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Friday, December 29, 2006

Top 10 2007 New Year's Resolutions for the City of Los Angeles

1. 80 neighborhood watches for CD14.

2. 1,000 LAPD officers.

3. Dog food banned from the LAFD menu.

4. A Department of Neighborhood Empowerment (DONE) that finally knows what it's doing.

5. Measure R overturned.

6. LAX downsized. Ontario upsized. Palmdale supersized.

7. Subway to the Sea.

8. Trash dump mining and recycling.

9. Street and sidewalk repaving WITHOUT a tax increase.

10. Traffic signal synchronization.

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11 Comments:

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

No more rampant condo conversions in violation of existing City law.

December 29, 2006 12:32 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The Citizens of Los Angeles will FINALLY realize the Mayor is nothing but a dirty opportunist, charlatan, deceiver, and manipulater who is just using this position to skate into a higher office and finally recall his a--.

December 29, 2006 8:27 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I hope that Measure R is tossed. These do-nothing overpaid clowncil members are shameless.

December 29, 2006 8:34 AM  

Anonymous al segundo said:

more bitch slapping

December 29, 2006 9:14 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Demise of the "LA ANTONIA TIMES"

December 29, 2006 12:23 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Bush Family buys LA TIMES

December 29, 2006 12:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

11. LA Times becomes a factual newspaper, instead of pure shlock

December 29, 2006 1:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

David Cain, write-in candidate in CD-2, miraculously beats Wendy Greuel in March 6 election.

December 29, 2006 11:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Early in 2007, the ridiculous LA Mayor, Tony Vilar, or whatever his name is, resigns in lieu of public disclosure of ethics violation regarding acceptance of bribes from corporations like Home Depot.

December 30, 2006 12:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

As of January 1, 2007, developers in the City of Los Angeles are required to make public announcements, hold multiple hearings, and pay for extensive advertising of same, prior to being allowed to apply for anything including MNDs, Zone Changes, Subdivisions, or so much as going to the bathroom in the City of Los Angeles without the explicit permission of the citizens, first; and developers are barred from donating to politicians and their projects.

Violations of the above or any other city ordinances or rules will automatically require the violaters to serve six months minimum in the Los Angeles County Jail.

December 30, 2006 12:12 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

screw CD14, give me traffic signal sync'ing #1. Cant take this damn traffic.

December 30, 2006 6:27 PM  

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