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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Caption This.........................

....."Ahhh!!! Is that, ahh ,"Zoner, ahh, the Tagger" outside, ahh, the window"??

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41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I think I'll drive this bus to Israel

Or

Can't I literally run the city into the ground?

Or

Another tragger? Hey, kid! I want to mentor you after I get back from my quarter million dollar trip to Israel

June 26, 2008 12:09 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Yes, this job is definitely more comfortable for me. But as an illegal, I can't get a driver's license!"

June 26, 2008 12:58 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"All aboard the Hillary, er, Obama bus! Who's got shotgun"

June 26, 2008 12:59 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"How many felons can I squeeze in here to work on my campaign?"

June 26, 2008 1:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Young Gi Kim! C'mon and sit on Daddy's lap!

Can you help me win Koreatown?

June 26, 2008 1:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

They've reduced my travel budget, so I'll just have to improvise!

June 26, 2008 6:40 AM  

Blogger Antonio Watch said:

"Tickets? Ahhh... $1,000 per person, $2,000 per couple."

June 26, 2008 8:14 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Hey, WTF, We're not going anywhere! I can't reach the pedals while I'm sitting on these phone books!"

June 26, 2008 8:22 AM  

Blogger PetraFried in the City said:

Hey kids!
Lets sing along with Tony V!

The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town.

The wipers on the bus go "Swish swish swish,
Swish swish swish, swish swish swish"
The wipers on the bus go "Swish swish swish"
All through the town.

The door on the bus goes open and shut
Open and shut, open and shut
The door on the bus goes open and shut
All through the town.

The horn on the bus goes "Beep beep beep
Beep beep beep, beep beep beep"
The horn on the bus goes "Beep beep beep"
All through the town.

The money on the bus goes "Clink clink clink,
Clink clink clink, clink clink clink"
The money on the bus goes "Clink clink clink"
All through the town.

June 26, 2008 8:24 AM  

Anonymous matt dowd said:

omg, was that Hillary that I just ran over????
quick, let's get back to LA.

June 26, 2008 8:46 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

80 FAKE SAFE NEIGHBORHOODS TOUR

June 26, 2008 8:50 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Antonio looked gleefully over his shoulder as he backed the bus over the citizens of LA.

June 26, 2008 9:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Mayor Villaraigosa bails his buddies out of the federal detention center and drives them back to Drew Street."

June 26, 2008 9:01 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

HEY FABIAN NUNEZ WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH WITH HER,
I AM NEXT!!!

June 26, 2008 9:12 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

With the cost of gas I'll have to raise my price for bringing you across the border.

June 26, 2008 9:18 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How many May Day protesters can fit in here so I can ride them over to the City Attorney's office to collect big time on their lawsuits?

June 26, 2008 9:19 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Every day I get in the queue (Too much, the Magic Bus)
To get on the bus that takes me to you (Too much, the Magic Bus)
I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile (Too much, the Magic Bus)
Your house is only another mile (Too much, the Magic Bus)
Thank you, driver, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Bus)
You'll be an inspector, have no fear (Too much, the Magic Bus)
I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Magic Bus)
But can I buy your Magic Bus? (Too much, the Magic Bus)
Nooooooooo!

I don't care how much I pay (Too much, the Magic Bus)
I wanna drive my bus to my baby each day (Too much, the Magic Bus)
*[Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus
Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus
Give me a hundred (Magic Bus)
I won't take under (Magic Bus)
Goes like thunder (Magic Bus)
It's a four-stage wonder (Magic Bus)

Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus
I want it, I want it, I want it...(You can't have it!)
Think how much you'll save...(You can't have it!)]
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it ... (You can't have it!)

Thruppence and sixpence every day
Just to drive to my baby
Thruppence and sixpence each day
'Cause I drive my baby every way

Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus...
I want the Magic Bus, I want the Magic Bus, I want the Magic Bus...

I said, now I've got my Magic Bus (Too much, the Magic Bus)
I said, now I've got my Magic Bus (Too much, the Magic Bus)
I drive my baby every way (Too much, the Magic Bus)
Each time I go a different way (Too much, the Magic Bus)
I want it, i want it, I want it, I want it ...

Every day you'll see the dust (Too much, the Magic Bus)
As I drive my baby in my Magic Bus (Too much, the Magic Bus)

June 26, 2008 9:21 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Get your sacks of oranges ready, I'll be dropping you off at the next street corners.

June 26, 2008 9:24 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Crazy bus, crazy bus
Riding on the crazy bus
Riding up, riding down,
Driven by a funny clown.

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony,
High as a plane or a balloon-y.
Crazy bus, come ride with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride.
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus.
Don't make a fuss, just come with us.

Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus.

A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom.
A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom.
So let's go!
Let's go!
Let's GOOOOOO!

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony,
High as a plane or a balloon-y.
Crazy bus, come ride with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride.
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus.
Don't make a fuss, just come with us.

Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus
Crazy
Bus
Crazy!

June 26, 2008 9:27 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You know today I stayed on the bus
I waited and waited til I was at your stop
Driver he said to me, just don't make a fuss
I said in the end, you've taken all my money, my friend

But ow ow, yes you love it as I take you on when you down
And ow ow, something happened and now I can't sing along
And ow ow, yes you hate it as I try to get under your skin
And ow ow, something happened and now you can't sing along

Do...do...do...

But you know today I stayed on the train
Oh yes I waited and waited until I could not refrain
The driver said to me just don't make a fuss like you did on the bus
In the end you've taken all my money, you're not my friend

But ow ow, yes you love it as you take me on when I'm down
And ow ow, something happened and now I can't sing along
And ow ow, yes you love it as you try to get under my skin
And ow ow

June 26, 2008 9:29 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Next stop.... Home Depot!!

June 26, 2008 9:35 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

There's not enough room in here for all my aides....

June 26, 2008 9:38 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Pancho, Pepe, Josefina, and the rest of you, get out and vote here.

June 26, 2008 9:38 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ghost ride, ghost ride, get out the way, let Casper drive.

Ghost ride, go crazy, who LA drivin? Eric Garcetti!

June 26, 2008 9:41 AM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

"I'm not going to tell you again, I'm not going to two places. We either go to Phillippes or East Side Market. I'm not driving all over town to pick up lunch for you pinche pendejos. Speaking of driving... where the hell is Trujillo? He should be driving this pinche bus."

June 26, 2008 9:42 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

yeah i got room back there for 20 bitches

June 26, 2008 9:45 AM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

LOL!!

Where is that pinche Trujillo!!

June 26, 2008 9:46 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

To the tune of the Who's Magic Bus

"Hopping on the Pollo's Bus"!!!

"Chulitas ride the Pollo's Bus"!!!

"Mirthala rides back on the Pollo's Bus"!!!

"Jenny bonk in the Pollo's Bus"

June 26, 2008 9:56 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"With the federal indictments coming down hard, Mayor Villaraigosa escapes to Tijuana with his henchmen, a million dollars in campaign cash, assault weapons and a handful of female staffers."

June 26, 2008 10:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

We don' need no stinking licenses

June 26, 2008 10:39 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

If you miss me at the back of the bus
You can't find me nowhere
Oh come on over to the front of the bus
Because I'll be riding up there
I'll be riding up there, I'll be riding up there
Come on over to the front of the bus
Because I'll be riding up there

If you miss me on the picket line
You can't find me nowhere
Come on over to the city jail
Because I'll be rooming over there
I'll be rooming over there
I'll be rooming over there oh
Come on over to the city jail
Because I'll be rooming over there

June 26, 2008 10:42 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

No caption needed.

Any picture pretending to show Mayor V in control of anything (a bus, the city, its budget, his staff - even his own zipper) is so silly as to speak for itself.

June 26, 2008 11:36 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Mike Deaukakis warned me about doing this!"

June 26, 2008 11:37 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The tattoo hidden under his shirt now says, "Born to crash!"

June 26, 2008 11:38 AM  

Anonymous stephen c. foster said:

"Walter Moore was elected Mayor, even though I collected millions to get reelected? I'm taking the $4 million left over and I'm getting outta here!"

June 26, 2008 12:11 PM  

Blogger Rita Of Sunland/Wally Wharton said:

"See? I told you I'd take over the schools!"

OR

"THOSE are the new school uniforms?? Ay, carumba!!"

OR

"Monica Garcia-- you gotta sit in the middle of the bus otherwise we're gonna tip ooOOOVVEEERRRR- AAAHHHH!"

June 26, 2008 12:14 PM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

Uh, was this picture taken in Miami by any chance?

MIAMI (Reuters) - A "brothel bus" that detectives said cruised Miami Beach offering lap dances and drinks has taken its last ride, police said on Wednesday.

Riders were offered oral sex for $100, according to Miami Beach police who impounded the limousine bus and arrested its operator early on Sunday.

The sleek black bus cruised the South Beach neighborhood popular among tourists and club-goers, offering rides and unlimited drinks for $40.

Aboard, undercover detectives said they found a fully stocked bar and several young women who stripped down to reveal G-strings stuffed with cash and offered to perform sex acts.

Suspected operator Christine Morteh, 29, was arrested on charges of offering to commit prostitution, transportation for the purpose of prostitution and operating a business without a license. She was released from jail on $5,000 bond.

Employees and customers also were charged as part of a citywide prostitution crackdown that resulted in 75 arrests.

(Reporting by Jane Sutton, Editing by Michael Christie and Peter Cooney)

June 26, 2008 12:21 PM  

Blogger PetraFried in the City said:

A little more adult now, from the Femmes.

We got the mother and the kids.
We got the guy and his date.
We all get mad.
we all get late.
Looks like somebody forgot about us.
Standin on the corner,
Waitin' for a bus.

Say 'Hey mister driver man,
don't be slow.'
'Cause I got somewhere I got to go
Say 'Hey mister driver man,
drive that thing fast!'
My precious time keep slippin' past.

Let's call the Mayor, let's complain.
Looks like the city's done to us again.
Tied up in traffic. What'ya know?
The damn city bus moves so slow.
I said, 'Hey mister driver man
don't be slow!'
'Cause I got somewhere I got to go.
Say 'Hey mister driver man,
drive that thing fast!'
My precious time keep slippin' past!

June 26, 2008 3:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

12:21. There goes Valley Doll again, revealing her frustrated non-sex life as a Valley soccer mom, whose guy is too tired from driving downtown from the west valley to give her what she needs.

Didn't you say one of your fantasies was being a Madame at a brothel? Sounds like fun while it lasted for these chicks and customers, but it's funny that with being busted for prostitution and operating a bus without a license, it's the last one that seems to have gotten her a modest fine.

Well, it's not illegal to have your fantasy of college guys in the buff pulling around women in rickshaws, unless they provide other services on the side. Go for it, branch out, your barbie dolls will thank you.

June 26, 2008 3:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

3:57 zzzzzzzzz

June 26, 2008 4:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

One long caption rant......

June 26, 2008 4:17 PM  

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