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Thursday, July 20, 2006

"I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead In A . . . "

You probably know that Haley Joel Osment -- the "I see dead people" boy from "The Sixth Sense" -- was hospitalized early Thursday after he apparently lost control of his car while heading to his Los Angeles area home around 1:00 a.m.

Here's the really shocking part of the story: HE WAS DRIVING A 1995 SATURN!!! A 1995 SATURN!!! Oh, the Humanity!

A 1995 Saturn? What's up with that? Did his parents take all the money from the movie?

Well, at least he wasn't in a mini-van.

And now you know THE REST OF THE STORY, as Paul Harvey would say.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST IDIOTIC DUMBASS POSTS YOU HAVE EVER PLACED ON HERE Wacky Walter.

The kids money is in a trust until he is 21 and he lives on an "allowance" of $500.00 a month.

Was he involved in an accident with an illegal alien or are you chasing child stars now?

July 21, 2006 2:13 AM  

Blogger Walter Moore said:

This is L.A. -- of COURSE his car matters!

Lighten up, Captain Grumpy!

July 21, 2006 7:24 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh god..

The only thing I hate about Los Angeles (besides the way City Hall operates) is the fact that anyone cares what you drive. Shallow, boring.

The thing I liked about the post was, "Dumb People".

How on earth does one anonymous poster who is up at 2 AM find out how much money a minor actor gets for an allowance? Or was that printed in the paper?

July 21, 2006 12:02 PM  

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