Oh, NO he dih-int!
Oh, yes he did!
Dang ... homegirl looks beat! Poor Silda Spitzer. She's having a really bad day.
It's bad enough to have your most embarassing moment captured for the world to see, but guess what -- Silda gets to see it 24/7 on cable news; read it in newsprint and on the internet; and gets to hear the talking heads go on and on on talk radio! Her husband, Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a ho at a Washington ho-tel last month.
But on the bright side: she can forgive him, run for political office as a senator or something, and use that office as a stepping stone to the Presidency!
Hooray for Second Wave feminists! Those ladies know how to work it!
Now, I know ... I know ... boys will be boys; and as a girl I realize that. My only problem with Horn Dog Spitzer is that he put the best interest of his wang before the best interest of his family. This stuff ALWAYS gets found out. Seriously, who did he think he was fooling? As if no one would ever find out about Client 9 and Kristen ? [ed. --this is a .pdf of the Spitzer complaint] (what a dorky-ass john name; sounds like an Ed Wood movie: "Client 9 from Outer Space!") Puh-leeze!
Dumbass.
I oughta start a chain of Valley Doll Gentlemen's Clubs for politicians. No hassle, complete annonymity, no one to dime you out later! Seriously, can someone check into that for me? Someone needs to get these guys some hassle-free action so's we can spare the kiddies and the wives the really, really unecessary humilitation once the truth comes out -- and Boys ... the truth ... ALWAYS ... COMES ... OUT! TRUST!
New York will survive; the office of Governor will survive; the Spitzer's marriage --well that remains to be seen; but as for the world that he had built for himself and his family (three daughters and Dude ... that's some gnarly karma to work out later, not to mention the Daddy Issues those girls are going to have to work out ... hey, don't the girls with Daddy Issues become strippers, porn stars and hookers? It's a vicious cycle, isn't it boys?), the world which found his family proud of their father/husband and the accomplishements he achieved in this crazy career of politics ... well, that world -- he pretty much nuked from orbit.
And that's what makes him the asshole in all of this. Not that he couldn't keep his zipper up, but that he could take his family down so spectacularly with him.
Dumbass.
Labels: dumbasses, eliot spitzer, ho's, silda spitzer
Posted by Debbie @ 3/10/2008 02:40:00 PM
26 Comments:
My wife find out about my extra-curricular activity when she noticed I was always happy and smiling :)
On a similar note, I remember when Halle Berry's husband, Eric Benet got caught. Eric used the, I have a "sexual addiction" defense. I also remember so many women being surprised that a man would cheat on such a beautiful woman, ladies let me introdude you to, Hugh Grant, Divine Brown and the very beautiful Elizabeth Hurley.
Yes, it's true ladies. Convince your politico husband to step out on you after a couple decades and while he's in office and you TOO can claim to have 35 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE in world affairs. (Do you suppose that's what Hillary means by that?)
If only Corina could have held one for another decade (equal to 100-200 more mistresses). She might have had a shot as the first Latina presidential candidate.
Mr. Hoff, what have you done with Valley Doll? Shame on you for lifting her password.
"Silda honey, come on - I was just another dick for cryin' out loud. Surely, you won't 'hold' it against me?"
Agreed. Don't ask your wife to stand with you at a newsconference to announce that you've been caught with a prostitute!
Well, one less Superdelegate for Hillary.
Agreed. What an ass. Don't ask your wife to stand with you at a press conference to announce that you've been caught with a prostitute!
Well, one less Superdelegate for Hillary.
Where's Antonio?
Where's Waldo?
Valley Doll I'll help you with that project.
Besides prostitution should be legal and the only "law" Mr. Spitzer should have to deal with is Mrs. Spitzer.
She's a fine lookin' MILF anyway, what a dumbass.
So Spitzer is basically as bad as Antonio.
Except Antonio is a scumbag because he was in a relationship instead of merely trying to get off.
Good post up Valley Doll! Where were you when I could have used the talking to when I was the asshole!
Instead of starting a gentlemans club for VIP's you could make way more money as a counselor for wayward or about to be wayward hubbies.
Funny!
Mirthala strikes again ...
Funny comment, 7:12.
Anyway, it's 7:40pm and Antonio is still a lying scumbag.
Remember that this Fall.
I was sure that you Antonio bashers left with ZD.
It's been so nice not to have all the pejoratives and constant harping on him, especially the little trashies like you jnust posted.
Go post with him. We are adults here.
Spitzer is a conceited, self-righteous, selfish jerk.
As AG, he threatened defendants with criminal prosecution, in order to get them to settle civil cases (which would get civil lawyers disbarred in most states).
He sued the entire NYSE board over Chairman Dick Grasso's pay package, except one person: fellow democrat Carl McCall, NY State Comptroller.
He wanted to give driver's licenses to illegals, then let Hillary twist in the wind while she backpedaled from agreeing with his position.
He used state troopers to illegally follow the state senate majority leader, then lied about it to investigators.
He even pissed off his democratic allies in Albany by having a "do it my way" attitude.
(Remind you of the last democratic governor in this state?)
I'm truly sorry for his wife and kids, but not for him.
"As you sew, so shall you reap."
What's an MILF?
It really is infantile of the person who keeps harping on Antonio and his affair. So it's better to go out with a hooker, become a regular client in fact, than to "have an affair?" In Antonio's case, his relationship with Corinna was over already, and she knew it was for show and went along with it. We all saw the pictures of them together, how miserable they both looked. Yeah, that pretense is a lot better.
Alan Dershowitz was on CNN talking about how we'd get a much better class of politician if we had a more mature electorate, which could separate personal and public lives.
What's this obsession about being forced to "look happy with the wife" in American politics? It's shitty for this clown to have dragged his wife along to announce his hooker -- but if we didn't insist on them always dragging along the little, obedient and happy wife, they could divorce when they're unhappy instead of being forced to pose publicly with someone who makes you miserable and v.v. Gee, that would be too mature.
Not sure what Eric Benet and Halle Barry and Hugh and Elizabeth Hurley have to do with this -- the Mrs. here is no Barry or Hurley. But I did literally run into Eric Benet a couple of times around town, and he was clearly an egomaniac with anger management issues: he'd come on to any half-way attractive women just to confirm his charms, and if you turned him down or got annoyed, he'd get really mad and chase you around with his dirty looks. Sign of a very insecure guy. Like this Spitzer.
(No, not like the Mayor -- he just was obviously unhappy.)
It's "as you sow," not "sew."
But I feel sorry for the kids. Your parents splitting up is a lot easier to take, especially for older kids in high school and going to college, than for the whole country to know your dad's been a perv with hookers.
There are so many Washington madams, these guys must be really repressed.
What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? Aren't they both selling themselves? I think, with the hooker, at least you get what you paid for.
don quixote said...
Good post up Valley Doll! Where were you when I could have used the talking to when I was the asshole!
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Finally Don Quackers comments are close to being true, just change "was" to "is" and he will be correct.
We are still waiting for Don Q. to explain his calling black "changos" (monkeys) and mayates on the other blog. Don Quackers has an opinion on everything, but his own vile hypocritical racism. Pretty telling, don't you think, Don Q.?
What's an MILF?
First off, the question should be "what is a MILF"
MILF = Mother I'd Love to F**k
Yes prostitution should be legal, there would be a lot less rapes. It pisses me off that they keep showing pictures of this guy with Hillary. Its just another way the media manipulates those that cant see through the subliminal brainwashing. He should have kept his dick in his pants if he has been busting hookers priviously but I hate the way they keep try8ing to bring her down with him. So what if he supports her, that has nothing to do with his sex drive.
I am so sick of Obama getting a free ride in the media. I heard Madeline Berstine said that he wouldnt be where he is today if wasnt black. This country needs to get over the color of someone skin and just look at their ability based on their record regardless if you re white, black, mexican etc.
It was all about Obama even when Hillary was in the lead with delegates. It was listed at the bottom of the screen but no one talked about it.
How much Thorazine do you think it took to get Mrs. Spitzer out there next to Evil Eliot?
C'mon, he never looked at her th e whole time he was "apologizing" to his family.
His daughters out to move to Europe with their mom and kiss him off. What a self-centered asshole.
11:46: That's what Geraldine Ferraro said in the local Daily Breeze, which is getting national ire from Obama.
She's right, of course -- no one has dared touch him because he's black, but calling Hillary Shrillary, an old nutcracking butch-looking broad with fat thighs is just fine. What's so good-looking about Obama, anyway? He's always photographed like a saint and celebrity, but he's no Will Smith with those big ears, funny face and pompous preachifying.
March 10 6:46pm -- thanks dq for the nice words. and i'm sure knowing you were an asshole in the past is the first step to not being an asshole again in the future. it's all good, mi hermano. :)
March 11 12:49pm Didn't you notice the thorazine drip pack bulging from the back of her sensible "My Husband Just Got Caught Paying for Poon" suit? I'm sure she had an IV hookup undesr that jacket all damn day. Poor thing.
5:55pm Well, Hillary is Shrill, or at least she was until Zuma got word to her to calm her shrill-ass down. Not that that should disqualify her from the Presidency; but I think the cankles might.
OH MY GOD I'M KIDDING! DON'T HATE!
And yeah ... Obama has those goofy ears and funny face, and he's the first one to admit it (which is totally adorable) but I'd still let him answer my phone at 3:00 AM any day! And don't even write to say how stupid I am to vote for someone just because I think they're hawt. You can be hawt and Presidential material simultaneously. Don't hate him just because he's cute! That's reverse sexism!
Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Barabara Boxer ... where are you gals when we need you? You sisters did it for yourselves ... you didn't need to attach your wagon to any stupid ho' chasin' man to get where you are. Experience my ass. Yeah, I want the brain surgeon's wife to operate on me, because she's seen hubby do it so many times ... she's experienced! Hooray!
And yet, the older feminists will scorn me because I'm not voting for a woman; because of the fact I have ovaries ... I MUST VOTE HILLARY? What bull!
I'll stick to the pompous preaching, the goofy ears (sigh) and the funny face over smug, self-entitled, weak ass-"feminist" Shrillary any day of the week.
xoxo
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