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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Five O'Clock Funnies

A Zuma Dogg classic: Zuma Dogg vs. The City Clowncil, featuring the classic "Lights on a Statue"

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18 Comments:

Blogger Valley Doll said:

"Lights on a statue!?"

Damn, that was hilarious.

xoxo

April 24, 2008 5:35 PM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

"Lights on a statue," "Gene Simmons in Van Nuys," and "Zuma Dogg Sings in the Library" are my three favorite ZD riffs.

April 24, 2008 5:54 PM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

And "Oh No Not Parks!" is another good one.

April 24, 2008 5:54 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

COMING TODAY..."Oh no...Not Villagrosa!"

Antonio smiles on ZumaCam and says, "How are you brother?"

April 24, 2008 6:25 PM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

Oooh-ooooh-ooooh - Zuma Dogg at the park with city council during a press conference is my all-time favorite.

xoxo

April 24, 2008 6:37 PM  

Blogger PetraFried in the City said:

Zuma is an evil, evil fellow with way too much time on his hands.

Gotta luv 'im.

April 24, 2008 6:45 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

"Zuma Sings Journey" is the standard by which all other Zuma Sings videos must be judged.
A cinematic masterpiece!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eavKRafmtoU

April 24, 2008 7:00 PM  

Anonymous matt dowd said:

my hero.
vomit.

and when the fuck is Home depot gonna get the idea that ST don't fucking want them there.

April 24, 2008 7:57 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Mayor Antonio on the ZumaCam is up:

clcik here. Caution: Graphic images of Mayor speaking.

April 24, 2008 8:07 PM  

Blogger PetraFried in the City said:

Matt D -- this Saturday, I hope.

April 24, 2008 8:21 PM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

Sorry Matt - you will never be Zuma Dogg. Stop being jealous.

April 24, 2008 8:38 PM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

This bit is so great I had to transcribe it so we can memorialize it on the net forever!

"ZUMA DOGG VS. THE CITY COUNCIL: LIGHTS ON A STATUE?"

ZUMA DOGG
What's the next item up for bids on the City Council meeting is right?

ED REYES
You got Number 28.

ZUMA DOGG
Item Number 28 y'all I am not supposed to be reading all this legalese; I'm supposed to be rappin like Snoop Dogg y'all. But anyway 28 um, that's the one I just said. Matt give it - I've got my Chief of Staff Matt Dowd; what's this one about y'all? See they're tryin' to bamboozle me and take up my time. What's it about y'all?

LIGHTS ON THE STATUE?!?!?!?! You wanna, uh, who's that, who's the Council Member responsible for that? Who's responsible for that? Is that Tom LeBong? Oh my God, you wanna put, you want to put lights on statues in a park?? We got Arnold Schwarzenegger in the state of California yesterday on TV saying that if his own kids don't turn out the light that he takes the light bulbs off and if they do it twice they're sitting in the dark. He's sayin' turn off the lights and save energy and you want to ADD LIGHTS TO SOME STATUE IN THE PARK WHEN NO ONE CAN EVEN GO THERE AT NIGHT BECAUSE IT'S UNSAFE - I SAY HELL NO!!!!!!!!! What's the next item?

I've got six minutes...

ED REYES
Item # 36

ZUMA DOGG
I got way more time LeBong!

April 24, 2008 8:58 PM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

Oh man, it's just as good reading it as watching it.

xoxo

April 24, 2008 9:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Dogg,

Way to make the slime ball Ed Reyes squirm, I laughed when Ed Reyes was looking over and asking for a legal opinion, Reyes wasn't happy he had to read each item to Zuma.

Reyes deserved more humiliation.
hoody hoo, ya ya.

April 25, 2008 5:56 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Mayor Sam,

I feel like Barbara Streisand, cause the memories, light the corners of my mind. But I hope it isn't the statue that is lighting them, y'all.

Tom Lebong...king of what really matters. And when Reyes wouldn't read the items aloud, I thought it was because he wasn't allowed to, but we realized it was because he couldn't read.

April 25, 2008 7:40 AM  

Anonymous matt dowd said:

Higby, its not jealous, its theater.
you obviously don't understand the comedy relationship we have. hell, I even make an appearance in the transcript.

you could almost say I'm inextricably intertwined with Zuma. I'm sure big ZD completelt understands the comment. Only because he is roundly blasted and lampooned at one time on this blog, and now he's your superhero???

I find it incredibly amusing, and the comment is fitting.

April 25, 2008 8:19 AM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

All of ZD's advisors have told him to unleash Matt.

With no ZD, there is no Matt.

Matt is sort of Jazzy Jeff.

April 25, 2008 4:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I always come on here and support you Zuma. You know I do.

This was the BEST. Thank you for that Michael.

It was about this week that I first recognized your talent, Zuma. (I don't care what anyone else says) I so "got you". I remember thinking that Reyes was being pretty cool after awhile and I also remember how you captured everyone on the council, staff, people in the audience. I saw your gift dude. You own.

Looking back you seem so naive there. Boy have you learned a lot. You aren't a regular citizen anymore, you know. You are an activist now.

I like Matt too.

I hate your haters.

-what's the plan

April 26, 2008 2:16 AM  

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