Top 10 2007 New Year's Resolutions for the City of Los Angeles
1. 80 neighborhood watches for CD14.2. 1,000 LAPD officers.
3. Dog food banned from the LAFD menu.
4. A Department of Neighborhood Empowerment (DONE) that finally knows what it's doing.
5. Measure R overturned.
6. LAX downsized. Ontario upsized. Palmdale supersized.
7. Subway to the Sea.
8. Trash dump mining and recycling.
9. Street and sidewalk repaving WITHOUT a tax increase.
10. Traffic signal synchronization.
Labels: proposition r
Posted by Mayor Sam @ 12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM
11 Comments:
No more rampant condo conversions in violation of existing City law.
The Citizens of Los Angeles will FINALLY realize the Mayor is nothing but a dirty opportunist, charlatan, deceiver, and manipulater who is just using this position to skate into a higher office and finally recall his a--.
I hope that Measure R is tossed. These do-nothing overpaid clowncil members are shameless.
more bitch slapping
Demise of the "LA ANTONIA TIMES"
Bush Family buys LA TIMES
11. LA Times becomes a factual newspaper, instead of pure shlock
David Cain, write-in candidate in CD-2, miraculously beats Wendy Greuel in March 6 election.
Early in 2007, the ridiculous LA Mayor, Tony Vilar, or whatever his name is, resigns in lieu of public disclosure of ethics violation regarding acceptance of bribes from corporations like Home Depot.
As of January 1, 2007, developers in the City of Los Angeles are required to make public announcements, hold multiple hearings, and pay for extensive advertising of same, prior to being allowed to apply for anything including MNDs, Zone Changes, Subdivisions, or so much as going to the bathroom in the City of Los Angeles without the explicit permission of the citizens, first; and developers are barred from donating to politicians and their projects.
Violations of the above or any other city ordinances or rules will automatically require the violaters to serve six months minimum in the Los Angeles County Jail.
screw CD14, give me traffic signal sync'ing #1. Cant take this damn traffic.
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