This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
14 Comments:
Anonymous said:
council president - that's out of order!.....Huizar's got his hand on Jan Perry's thigh."
Anonymous said:
"Shake it up Baby!
Twist and Shout!"
Anonymous said:
"Thanks to all of that fast food she ate, during the bus tour, only Jan Perry's shoulders were broad enough to give Tom LaBonge a piggyback ride."
Anonymous said:
Tom Lebong: Hey, Jose....this is like one of those parades in New York City...HEY, what's that big statue of that lady holding that torch called again?
Anonymous said:
And up there, on the roof, during my second year in junior college,is where I broke my cherry. It's a great place. The place was built in 1921 by famed architect ........
Anonymous said:
Councilman Tom LaBonge points out the sky to other members of the City Council, and explains its origin (God made it), but is still trying to explain why it's blue by the time the parade ends. LaBonge was the loser on a recent episode of "Is Your Councilman Smarter than a 5th Grader?"
Anonymous said:
"Look at all the air rights we can sell!"
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's, it's, it's...!"
Anonymous said:
"We have permission from Heaven to ignore Federal Laws requiring deportation of illegals!"
Anonymous said:
Tom LaBonge points toward Griffith Park and explains to others councilmembers his plans to pave it over and create the nation's largest concrete urban park, which he will then rename after himself.
Anonymous said:
That's a cute picture of Haikula just behind and to the left of LaBonge.
Anonymous said:
Tom La Bonge: Huizar, what is Jackie Autry giving you to maintain your silence about the expansion of her musueum in Griffith Park? Hehe. She paid for Autry lawyers to argue to the Cultural Heritage Commission that Griffith Park does not merit Cultural-Historical Monument status. Damn its great to get other sell outs to do your dirty work... right Jan? Jan?
Anonymous said:
"That's City Hall East, I can tell because that is City Hall to the west of it."
mary whoopee said:
TOM LEBONGE: "...no, no, no-- ya got the high school football scores ABOVE the actual Amber alert. So ya got your 'C.I.F. FINALS-- TUSTIN TAGGERS 24, TUJUNGA TWEAKERS 12'-- Then just below THAT you got; AMBER ALERT: SOME JERK JUST RIPPED OFF ONE OF ERIC GARCETTI'S COMMUNAL BICYCLES RIGHT NEXT TO THE TAFT BUILDING AT HOLLYWOOD AND VINE...'"
Anonymous said:
Durkee? Never heard of it.
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