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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

HALLOWEEN "TRICKS OR TREATS" FROM CITY HALL

Happy Halloween to all!!

Let me start your morning with the picture of "GREMLIN VILLAR"and "WITCH YIKESSTEIN".
Poor kids are still under observation and wonder what happen to their treats.

Downtown News Jon Regardie has his Halloween missive on the Haunted House known as City Hall. Unless you have the hard copy, this is a laugh. Just remember that if you are reading this or some other paper in a men's bathroom stall at City Hall. When the person sitting next to you "WIDENS HIS STANCE". Then likely, it is a certain Councilman in a "SENATORIAL COSTUME". Put hand down under partition for your "TREAT".

For the "SPRING STREET RINOS", That being Dennis Zine and Greg Smith. They can live up to their supposed "REPUBLICAN ROOTS" and dress up as "TAX CRUSADERS". Or if that doesn't work, Zine can revert back to "DENISE". Smith can get his LAPD uniform back from Englander, and play cop for today.

Don't count on Jan Perry giving any "FAST FOOD" coupons as treats. Yet, she would make a great "SHAKE DRINKIN, PURPLE GRIMACE" shilling for "MICKY D's".

Eric Garcetti can pull out his Navy uniform. Then call on Zine, Huizar, Wesson, Alarcon and Cardenas to form a City Hall version of the Village People. I will let you out in "bloggerland" pin the titles on the cast.

For us in CD 14, we are afflicted 365 days of the year with ghosts of past and present politicos. Try calling on Jose Huizar and get empty space. Hear the "GHOST OF PACHECO" chanting "80 FAKE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHES". Go to a civic event and see Richard Alatorre shilling for some Special Interest. Drive down Huntington Drive and avoid a weaving ex. Irish Councilman. There was one "WANTABEE", but this blog dosen't cover South Pasadena. Then for the "ULTIMATE HORROR" we get the "POLITICO FORMERLY KNOWN AS ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA, trapped in tony villar's body". This spook has been haunting us for ages. Lots of TRICKS" but no "TREATS" for those who encounter this fright.

Now for the sake of interactivity, lets play "PICK THE COSTUME" for the cast of many, here at Mayor Sam.

You can choose from the bloggers, City Council, Mayor, Mirthala, School Board, Alger, Laura Chick, Joe B., Rocky and wife, "WWG", Marcos Aguilar, anyone in CD 14, Lisa Sarno, Bunker, Ully, Trujillo, Walter Moore, DGarzilla and many more....and I would be remissed if I didn't include "THE PIRATES". But I think that one is covered.

Enjoy your day of "TRICKS AND TREATS"

The annual Art Bell Halloween Special is tonight at 10:00PM on KFI 640 AM.

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58 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Frankenfeinstein Lives!!!!

October 31, 2007 8:48 AM  

Anonymous mickey finn said:

I've noticed there are fifteen people on the third floor of City Hall who have created their own mass masquerade - they're pretending to be City Council Members!

October 31, 2007 9:34 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spot
are you referring to VG in SP?
Give some background.
Keep up the great writing.

October 31, 2007 10:39 AM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Click on to the link for the answer.

October 31, 2007 10:41 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

VG in SP? The same carpetbagger who LOST to the first guy in recent history to get booted out of city council after one term?

THAT "VG"?

The one who's now holding seminars to teach neighborhood councilors how to "run a winning campaign?"

HOOO Ha! If that ain't a "trick" on them, I don't know what is. The treat is watching people who LOSE to losers reinvent themselves as "experts" worthy of pay for their winning wisdom.

"Them what can, does. Them what LOSES to them what can . . . TEACHES?"

October 31, 2007 10:46 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Where's Mayor Sam?

October 31, 2007 10:50 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Yes, I got that invitation, too. VG's "I'll teach you how to (do what I never could do for myself)" came complete with a dose of the "Parque Skeleto" clap-trap.

Come and see how Mayor V's own hirsute Rasputin wins campaigns by demonizing other liberal democrats and progressives to the point that they can never run for public office again -- "thinning" the herd so badly that eventually you end up with addled Rinos like Riordan in power, be default.

October 31, 2007 11:04 AM  

Anonymous Captain Jack Sparrow said:

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen (removes hat and bows low with flourish):

Today, being the day that it is, we shall dress up, if you will, in Armani suits and blend in with the regular blokes, savvy?

October 31, 2007 11:40 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Starbucks Barristas wearing Armani?! Let us know your location so we can go have a laugh!

October 31, 2007 11:47 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I heard Villaraigosa is going as a Mayor for Halloween. Can anyone confirm?

October 31, 2007 12:48 PM  

Anonymous Captain Jack Sparrow said:

Good afternoon 11:47am (tips hat):

Our location? You wish to know our location? (Smiles and snaps fingers) Right! At this very moment three Armani wearing pirates are at the Starbucks located at 120 South Los Angeles Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012. But you might want to be rather quick about getting here as we have a luncheon appointment with a certain sot to discuss matters of great import.

(Whispers) Just remember three who laugh last, laugh best. Savvy?

October 31, 2007 12:56 PM  

Anonymous joseph chapman the privateer said:

Aye, an' I be swaggering 'bout the corriders of yonder City Hall a-viewing them what thinketh they be young'uns again!

Aye, I be six foot four
Whilst I be ashore...

October 31, 2007 1:52 PM  

Anonymous Captain Jack Sparrow said:

Good afternoon Lord Chapman (makes elegant leg):

Good to see you, man! (Whispers) Avoid the office of a certain deputy mayor if you’re about the halls of you-know-where for Madame Wu has given us reason to believe that one man’s mission to make us all suffer the same fate again has failed and that a head is forfeit. Alas poor Refugio, you knew him well, savvy?

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sent from my Blackberry

October 31, 2007 2:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

(Geez, what time do the kiddies go home so the adults can get back into the mix!)

October 31, 2007 3:22 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thanks for the laugh. This is hilarious.

What about the 3 moron women who wear outdated clothes dress up as the Andrew Sisters!!!

October 31, 2007 3:47 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Will someone tell Antonio he should be more concerned with the city of Los Angeles. Remember the city he has ignored for two years now ever since he had the hots and behaved like a desperate teenager who hadn't been laid with Mirthala.

...Mayor Asks Angelenos To Take Interest In Darfur
(CBS) A new documentary on the genocide in Darfur received a thumbs-up Wednesday from Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, who called on Angelenos to take an interest in helping end the conflict in the Sudan

October 31, 2007 3:51 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wendy, Janice, and Jan ??

October 31, 2007 4:35 PM  

Anonymous Condoleezza Rice said:

Antonio dressed up as Secretary of State for Halloween? How cute!!

October 31, 2007 4:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Does this city have a Mayor???

October 31, 2007 4:40 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jose Huizar as Ricky ricardo

October 31, 2007 4:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wendy as Zelda's young lust thing.

October 31, 2007 4:52 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Janice as a Croc. lover

October 31, 2007 4:54 PM  

Anonymous jose sepulveda said:

Tom LaBonge as Col. Griffith.

October 31, 2007 5:16 PM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Monica Garcia = Rosie O'Donnell

October 31, 2007 5:20 PM  

Anonymous joseph chapman the privateer said:

Aye, Cap'n Sparrow! Refugio didst not keep himself well concealed under the cloak of anonymity. No wall doth keep me out - yea, I pass through locked doors as one who walketh about 'pon a street. Mayhap one o' thy crew didst comment 'pon me pale color?

Mayhap ye have met me first mate Sven the Swede? He may perchance make his own presence felt 'fore the morrow draweth nigh.

October 31, 2007 5:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

pirates = sleep inducers

October 31, 2007 5:30 PM  

Anonymous matt dowd said:

the mayor should dress up as the dog food in the spaghetti bowl.

October 31, 2007 7:05 PM  

Anonymous sven the swede said:

Mister five-thirty, I t'ink you do na' know the diff'rence 'tween privateers an' pirates.

Mister five past seven speaking 'bout mayor dressing up as da' dog food, I t'ink da resemblence 'tween mayor an' dog food is alike. I canna tell the diff'rence!

I haf come here at ma' Captain's request, tho' I ha' much to do 'board our ship. Captain Chapman be 'is name, an' I shipped board 'is ship ven I vas a vee 'un as da' cabin boy. Da work, it vas hard, an' Captain Chapman he is a tough 'un, but a fair-minded 'un. I vorked ma' way up to ma' position as 'is first mate.

Ja, an' Captain Sparrow? It is at da' Captain Chapman's request I use ma' hjortron to send ma' message to you. I haf been vorking 'pon ma englisch - mebbe I get better?

I go now. I haf vork to do.

-+--

Sent from ma hjortron -
Englischers call it cloudberry.

October 31, 2007 8:28 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

La32nighberhoodcouncilSUCKS
antonio migel is gay
hugo garcia is gay

October 31, 2007 11:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

antonio migel
ANTONIO@MIGUEL-CHEPI.COM

fag!

October 31, 2007 11:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

hugo leave my wife alone!

October 31, 2007 11:02 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Game 1

How many antigua cofee employees in la32neighborhood counicl?

Fuck'n monopoly

October 31, 2007 11:04 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

8:28 = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

October 31, 2007 11:05 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Is there a bad writing competition going on?

Red Spot, come on! Pony up, boy! Sven and Joseph Chapman are coming on strong!

October 31, 2007 11:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey I thought Prop R was about ethics. Remember the lies coucil had in their mailers. Then we have the Cholo Mayor who said he would clean up city hall. ALL HYPOCRITES!!!!!! Only in Los Angeles can you be a crook and still get a high profile job.

...ALATORRE REGISTERS AS LA LOBBYIST. Ex-councilman had long been talking to officials on behalf of entities seeking city business.
By David Zahniser
A former Los Angeles city councilman who has worked behind the scenes to influence city officials for years submitted forms this week publicly identifying himself as a lobbyist, Ethics Commission officials said Wednesday.

Former Councilman Richard Alatorre filed the forms Tuesday, two weeks after The Times reported that he had spoken to city representatives on behalf of a dozen businesses and unions. Unlike other professional advocates, he had not registered as a lobbyist.

Alatorre has reestablished himself as a force at City Hall despite having pleaded guilty to felony tax evasion in 2001, which stemmed from his failure to report cash he had accepted as a councilman from people seeking to influence him.

But a filing submitted Tuesday to the Ethics Commission states that he has a single client: a company that develops subsidized housing in such neighborhoods as Winnetka, Chinatown and Hollywood.

An advisor to and friend of Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, Alatorre has become, for some critics, a symbol of weak lobbying rules at City Hall.

November 01, 2007 6:13 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

11:05 = defeated crybaby pirate hunter

November 01, 2007 6:20 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

6:13

Is this because of Zuma Dogg and his posts? Alatorre didn't file after the initial Zahniser story but did so after the ZUma Dogg posts. DOe she have this much pull?

November 01, 2007 6:59 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

To: 6:59am
Answer: No.

November 01, 2007 8:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

THE CITY HAS A WETBACK MAYOR!

November 01, 2007 8:14 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

6:20a = someone sunk his pirate ship and all he can do is whine

November 01, 2007 8:54 AM  

Anonymous Captain Jack Sparrow said:

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen (removes hat and bows low with flourish):

And good morning, Sven. (Extends hand) I don't believe we've met, but now is as good a time as any. (Looks up at Sven) My, you're rather tall. (Whispers) And built like a Volvo too, savvy?

(Turns back around to face crew) Now then, where were we? (Taps head) Ah, yes. The situation at hand with the right hand man who failed with the plan to supply information on demand. It's very much like that fine parlour game "Ladies Show Your Knickers" only pirates wear no knickers. (Hears woman yelling) No, Mrs. Kefflebaum, I'm NOT going "commando". No need to call my Mum. And there is NO HARD LIQUOR INVOLVED.....yet.

(Turns back around) Now, where were we? (Taps head again) Ah yes. As I was saying, there is a watching and waiting game going on within the Establishment. Someone is about to be hung out to dry within the inner circle. Question is, will it happen to-day or tommorrow. Now THAT information is worth paying a privateer a few quid for, savvy?

November 01, 2007 9:37 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Someone is about to be hung out to dry within the inner circle. Question is, will it happen to-day or tommorrow."

Wow, Nostradamus couldn't have done it any better! Great inside scoop Captain Jack!

November 01, 2007 9:51 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Captain Jack has been 100% right in his predictions.

He has also predicted that

1) someone would get elected and do something shady,

2) someone would backstab somebody else,

3) and someone would vote for a project as a political favor.

All 100% correct.

He doesn't have to be specific, he just knows politics better than the rest of us. You should appreciate him.

November 01, 2007 10:01 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Actually, if you go back and read some of the Captain's predictions that he made at the beginning of the year, there are some interesting parallels. Especially the one about the cheating spouse. And this was at the beginning of the year, mind you.

November 01, 2007 11:04 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh yeah, that WAS a good one...

"There is an elected out there who is cheating on his wife, savvy?..."

Dunno what we'd do without the Captain.

November 01, 2007 1:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You guys should lay off Captain Jack. Let him have a little fun. So what if he doesn't say anything important? Who cares? It's not like you guys are doing anything earth-shattering.

November 01, 2007 3:27 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"...will make a phone call to another politician's wife, advising her that her spouse is diddling a political consultant..."

Be specific. This what the Captain said. Does this mean there is someone else besides Mirthala?

November 01, 2007 3:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Specific" and Captain Jack are mutually exclusive. That's why his predictions are so spot on.

November 01, 2007 3:46 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I would say that the two words describe the Clowncil on a regular occasion, and more specifically the chiefs of staff that work for them. Isn't that so, Mr. Avila?

November 01, 2007 3:52 PM  

Anonymous Capt. JackHoff said:

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen (removes hat and bows low with flourish):

There will soon be news story about a certain well know and connected political figure.(savvy?)

He will connected to a shady project funded by a certain well know and connected developer. (savvy??)

You heard it from this gentleman pirate. (savvy??)

November 01, 2007 4:24 PM  

Anonymous Capt. Savvy said:

Savvy?

November 01, 2007 6:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ed Ryes

November 01, 2007 7:33 PM  

Anonymous baba louie said:

6:50 No savvy.

November 01, 2007 7:33 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The Wonderful World of OZ, but in Los Angeles on Halloween

Dorothy (in Mayor Sam's voice): What am I doing in this G-d forsaken place. Where am I?

Scare Crow (in Zuma Dogg's voice): Why, you're in Los Angeles, er OZzzzzz, on the 405 North, er on the Yelooooow Brick Rud.

Toto (in Sam Taylor's voice): erruff, Transit Newsletter says this, eruff, Transit Newsletter says that

Dorothy (in Mayor Sam's voice): But, where are we going?

Tin Man (in Red Spot's voice): We're going to get some goodies from the Wizard.

Cowardly Lion (in Antonio Watch's voice): Yah, goodies, what he said.

Dorothy (in Mayor Sam's voice): Well, what goodies do you want, Scare Crow?

Scare Crow (in Zuma Dogg's voice): I want, I want, I want a ... brain ... cause when I say somp it's all jumbled up and makes no sense.

Dorothy (in Mayor Sam's voice): Well, what goodies do you want, Tin Man?

Tin Man (in Red Spot's voice): Dorothy, you know... I need a new G-d damn ticker cause I'm old as shit and mine don't work too good ... I can use a new brain too, if ya got a spare.

Dorothy (in Mayor Sam's voice): Well, what goodies do you want, Cowardly Lion?

Cowardly Lion (in Antonio Watch's voice): Well, hmmm, I'm suppose to be "watching" for somp but I can't quite figgre out what it is. I'll just hang about and see what comes up... a brain over easy for me, too.

Scare Crow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion say in unison: What do you want, Dorothy?

Dorothy (in Mayor Sam's voice): I think, I think, yes, I want to go back to Iowa... hell no... I want to make some big bucks so I can skip these clowns. (kicks Toto) and quit with the damn "Transit Newsletter" shit.

November 01, 2007 7:45 PM  

Anonymous joseph chapman the privateer said:

Aye, Captain Sparrow, Sven doth be quite tall. When a nor'easter cometh upon us, he doth clamber belowdecks - he doth attract the lightning if he doth be 'pon the deck!

Aye, and 11:34? I perceive thou hast not read thine King James Bible. Mayhap ye doeth such... thou mayest find I doth speak truly.
..- ... .-

Sent from Sven's cloudberry.

November 01, 2007 8:09 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Aye, Captain Sparrow, Sven doth be hung like a horse. When a nor'easter cometh upon us, he doth attract the lightning with this massive lightning rod and his huge balls light up like two Northern Stars to guide our way.


Sent from Sven's dickberry.

November 01, 2007 10:02 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

10:02, come up with something more original than a juvenile comment such as that.

November 01, 2007 11:51 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You're right. We need to come up with something more mature...like sitting around blogging in "pirate-speak."

November 02, 2007 10:16 AM  

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