The Clowncil is on Vacation

"The City of Angels is safe".

One can almost feel the shakes of assorted City of Los Angeles gadflies who for the next two weeks will have to fill the void of no city council meetings. THE HORROR!!

Meanwhile, we ponder what the fourteen public servants minus a former councilwoman in search of a congressional district, will do with their two weeks of public-financed vacation time. Some thoughts below.

** It is 10:27 AM and yet no press alert from CD 14 City Councilman Jose Huizar's Communication Director Rick Coca proclaiming that the Princeton graduate is going to use 100% of his vacation time.

** CD 4 City Councilman Tom LaBonge will bring his own ball and relive "Hell Week x 2" on the Marshall High School's Gridiron Field.

** CD 2 City Councilman Paul Krekorian will spend the next two weeks re-educating himself on the finer points of the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) courtesy of the Autry National Center. 

** CD 2/7 City Councilman Richard "Zorro Marxist" Alarcon will vacation for two weeks at his "People's Dacha" in CD 7.

** CD 12 City Councilman Mitch Englander will cruise the streets for two week as "LAPD Officer Mitch Englander". 

** CD 5 City Councilman Paul Koretz will fly the friendly skies of Delta Airlines in search of potatoe (Dan Quayle moment) festivals world-wide.

** CD 9 City Councilwoman Jan Perry will tour AEG properties nation-wide promoting "AEG is me for Mayor in 2013". 

** City Clowncil Ringmaster Eric Garcetti will lead naval exercises on Echo Park Lake. 

** CD 3 City Councilman Dennis Zine and numerous Harley babes/lobbyists will tour the back roads and gerntleman's clubs near you. 

** CD 6 City Councilman Tony Cardenas has gone off to Washington DC (in his dreams).

** CD 8 City Councilman Bernard Parks will host Facebook chat sessions on "Bernie's LAPD Years and dealing with bitter feelings" (coming to Dr. Phil?)

** CD 10 City Councilman Herb Wesson continues what he does best.

** CD 11 City Councilman Bill Rosendahl will be attending the newest "AEG Shill Cheerleading Camp".
** ....... and we almost forgot CD 1 City Councilman Ed "density" Reyes, who will travel the "Killing Zones of  CD 1" where family businesses, pedestrians, sports fans and ethics are always in constant danger. More on that later...........

Your thoughts..............

Scott Johnson in CD 14