"I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead In A . . . "
Here's the really shocking part of the story: HE WAS DRIVING A 1995 SATURN!!! A 1995 SATURN!!! Oh, the Humanity!
A 1995 Saturn? What's up with that? Did his parents take all the money from the movie?
Well, at least he wasn't in a mini-van.
And now you know THE REST OF THE STORY, as Paul Harvey would say.