Last night was MY proudest moment as an elected official to date (since being elected ........, with MY + two votes = LOWEST total of all candidates). It was a moment that made all the bureaucracy (subjective Disempowerment LA Directives), headaches (MY alleged elder-abusing friend Keith Survillas), and frustration (that damned, uncooperative Anthony Manzano) worthwhile. At 3:30 pm, less than 3 hours before MY board meeting (it always about ME), I (ie. ME the Presidet) received a phone call from our (MY) city liaison, “JEN, I’ve got some news for you.” (Rarely is this a good thing ........, especially when I am the root cause of it.) “We have a group of women here from Saudi Arabia studying the council system and they want to see a woman in charge (they wanted to see ME role-playing MY heroine Billary, but I digress). JEN, they want to come see you (ie. ME the PRESIDENT) tonight (disclaimer again, its always about ME)…” So, with less than 2 hours prep (minus MY Anthony-bashing email time), I rewrote MY President’s message, practiced a bit of Arabic (and found significantly more conservative attire ........, which was ditched for after-meeting drinks with MY NC Mentor Marleen Fonseca in Alhambra) and was off. There are simply no words to express how honored and humbled I am to have met these ladies last night (** FYI, I am rarely humbled when talking about ME). They turned out to be some of THE FIRST WOMEN ELECTED IN SAUDI ARABIA LAST YEAR (BTW, with more than MY own three votes tally). I was truly privileged to meet these women who are making history and working towards equality and democracy in their country (while I disenfranchise Stakeholders with the approval of Disempowerment LA). As someone (ie. ME) who is first generation born here on MY father’s side, with both sides of MY family coming to this country after fighting or fleeing communism, fascism, and Nazism, it is deeply embedded in MY DNA to cherish liberty and democracy (as I support Billary's quest to replicate all three political evils in Amerika). For all it’s flaws and messiness, we need to remember that we still serve as an example of freedom to the world (except for MY NC Gulag-dwelling Anthony). To be able to build bridges of friendship with these democratic pioneers is awe-inspiring (as a SELF-proclaiming Democrat Heroine). I can’t wait to see their accomplishments (as superbly-exampled by MY legally-questionable Meeting Agenda)… And, of course, go visit them as well (if Treasurer Michelle will approve MY travel expenses). .
** PLEASE NOTE!! All references using I, MY, ME, SELF ......., and JEN, are to be in BOLD and CAPS, via MY Presidential Directive.