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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

We bring you the following Executive Order and Presentation via Mayor Sam

Via Executive Order of Mayor Sam, we bring back from retirement, the lovely, gracious Ms. Ass Clown to present this special, rare Ass Clown Award mid-week honor to Dakota Communications and now Mayor Sam Award Winner Rick Taylor.
 Show some crack ( in Rick Taylor's plans to resurrect the political career of City Attorney Carmen Trutanich) Ms. Ass Clown!
Nuch's new hatchet guy/ political rehab consultant Rick Taylor, talks too much smack for someone downstream of our lovely ass clown's curves.
The Mayor Sam Blog, via an Executive Order from our esteem leader Michael "Mayor Sam" Higby, has brought out of retirement Ms. Ass Clown to present Rick Taylor with this special mid-week Ass Clown Award. The inspiration behind this rare mid-week bestowing, were the following asinine comments in a Metropolitan News-Enterprise article, directed towards District Attorney Candidate Alan Jackson and City Attorney Candidate Greg Smith's Political Consultant John Thomas, that describe him as ......
an angry young man out there who’s trying to pretend he’s a political consultant 

By bestowing this honor on Taylor, he joins the likes of fellow lobbyist and USC employee David Galaviz, CD 14 City Councilman Jose Huizar, Eliot Sekuler of Mt. Washington/ Universal, CD 1 City Councilman Ed  "Density" Reyes and a certain "Infant Assemblyman Lil Mikey", in the hollow ranks of past Ass Clown winners.

We should note that Mr. Taylor has in the past, exhibited the traits that garnered the attention of the Ass Clown Award Selection Committee. During Taylor's past work on behalf of Dakota Communication's client Home Depot, Taylor employed the race card to smear the "No Home Depot" supporters as racists. For whatever reason, Taylor's paid racial bombast on the behalf of Home Depot, did not result in a Ass Clown Award at that time.

But to show that we here at Mayor Sam, can extend the open hand of friendship (or the bite of political satire) to Mr. Taylor, we offer this advise .................
DUNK NUCH FROM CITY ATTORNEY IN 2013!
Will new Ass Clown Award Winner Rick Taylor's negative attacks on behalf of rehabbing politico City Attorney Carmen Trutanich, give rise to a "Dunk Nuch Movement", on Election Day in March, 2013?
Your thoughts ..............
Scott Johnson in CD 14    

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

This is bullshit, Higby. Apparently the blog owners for Facebook in Sunland-Tujunga agree and removed your post from Facebook.

August 22, 2012 12:37 PM  

Blogger g said:

AS MUCH AS I MAY HATE SOME POLITICAL HACKS I STILL WON'T RESORT TO A JUVENILE DISPLAY OF IT. I THINK A SITE LIKE THIS SHOULD EXERCISE MORE CLASS AND BASE YOUR FEELINGS ON FACTS THAT WE ALL WOULD SUPPORT. NOT THE WAY TO BUILD AN AUDIENCE OR MOVEMENT.

August 22, 2012 3:37 PM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

Hey G!

Caps lock is not a toy!

August 22, 2012 5:48 PM  

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