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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving

He's already got a bobblehead doll---what's next?

Best wishes to all this holiday weekend.



Anonymous Anonymous said:

At this point, I think he could probably use a test for STDs.

Then, perhaps a cure for his lack of integrity.

Lastly, he could use some help getting his California Bar Assoc card.

P.S. - His family could use a father and husband. They've done without one for long enough.

November 21, 2007 5:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Yes, a test for Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) is a great idea!

Maybe some political clout, too. Garcetti has his eyes on his job, although he hasn't shown much leadership in making the city better, either.

November 21, 2007 5:15 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Am I alone in thinking that the bobblehead makes him look like a FOOL instead of the beacon of political leadership that only he THINKS he is? I laughed when I saw that and will keep one near my Fernando Valenzuela bobblehead. The only difference is that Fernando was a hero and a winner.

November 21, 2007 5:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I used to think that the Mayor was a big fool, but after I compare him to people who want his job such as: Garcetti, Nunez, and Alarcon. I am glad he is Mayor the alternative is even worse.

November 21, 2007 5:32 PM  

Anonymous Captain Jack Sparrow said:

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen (raises glass):

We'll just let the Bard take it from here (Winks. Bard steps up, clear throat and begins to sing):

"Turkey, turkey in the pen,
It's Thanksgiving time again.
Still you strut around with pride
When you should take off and hide.
Nice big bird we have a date.
I will see you on my plate.

On that day we'll give you praise,
Talk about your better days,
When you scared us with a gobble.
Giggling at your silly wobble.
Then we pass around white meat,
Thank you for your special treat.

Then a piece of pumpkin pie,
With the whipped cream extra high.
I dream of this throughout the year
Now Thanksgiving's almost here.
Turkey, turkey, I must say,
"You're the one who makes that day!"

November 21, 2007 6:07 PM  

Anonymous valley doll said:

Bravo, Bard! Bravo!

I will print it up and have the kids recite it before we feast!!


November 21, 2007 6:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Interesting that Valley Doll cheers whenever Captain Jack sings about his meat...

Well, she IS a grandma, after all.

"Go, baby, go!"

November 21, 2007 8:08 PM  

Anonymous Captain Jack's Ex-Wife said:

His meat?! Ugh. It's more like a little "wishbone," if you catch my drift.

November 21, 2007 8:16 PM  

Anonymous olive oyl said:

If the mayor ain't careful, he's gonna have a wishbone before too long.

Joe, you asked what next? I know of a nameless alley in Boyle Heights that could use his name.

November 21, 2007 8:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Olive Oyl = Captain Jack's New Wife

Well, at least she's hotter than Valley Doll. Nicer outfit, too.

November 21, 2007 11:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

i'm sick of looking at this fool dishing out turkey at every function throughout the city. as soon as he saw a tv camera crew within 20 feet of him he put on his b/s smile and dished out the turkey.

November 22, 2007 7:02 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Huizar has his eyes on City Hall and he is in a hurry to get up there. AV told him to take his eyes of from City Hall and concentrate on his area.

November 22, 2007 7:35 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


Where is Monica ?

November 22, 2007 8:05 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Here's a great clip of Mayor Villaraigosa's Deputy sleeping at an animal shelter meeting


November 22, 2007 10:30 AM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

I'm not a grandma, ass. And don't worry, The Doll gets hers :)

Damn, all you boys are so obsessed with yer junk, don't ASSume the girls are, too.

The sure sign of a boy who hasn't had an orgasm (with someone else in the room) in a long, long time. Tough luck dude. Maybe someday someone might applaud your meat, but until then, spare me your 5th grade fixation on everyone else's "meat".


November 22, 2007 1:49 PM  

Anonymous G.I. Joe said:

Valley Doll may not be a grandma, but you should have heard the boys in Company C cheer when she would take her teeth out after a night of drinking.

Semper Fi!

November 22, 2007 10:27 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

he needs his eyebrows waxed

November 23, 2007 1:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

thats not the only thing that needs waxing.

November 24, 2007 2:47 AM  

Anonymous valley doll (my dad served, loser) said:

G.I. Joe,

I bet you call yourself that cuz you're like the G.I. Joe doll ... a little lacking in the bulge, are you?

And I have all my teeth, thanks, babe. So I don't get it? Take my teeth out? Company C?? Dude, I'm under 45 ... current references, please. None of your WW2 gibberish.

Semper Fi, indeed ... you should be ashamed of yourself invoking the noble motto of those who have served and are currently serving ... how dare you ... just to slander a little harmless girl like me? Your Momma obviously didn't teach you to respect America or it's soldiers. Loser.

November 24, 2007 8:40 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh, blah blah blah...

Have another can of beer, babe.

November 24, 2007 9:36 PM  

Anonymous Every Dead Soldier From Every War said:

Yes, Valley Douche, your dad is the ONLY guy who has ever served. On behalf of the U.S., thanks a ton for fighting EVERY battle EVER.

November 24, 2007 9:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe, this item just in:

Mayor having affair with himself.

November 24, 2007 10:46 PM  

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