HALLOWEEN "TRICKS OR TREATS" FROM CITY HALL
Let me start your morning with the picture of "GREMLIN VILLAR"and "WITCH YIKESSTEIN".
Poor kids are still under observation and wonder what happen to their treats.
Downtown News Jon Regardie has his Halloween missive on the Haunted House known as City Hall. Unless you have the hard copy, this is a laugh. Just remember that if you are reading this or some other paper in a men's bathroom stall at City Hall. When the person sitting next to you "WIDENS HIS STANCE". Then likely, it is a certain Councilman in a "SENATORIAL COSTUME". Put hand down under partition for your "TREAT".
For the "SPRING STREET RINOS", That being Dennis Zine and Greg Smith. They can live up to their supposed "REPUBLICAN ROOTS" and dress up as "TAX CRUSADERS". Or if that doesn't work, Zine can revert back to "DENISE". Smith can get his LAPD uniform back from Englander, and play cop for today.
Don't count on Jan Perry giving any "FAST FOOD" coupons as treats. Yet, she would make a great "SHAKE DRINKIN, PURPLE GRIMACE" shilling for "MICKY D's".
Eric Garcetti can pull out his Navy uniform. Then call on Zine, Huizar, Wesson, Alarcon and Cardenas to form a City Hall version of the Village People. I will let you out in "bloggerland" pin the titles on the cast.
For us in CD 14, we are afflicted 365 days of the year with ghosts of past and present politicos. Try calling on Jose Huizar and get empty space. Hear the "GHOST OF PACHECO" chanting "80 FAKE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHES". Go to a civic event and see Richard Alatorre shilling for some Special Interest. Drive down Huntington Drive and avoid a weaving ex. Irish Councilman. There was one "WANTABEE", but this blog dosen't cover South Pasadena. Then for the "ULTIMATE HORROR" we get the "POLITICO FORMERLY KNOWN AS ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA, trapped in tony villar's body". This spook has been haunting us for ages. Lots of TRICKS" but no "TREATS" for those who encounter this fright.
Now for the sake of interactivity, lets play "PICK THE COSTUME" for the cast of many, here at Mayor Sam.
You can choose from the bloggers, City Council, Mayor, Mirthala, School Board, Alger, Laura Chick, Joe B., Rocky and wife, "WWG", Marcos Aguilar, anyone in CD 14, Lisa Sarno, Bunker, Ully, Trujillo, Walter Moore, DGarzilla and many more....and I would be remissed if I didn't include "THE PIRATES". But I think that one is covered.
Enjoy your day of "TRICKS AND TREATS"
The annual Art Bell Halloween Special is tonight at 10:00PM on KFI 640 AM.