"Tour de Feuer": Lying, Cheating and Stealing his way to become City Attorney?
Most notably, it caught my wife's attention first, rather than mine--and she's undoubtedly a better judge of impact than I am. Abundantly liberal but in her own trade far removed from politics, she's not really connected to any of these races, and when she read it said, "No way I'm voting for Mike Feuer," she said, and even seemed disappointed to learn that I still might. Mission accomplished! The yellow cover is perfect (view after the jump), and the inclusion of a headshot of John Shallman, Nuch's old campaign manager (see below right) who is now also running the Greuel for Mayor campaign, as one of the other top racers in this Tour de Sewer is a lovely touch. Someone sure knows how to please his client! Now, the thing about the text is--ouch--it's not very much of an elaboration. Of the CHEATS STEALS LIES trifecta, I'd say the one that answers to reality least is STEALS--but the other two are fairly fair game.
Of course, we must flashback to the 2009 classic Lapdog Weiss Piece when Shallman was not on the receiving end of the hit.