Happy VDay!
Happy 10th Anniversary to the lovely women over at VDay!You didn’t think I was going to let the day pass by and not poke my head in, did you?
Ha! Fat chance.
It’s Valentine’s Day, and yes thanks for asking, it IS my favorite day of the year; nothing but love, love and more love!!!
Hope you’re all having a love-filled day complete with hearts and surrounded by people who adore you!
Mayor Sam, Zuma Dogg, Mr. M., Red Spot, Antonio Watch, S.S. Sam Taylor, Joe B., Jack Hoff, Captain Jack and ALL the pirates: thanks for the warm and lovely feeling! You have yourselves a lovely day!
That goes for the rest of you.
xoxo
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Posted by Debbie @ 2/14/2008 09:48:00 AM
8 Comments:
That was nice. Thank you for letting them know we need and appreciate all of them.
Back at you, Ms. D.
BIG HUGS!!
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen (blows kisses to the ladies and smiles):
Ah, St. Valentine’s Day. Greetings to all the special ladies: Madame Wu, Valley Doll, She-Who-Runs-A-Tight-Ship, Hot Lips Carillo, Mrs. Kefflebaum and of course, me Mum. (Kisses them all soundly on lips and pinches them on the bum. Gets smacked by several ladies) Oh, pardon me. I forgot. You’re (makes distasteful face and rubs fingers against palms) married. (Shrugs) No matter. Every kiss is a good kiss unless it is, if you will, a Judas kiss. But let’s not talk about that. Let’s talk about something else, shall we? (Snaps fingers) Ah, yes. St. Valentine’s Day. A day for love, fine foods and wines and a little cheeky business after hours, savvy? Perhaps I shall find some at the Edison? That’s where Bonnet and his crew are most likely to be found and later on so shall I. But for now I think a song will do nicely. Bard? Are you there? (Takes off captain hat and puts on bard hat. Steps up to the microphone and begins to sing)
If you won’t be my Valentine
I’ll scream, I’ll yell, I’ll bite.
I’ll cry aloud and start to whine
If you won’t be my Valentine.
I’ll frown and fret, I’ll mope and pine, and
It will serve you right…
If you won’t be my Valentine
I’ll scream, I’ll yell, I’ll bite!
If you don’t elect Hillary as your Candidate,
She’ll scream, She’ll yell, She’ll bite.
She’ll cry again and start to pout
A candidate who’s losing clout.
She’ll frown and fret, She’ll mope and pine, and
A total, utter fright…
If you don’t elect Hillary as your Candidate
She’ll scream, She’ll yell, She’ll bite!
If you don’t let his Nibbs tax you,
He’ll smile, He’ll wink, He’ll blab and gab.
He’ll tell you it’s for your own good
Wining and dining put on the City tab.
You’ll frown and fret, You’ll mope and pine, and
You’ll think about putting up a fight…
Yes, you’ll let His Nibbs tax you
And then you’ll wonder why you’re mad.
So who do you want for your Valentine?
A pirate? A shrew? A cad?
Choose your partner carefully
And take them by the hand.
Bow low, oh so very gracefully
And kiss them on the cheek.
For you don’t want a wishy-washy Valentine…
And you certainly don’t want MEAT!
(Puts captain hat back on and smiles) How’s THAT for multi-tasking? (Winks) It’s amazing what a well educated man can do with his two hands, savvy?
Cheers!
We were going to have win a date with Mayor Sam for Valentine's Day contest but my wing woman was committed to more pressing things with the PTA. :)
So alas, I'm solo for the second year in a row. Oh well.
Maybe I'll have a cocktail alone after work at the local watering hole. Suggestions for a holiday drink?
^ Suggestions? A bloody mary. Oh, wait...!
"That goes for the rest of you."
Thank you, Miss Doll.
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