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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Nominations for June's Ass Clown Award

Here are some early nominations for June's Ass Clown Award.

1. Assemblyman Felipe "Lil Handel" Fuentes
2. Councilman Richard "Zorro Marxist" Alarcon
3. Councilman Ed "Density" Reyes
4. los Angeles "Collective" Chamber of Commerce
5. Lincoln Heights Neighborhood Council Member Vera Padilla
6. DWP General Manager H. "The Shah of Water and Power" David Nahai
****Fox News "Cameragoon" who yanked Zuma Dogg off camera****
7. Kevin "WWG, Puff" Roderick
8. Mayor Antonio "Pollovillar" Raigosa
9. Office of the City Clerk
10. Councilman Jack "Ass" Weiss
11. Daily News,...."and used" Editorial Board
........and the "COUNCILMAN LAST SEEN AS JOSE HUIZAR"


Your thoughts and nominations greatly appreciated in this endeavor.

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61 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Sorry, this trumps them ALL!

Ass Clown of the WHOLE YEAR is (election-cheat) ZUMAAAAAAAAAA DOGGGGG!

(Did you HEAR his latest meltdown at City Council yesterday - all over the ORDER that public comment cards were taken in??) Now, he's not only bee-yotching about not getting more turns at PC bat than all the other gad-gnats combined, but he wants to be FIRST every time - accusing Garcetti of shuffling the cards. Like it MATTERS what order his insanity is spouted in among the belly-achers.

Yowzah, boys and girls - stay clear, and watch your rear. This dude's about one auto-overnight away from going postal, big time.

We wouldn't want any civilians harmed in the production of the 3X weekly City Council follies.

June 26, 2008 11:09 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I nominate Red Spot because he's not funny and only semi-literate.

June 26, 2008 11:11 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Agree with 11:11.

Wet Spot is the Ass Clown for June.

June 26, 2008 11:24 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

From another thread:

'How about for the "Ass Clown" this month, we collectively name the 'Holy Sisters of Solecism.' You know, the nuns (sorry, 'nones') that missed teaching Red Spot how to use good grammar and spelling in elementary school.'

June 26, 2008 11:27 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I think the "Ass Clown" award this time should go to the whole Mayor Sam team for always being 1000 percent wrong in their choices and projections about local elections - especially citywide.

Hasn't this blog been way on the outside fringe every time?

Oh, except for the last mayor's race when it passionately endorsed -

ANTANIA VILLOROIGOSO!

(and that was, as I recall, after Trujillo had been booted out).

June 26, 2008 11:29 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

11:09

Gadgnats - that's funny guy. I may steal that one. Not even big enough players to be gad-flys, right?

June 26, 2008 11:31 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

This is some funny stuff. I'd add my 2 cents worth, but anything anti-MS or tweaking Red Spot is just going to be blamed on the Mayor's staff, and the fact that he's out of town and they don't have anything to do - no mayoral butts to kiss.

I don't want to waste my comments by having them portrayed that way.

June 26, 2008 11:33 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

For Wet Spot, wouldn't that have to be Ess Clown? or maybe - Ess Clone?

June 26, 2008 11:34 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ah. nominated again??

June 26, 2008 11:36 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mayor Sam, I don't recall anyone buidling up this much animosity from your visitors as Red Spot has in such a short time, at least not since MEAT.

June 26, 2008 11:40 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How about nominating CD 14's so-called newspaper editor in NORTHEAST L.A. who barked back recently at a critic who has accused him in the past of being a lousy writer. Then, he signed off his snide online reply with this typo:

"Norheast LA's finest newspaper since 1999."

Um, that's unless 'finest' includes correct spelling, I guess.

There's a man after Red Spot's own herat.

June 26, 2008 11:50 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Its all about the facts sans the spoll check.

June 26, 2008 11:53 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

what does Don Quixote have to do to at leaset get a honerable mention, how many times does he have to get nominated to get on the ballot.Don Quixote for ass clown of the decade.

June 26, 2008 11:54 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spot please.

June 26, 2008 11:55 AM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Geez!!

One little "misspoll word and the bunch of you soil your Depends. Comment on the award or give us your bio for consideration.

June 26, 2008 11:56 AM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

BTW, Stay on Topic Disclosure just stated.

June 26, 2008 11:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Show us YOUR bio Red Spot. You sure talk a lot of shit -- prove to us you SHOULDN'T be nominated for Ass Clown.

June 26, 2008 12:03 PM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

11:40 a.m. said: Mayor Sam, I don't recall anyone buidling up this much animosity from your visitors as Red Spot has in such a short time, at least not since MEAT.


Ummm.... helllooooo?

:)

love YUH, Spot!

xoxo

June 26, 2008 12:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Gawd, if only it was "one little" spelling error.

Did you mean one per sentence? It's worse even than that!

If I wanted to decipher codes I would have joined the CIA.

June 26, 2008 12:05 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spot's "bio" is SPELLED

B-I-L-E

June 26, 2008 12:06 PM  

Anonymous five year old spelling bee champ said:

endeavor. e-n-d-e-a-v-o-r. endeavor.

June 26, 2008 12:08 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

With the current State of Affairs at City Hall, one can't resist the urge.

June 26, 2008 12:09 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Good young "spoller" in the making.
Mommy and me would be proud.

June 26, 2008 12:11 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Snot's bio in a nutspell.

I was bornded (mom says so).

I gradiated from hi skewel.

I recicles cans 4 monies.

I writes for Meyer Sams Bloog.

(Persumal refurbances up on requist).

June 26, 2008 12:12 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Dear Mijo,

Nice that your mom decided to tell the truth about me.

Be Proud, as I am of you.

Papa Spot

June 26, 2008 12:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

At least RS is amusing. Unlike the anonywuss unleashing his weak-ass, lame, faux-comedic comment masterbations all over the place. Go jack off somewhere else, damn.

June 26, 2008 12:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

This is all very cute, if it wasn't so common here.

But seriously, critics of the opposition to established city authority that Mayor Sam's blog provides can now just so very easily have third parties dismiss anything of value here based on the fact that the posts come across as so illiterate and ignorant.

If you're all fine with that - okay. You've probably just made the other side's day by dismissing ignorance and a lack of professionalism so simply.

June 26, 2008 12:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

12:16

Did Red Spot give the impression he needed your help in defending his postings? I didn't get that vibe, but if you thinks he's that "wussie" - OK.

Anyway, if you're gonna use terms like "faux" to try and impress your peeps, at least spell the other big words right, like:

m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-i-o-n

(Look stuff up before you e-j-a-c-u-l-a-t-e your opinions here. That's if you can manage to page through your Funk & Wagnalls with just one hand available).

June 26, 2008 12:25 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The rabble have risen.

June 26, 2008 12:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Speaking of Ass Clowns, looks like Zuma got his ass clowned by a Fox 11 cameraman!! LAist has video.

June 26, 2008 12:32 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

LOL!!

Wrong place at the wrong time.

June 26, 2008 12:55 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

E. Pluribus Waterwaster!

June 26, 2008 1:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How about the poster who insists (with great detail) that Villar will win in a cakewalk.

Una Paloma Stupid!

June 26, 2008 1:45 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Valley Doll, if I didn't think you were a dope, I'd say that's a funny post. For once.

Luv YUH. Luv YUH.Luv YUH.

June 26, 2008 1:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

E. Pluribus Waterwaster.

Now THAT is funny. And timely.

June 26, 2008 1:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You saying Villar won't ride easily back into the Mayor's office?

Other than name-calling (what exactly is a "stupid dove"?) how about something rational or factual to suggest otherwise?

(Oh yeah, WACKO Walter's raised $100K). Who's stupid, now?

Here's your proof so far. A couple of posters here and on other right-leaning blogs (in a left-lurching city) now say "EVERYONE THEY TALK TO" anymore (who was STUPID enough to vote for the accomplishment-challenged mini-god Antonio last time), has now wised up and will vote for anyone else.

DOH, I told you morons that LAST time. AV was scum, he screwed CD14 then and didn't have a clue how to fix L.A.

Did it matter? No, it had to be ANYONE BUT HAHN. You would have sold your souls to satan - and you did - and now he's mayor and all his little demons are running city departments. We're out of money, runnin out of water, headed for brown-outs, there's still no more significant police presence on the streets, rich dudes in other cities are dumping small fortunes in AV's coat pockets, and STILL, his only accomplishment is:

80 FAKE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHES IN EL SERENO

On the "UP" side, AV is on TV 15 times, every damn day. It's All-AV local TV, so we don't need to worry anymore than the Mayor of L.A. is knocking off a couple hours early to take his kids to baseball practice (an impeachable offense three years ago).

NAH, Mayor V. is knocking off a FEW YEARS EARLY, to start campaigning AGAIN 24/7!

But, now that ALL your friends are SO MUCH smarter - AV will have trouble, you say - with all of the power of incumbency - getting re-elected.

Sigh! If brains were gunpowder this blog wouldn't be able to set off a sparkler.

So, just for giggles, lets count up all the "suddenly smart" people "you know" who are flipping back from the dark side. That's (um, carry the 2), what . . . 3-4 dozen people so far?

GOOD, at that rate, keep meeting new people, and AV will be out of office by the time your grandchildren find out there's no more social security left for them.

Base your projections on what the people you know and speak to say and you'll never go right. If you were that that good, you would have started your own polling company and made a billion by now.

A cakewalk, a la mode.

No one lays a glove on the midget mayor, and it's a lovefest all through the media - local and national.

June 26, 2008 2:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The preceding message was brought to you by his honor Judge Jim Hahn.

June 26, 2008 3:19 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Nice catch, LAist. Love the way some one grabs that nutcase zuma dogg's arm and YANKS HIM HARD out from behind the TV anchorman -- from where the homeless mutt is shoving his face in for a creepy closeup right behind.

If ONLY Eric and the City Attorney could have found a way to keep this loser from wasting hours and hours of city staff time every month to promote his crazy self.

Gad gnats, like that.

June 26, 2008 3:51 PM  

Blogger PetraFried in the City said:

I thoroughly enjoy the blogging of Mr. Spot.

Makes me laugh my arse off (which is probably a good thing.)



We need ya, Spot. Hang tough, dude. Who needs spolling?

June 26, 2008 4:27 PM  

Blogger PetraFried in the City said:

As for Ass Clown June, Nahai pretty much has this one sewed up.

Sanctimonious wanker.

June 26, 2008 4:32 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Much "obbloged" your sentiments.

June 26, 2008 4:45 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spot, you and Petra enjoy the circle jerk now.

The "inside" is getting downright claustrophic here.

June 26, 2008 5:28 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

3:19

If it is the late Mayor Poopy (and what's the chance?), he ain't wrong, is he?

Anyway I'm pretty sure Hahn writes like a lawyer - which is like Red Spot, with spell-checking.

You folks in the latest round of being tooken by the sap-maker known as Antonio just can't STAND it when the "I told you sos" start in.

well, here's mine . . . I told you so, too. AV was a worthless pissant as councilman, and he's en even bigger waste, getting a bigger salary now. Problem is, he's with us at least until another spot opens up, long after next year's mayoral jag.

June 26, 2008 5:32 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hahn? Posting here?

Let me give you a clue there fellow. There isn't anyone posting here anonymously whose name you would know or ever have seen in print or in office - including me.

This isn't that kind of blog. It's a sanctuary for nobodies.

June 26, 2008 5:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Yeah, I saw ZD's meltdown on 35. I think he needs to turn off the engine when he sleeps in his car at night. The exhaust fumes must be getting to him. He ranted for a good 90 seconds about how Garcetti was dissing him, then just fluffed off with his tail between his legs like a wounded mongrel mutt when his time was up, realizing he'd wasted the 2 minutes and looked like a pure ass.

You could tell people in the audience were checking to make sure the police were close by in case he whipped out a hidden weapon.

June 26, 2008 5:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Uh, that's "snack-tuary" to you, RS. A place where people go to find solace and eat Cheetos.

June 26, 2008 5:39 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

If this was a real democracy vote, then Red Snot would be the ass clown, more votes than all the others combine.

June 26, 2008 5:40 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Kinda like a Lincoln Heights or Echo Park Neighborhood Council Election.

BTW, we have posted a new Nominee for the Ass Clown Award.

June 26, 2008 5:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Stain, er, spot in a landslide.

June 26, 2008 6:28 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jose Aguilar for running for more than one council, when that hypocrite sayz that only residents should run.

June 26, 2008 6:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jose Aguilar for f#cking up the CRA eastside board, which is just repairing itself after his years' of f#ckness.

June 26, 2008 6:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hugo the Pacheco Pigeon, just for being ball-less.

CAtequil31

June 26, 2008 6:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spots gets my vote too!!! Mayor Scam unmask that masked so-called man.

quetzaliHeights

June 26, 2008 6:32 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

We need two winners -red spot for GETTING OWNED ON HIS OWN BLOG and ZUMA for GETTING OWNED BY A REPORTER!!!!

That footage is priceless and proof that he is nothing more than a modern day jester.

June 26, 2008 6:33 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Dogg, paging Zuma Dogg, your 15 minutes are almost up.

June 26, 2008 6:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mayor Same - - Looks like RED SPOT IS the weiner!!!

Gotta practice what you preach.

Agh, who cares, it ain't like you have any anywho.

June 26, 2008 6:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Dogg for asking for frickin' $$$$$$$$ donations. What a tool.

Whatzamatter, are you tired of eating cup o' noodles?

June 26, 2008 6:43 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey 4:27 - since when is red spot funny?????

June 26, 2008 6:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spot, Red Spot, he's our "man" if he can't win it . . . no one can!!!!

June 26, 2008 6:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Sweet Christ 6:33 that was funny. Laughed so hard i almost ended up with a wet spot

June 26, 2008 7:39 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Alarcon again for going mental on Patsouris again, and trying to ruin the man's career and reputation based on a Marxist lie. See post above under Nahai.

June 26, 2008 9:21 PM  

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