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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Photoshop Express REALLY WORKS!

Featured above is Mayor Sam Contributor Valley Doll with just a little airbrushing.

I'm sure we can all agree the effect is fantastic!

And, yeah, I know I'm in major trouble now....

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27 Comments:

Blogger Valley Doll said:

You're sleeping on the couch tonight, SmartAss.

March 29, 2008 9:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey, Jack Hoff finally made a funny !!!! hoody-hoo, yea-yea

March 29, 2008 10:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Isn't Jack Hoff the guy who thought Zuma Dogg was bringing this blog down? How ironic.

March 29, 2008 11:17 PM  

Anonymous miguel mentiroso said:

Did I tell you the story about when I was a poor kid growing up in Highland Park and our boys club took us kids, to a Michael Jackson concert, in the back of a flat-bed truck? Well it was a cold winter night and I was wearing my favorite black and white wool jacket with the brass buttons.

At the concert I was sitting next to my first crush, to shy and timid to look into her beautiful eyes, then Michael Jackson starts singing "Black or White". My blue eyed girl made a joke about my jacket also being Black and White and it gave me the courage and opportunity to talk to her.

Then the next song Michael sang was "Billy Jean", yes the girls name was Billy Jean, a lovely southern girl. We both laughed at the irony of this happening to us, and maybe it being faith.

Well me and my "Pretty Young Thing", Billy Jean have been married for 20 years and have 2 lovely kids Billy Jean and Michael.

March 30, 2008 12:02 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

And, your point is...?

March 30, 2008 1:58 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Miguel,

That is a great story, you and Don Quackers win a prize for posting long boring stories which nobody give a shit about.

Zuma left and a few new blogging burros were brought onboard, and a few nut-cases joined the comment cukoos, what a great blog about L.A. politics.

March 30, 2008 5:27 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Most Polluted Cities
1. Los Angeles, Calif.

A warm climate, lots of traffic and geographic bad karma puts Los Angeles at the top of the list. The City of Angels is not only home to one of the biggest seaports in the country, but it's also known for massive traffic congestion so there's lots of particulate matter around. To make matters worse, the surrounding mountain areas keep the winds from blowing the pollution away. These factors combined to give Los Angeles a big fat "F" for air quality.

March 30, 2008 7:27 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Los Angeles City Council makes snapshot decision to ban the name "Mike Hunt". (That's his REAL NAME!)

It may be a Beavis & Butthead joke, but not illegal and protected by the first amendment. Talk about a slam dunk lawsuit.

YouTube of Wicked Wendy & City Attorney.

This video is funny, even if there is NO first amendment issue...EVEN THOUGH THERE IS!

March 30, 2008 7:31 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thank for the photo of "anonymouse shar pei face" she looks as ugly as she writes, pobrecita.

March 30, 2008 8:18 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

^Its called jealousy. You, are the Sharpei bitch.

March 30, 2008 9:23 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey guys, ZD has left the house. Can the stupid insults and mean remarks.

Sam was just doing it in fun, and that's the way the lady took it, so relax.

If you want to engage in the sophomore behavior, you can always go over to Zuma's blog; in fact, you ought to. He needs some company, him being all alone and such.

March 30, 2008 10:13 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Dogg sunk to the bottom of the Top 20 and Mayor Sam has risen to the top.

Not because of Jack Hoff but because of Mailander, Higby and some of the intriguing new stuff by Petrified.

Jack Hoff can keep playing but noone is paying attention.

March 30, 2008 12:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

so zuma's great contribution to this blog, and reminder of what we've been missing, is that he and his fellow losers have another bogus lawsuit they're hoping to file against US the taxpayers. What is it? Because that fool dowd was told not to keep saying My Cunt at city hall...BOO HOO. Losers.

March 30, 2008 12:21 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Don't forget Zuma and his buddies and dressing like Klansmen.

March 30, 2008 1:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Nice to have a joke once in a while but its not good at someone else's expense.

March 30, 2008 2:24 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

anon 12:21 said Zuma has another bogus lawsuit they're hoping to file against US the taxpayers

Not like the "intriguing" new petrafried sharpei face with a bogus intriguing lawsuit filed against US the taxpayers, lol!

Watch that get her goat.

March 30, 2008 4:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Life around here is so much nicer without the fool ZD being the subject of discussion.

Let's try to forget he ever disgraced these pages OK?

When he posts, don't respond; sooner or later he'll go away for good.

Remember, his entire crew of losers comes and goes with him.

March 30, 2008 6:13 PM  

Anonymous petrafried sharpei face said:

Fuck that shit!!

March 30, 2008 7:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

OK, VD, let'sm back in tonight and see if he behaves.

March 30, 2008 7:50 PM  

Blogger Jack Hoff said:

Oookay, kids, it's time for the JackHoff points! Ratings will be made in, uhm, surgeries....

9:14p -- Ah, a profound slap on the noggin...thank you may I have another...No surgery needed. A perfect response.

10:57p -- "Finally"?! How dare you! Boob job for you.

11:17p -- To answer your question, "No, I'm not." Never used that phrase. Boob job.

12:02p - I understand your desire to help others go to sleep this late at night, but not on my thread, please. Boob job.

1:58a -- Everybody in the waiting room agrees with you! Thank you, doctor!

5:27a -- Point well taken. Although why you got up so early on a Sunday morning to make it is beyond me. Take two aspirin.

7:27a -- Seen it before. Boob job.

7:31a -- Why are you pimping video links on this thread?? Boob job.

8:18a -- Please go away. Boob job.

9:23a -- Mailander puts up with that stupid crap, not me. Go visit his thread (but do it on one from two years ago..). Bad Boob job.

10:13a -- Wow. You got it completely. Much respect. Chief of Surgery.

12:13p -- I'm intrigued with your comments, but I don't put much value in the BNN system. Last week, I think there were at least four new blogs that debuted on top of Mayor Sam which have since fallen down. I think the system is easy to game. But you're right, nobody pays attention to me. Uh, except you. Boob job.

12:21p -- You are too sane to be in with the mental patients. You are free to go. Thank you.

1:00 -- Time to get over it. Move on. Get on with life. A little Botox near the eyes, you'll be fine.

2:24p -- Ooh. A Michael Jackson fan. Look, I'm sure he's a nice guy, even though the Santa Barbara D.A. had him dead to rights...Here, drink this "Jesus Juice," you'll feel better...

4:18p -- The only goat here is me, but do you realize how foolish and immature your bitter postings make you look? Surely there is something better/more positive to do with your life than this? Heal yourself.

6:13 -- Ah, the voice of sanity. Folks, it will be a better world if we just learn to leave each other alone. Feel free to ignore me. Nothing would make me happier.

7:20p -- Really? And this is how you plan to spend the rest of your life? That's worthwhile?? Your hatred minimizes you. Your hatred makes you irrelevant to this or any serious conversation you may ever want to have. Please think hard about this and try to do better for yourself. You deserve better for yourself, but only you can make that happen.

Thanks for playing, everybody! See you soon!!

March 30, 2008 8:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

jack hoff to anonymousa said...
You deserve better for yourself, but only you can make that happen.

jack off, your bias minimizes you. your bias makes you irrelevant to this or any other serious conversation you might want to have. please think hard about it and try to do better for yourself.

March 30, 2008 8:55 PM  

Blogger Jack Hoff said:

8:55p, yes, I understand that change is difficult to accept and I know it frightens you, but if you're going to grow, you're going to have to step out of your comfort zone to do it. Good luck to you!

March 30, 2008 10:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Here's the irony - if you can spot it.

Jack Hoff's comments to those who comment on his posts ARE far more entertaining than his actual posts.

Therefore Jack should should post blank posts and then comment on the comments.

March 31, 2008 12:10 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jack Hoff let a fart today!
Doo Dah
Jack Hoff blew us all away
All the smelly way

Jack Hoff farts all day
Jack Hoff farts all night

Jack Hoff blew the ozone hole
Doo dee dee dee oh!

March 31, 2008 12:35 AM  

Blogger Jack Hoff said:

12:10a, tears of appreciation are streaming down my cheek. You have entered and re-emerged intact from The JackHoffian Zone. Go and have a great life!

12:35a -- It's getting very late. Time for bed. Good luck in your new semester at the Catholic Junior High!

March 31, 2008 8:13 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jack Hoff is a pompous ass.

March 31, 2008 8:36 AM  

Blogger Jack Hoff said:

Correction: Pompous "goat"!

March 31, 2008 9:00 AM  

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