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Friday, February 20, 2009

Who Knew?

The Jewish Journal reports on the number of candidates who are Jewish running for office saying that "Jews are rapidly becoming the People of the Ballot."

I felt that deserved a song.

People of the Ballot
(with apologies to Adam Sandler)
by Mayor Sam
Elections are the alternate to fights,
Instead of years of uprising, we have one crazy night.
So when you feel like the only one on the ballot without a Latin name, 
here's a list of people who are Jewish, that jumped in to the game:
David Berger kisses the mezuzah,
So do Jack Weiss, Paul Koretz, and the CD5's Adeena
Guess who eats together at our favorite deli Cantor's,
Bornstein from CD3, and Mrs Robin Ritter (Simon).
Eric Garcetti's half Jewish; Harry Potter's half too,
Put them together--what a magical shady Jew!
You don't need confession or to post on Mayor Sam's blog
Cause you can atone your sins with Noel Weiss and Zuma Dogg--both Jewish!
Put on your yarmulke, and have some Manischewitz,
Cause you can vote for the former WeHo Mayor Mr. Paul Koretz.
Nick the Greek -- not a Jew!
And guess who else...the Valley's Wendy Greuel (but her husband is)
We got Ron Galperin and his opponent Robert Schwartz,
Gary Shlossberg's also Jewish--and on the right course!
Some people think that Dennis Zine is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is: The Mayor of Beverly Hills.
So many Jews are in the gov biz--
Walter Moore isn't but I heard his consultant is!
Make your connections, its time for elections
I hope no one shady wins, in these lovely, lovely elections.
So get a new direction, and toke up with Craig Rubin,
Just make your selection, 
have a happy, happy, happy, happy election.
happy election!

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Anonymous Anonymous said:

I believe in free speech, and I presume by your song you think you are either talented or funny, but at best, you are simply inappropriate.

February 20, 2009 2:37 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Don't give up your day job.

February 20, 2009 6:20 AM  

Anonymous Adam S. said:

Excellent, dude!!!!!

February 20, 2009 9:21 AM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

I didn't think about this before but if elected I believe Zuma Dogg would be LA's first Jewish Mayor.

February 20, 2009 9:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Bernard Cohn was a jewish mayor of Los Angeles is the 1800's.

February 20, 2009 10:14 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Dogg is not Jewish he is lying to get votes.

He's a cracker if I ever saw one.

February 20, 2009 11:25 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma's a Jew?

You're right, who knew?

February 20, 2009 1:45 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

An embarrassment to the tribe! Go hide yourself under the shades and beanie, dogg! You give ammunition to those who say Jews are rude, loud, smelly and have bit shnozzes. Well, at least you can't be called usurous. Wait, can you? Are you miserly and usurous with what little you have?

No wait, you're an Old Testament biblical prophet! A disciple and prophet of Deming and Tony Robbins!

Geeze, couldn't you have continued to tell everyone you're Baptist?

February 20, 2009 2:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You forgot to add Antonio Villar to this list. To get the Jewish support and money for his political I don't doubt that Tony got a belated circumcision. Tony's been the best Jewish mayor this city has ever had.

February 21, 2009 8:12 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What do you mean, "some people think Zine is Jewish?" No one does but you. He's a Lebanese. But he plays upto his large Jewish constituency for their money, tagged along on the mayor's trip to Israel, and pretends to care about it when his heart probably is with the other side. But there aren't a lot of pro-Arab votes in Tarzana. Zine has never let a lack of integrity bother him on any issue, why start now.

February 21, 2009 3:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Dennis Zine:

"I was Man of the Year at the Jewish temple in my district. I’m Catholic and I’m Lebanese, and the Jewish temple honored me as Man of the Year because I do the right thing for the community."

February 21, 2009 3:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Dogg Jewish? Has it come to this? Oy, my people. Meshugana Dogg Jewish, holding head.

February 22, 2009 7:38 AM  

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