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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tea Baggers Get Played!

C'mon people, know what and who you are fighting before you revolt.



Blogger Phil Jennerjahn said:

O'Donnell is clueless and should do some research before shooting his mouth off on that ultra-lib station PMSNBC.

Californians are now paying over 9% SALES TAX and that started just this month, under the watchful eye of our Great Leader, Barry Hussein Obama.

These transactions affect us every day as we pay for goods and services here. It is the highest rate it has EVER been! Of course, Kool Aid drinking libs like O'Donnell won't bring that up. They are too busy kneeling and bowing to the Kool Aid Distributor-in-Chief.

Typical nonsense from the left.

The Tea Parties are also a protest against the aggressive behavior of our government against its citizens. I didn't vote for accelerated Socialism and neither did anyone I know.

It wasn't on the ballot.

April 15, 2009 7:35 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I hope you are not actually looking for a fair and balanced report from MSNBC are you? The network is unwatchable (especially the sportscaster Keith Olberman!).

They are protesting the Obama Administration attempt to powergrab by using the economic crisis to push through liberal ideas that have languished for decades.

Quoting Ram Emanuel, "You never want a serious crisis to go to waste. What I mean by that is it's an opportunity to do things that you think you could not do before. This is an opportunity. What used to be long-term problems -- be they in the health care area, energy area, education area, fiscal area, tax area, regulatory reform area -- things that we had postponed for too long that were long-term are now immediate and must be dealt with. And this crisis provides the opportunity for us, as I would say, the opportunity to do things that you could not do before."

To me, this is VERY scary rhetoric.

April 15, 2009 7:46 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe is mad because Prez Obama wants billions $$ more for the Afghanistan war plus reports say Guantanamo prisoners are treated worse on Barry O's watch. Boo-hoo welcome to real life morons.


April 15, 2009 8:20 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Higby what's the point of keeping Joe Barrett on the blog now that Home Depot has lost? I know you cozied up to the Sunland-Tujunga wingnuts and slept with the some of the women out there but the issue is over.

Joe is more vapid than Sarah Daddy Issues Spioza.

April 15, 2009 8:39 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The liberals are giving too much press to the tea parties. It only serves to energize them more.

April 15, 2009 8:46 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Dear Naive Phil:

That which you voted for, that which you are getting, was on the ballot. It came in the form of two presidential candidates who spent a painful amount of time discussing the issues.

Now you have a president who is doing what he said he'd do during the campaign.

The fact that your candidate lost, and your political point of view was rejected is one thing. Just suck it up. We had how many years of your guy as president and your people in control of Congress?

But shouldn't you be thankful that we have a president who is doing something and not just sitting around enjoying the title?

Oh, and by the way, anyone who disagress with you is not a socialist.

April 15, 2009 9:35 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The left is spending so much time trying to discredit these tea bag protests.....What are they so affraid of??? Average citizens expressing their dislike of current spending policies?? Are they affraid the luster is coming off of their messiah?? That he may look bad to the rest of the world?? That people are waking up to his socialist policies??? What are they so damned affraid of??? And the messiah is "unaware" of these protests....YA Right.....standing there with his fingers in his ears yelling la la la la.......I dont hear anything, la la la.....He best pay attention, this will only grow in size, as he tries to cram more and more socialism down our throats.

April 15, 2009 9:55 AM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

To Alger or whichever one of the three anonymous Obama lovers who regularly post on MS...

I don't need to call Obama a socialist or for him to be a socialist to be concerned.

Plain vanilla liberal Democratic policies are enough to concern me.

The old school Democrats like FDR, JFK, LBJ, HHH, etc. were big government types but they also understood the importance of the free market.

The new school leftists like Jimmah Carter, Teddy K, Yenta Nancy Pelosi, Yenta H Reid, etc. don't get that business not government drives America and always has.

Last night Howard Dean was on Big Mouth Olbermann saying that we need to relieve business of the burden of paying for health care so that US companies can compete with China and Canada where the government pays for health care. If the US Govt paid for health care businesses would have one less expense Dummy Dean was saying.

So - if the government pays for it where does the money come from? The Man in the Moon? No, it comes in higher taxes - so where are you relieving the burden?

I think even Obama gets that.

April 15, 2009 10:18 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I "teabagged" Higby in college.

April 15, 2009 10:40 AM  

Blogger pedro said:

O'Donnell is a doofus!

April 15, 2009 11:03 AM  

Blogger Brian said:

Someone needs to point out to Phil that President Obama did not raise our sales tax. The California legislature did, in a budget proposed by the Republican governor, with the votes of a few Republicans as well as the Democrats. The vote came lest than a month in to the presidency of Barack Obama.

Oh, and President Obama doesn't sit in the California legislature.

Blame him for raising income taxes on earners making more than $250,000.

Blame him for pushing bailouts of failed corporations.

Call his health care plans socialized medicine. (Of course, it only demonstrates your ignorance because no plan in Washington is socialized medicine.)

But blaming the President of the United States for your sales tax? Which is set by your state, county, and city government? Are you really that ignorant?

April 15, 2009 11:28 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Yep. He sure is. That's why he came in dead last in the Mayoral race.

April 15, 2009 11:32 AM  

Blogger Jim Alger said:

Michael Michael Michael... all I can do is shake my head.

You have a few shiny new nuts on board to provide a full throated defense of your teabagging love fest. Your newest nutjob Phil doesn't even understand the basic concept of States rights to set tax policy. He sadly blames President Obama for a tax pushed through by a Republican Governor thet the President has no constitutional authority to stop. No, instead he has to refer to the President of the United States in derogatory terms proving yet again how low the right wing will go.

Perhaps you guys will be teabagging together today? You have managed to stoop to a new low with this whole nonsense. I give you guys one thing, you letting it alll hang out there so we can all see what your made of.

I thought you opposed astro-turf campaigns?

Nevermind. Consistency has never been important to you.

April 15, 2009 11:59 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I thought Liberals were sensitive to the plight of the Homeless yet look how Alger calls Zuma "smelly vagrant"!!

April 15, 2009 12:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

jim, once you teabag your testicles in higby's face, all is forgiven.

April 15, 2009 12:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

1216pm is THE comment of the decade

April 15, 2009 12:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I don't see Alger calling zuma dogg a smelly vagrant. But he's right that phil gendergone is a nutjob.

However he's wrong to blame Arnold for this tax increase -- it's only necessary because Democrats wouldn't cut costs or let him cap the state's expenses when he wanted to years ago. So now there's a bipartisan effort to trim the deficit from both ends, cutting costs and raising taxes.

NOT an ideal situation for anyone because neither side/ party was willing to give til they jointly created this hole. Arnold's taking the heat from both sides as a result, as if he should have just smashed all their heads together. Maybe he should have.

April 15, 2009 12:54 PM  

Anonymous g said:


April 15, 2009 1:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

heres a great libral blog for you

April 15, 2009 2:44 PM  

Anonymous Zuma's Press Deputy said:

When you see who is showing up to these Tea Bag parties, I wonder if these people are even in the $250,000 salary range of the people who will be paying the 3% more, once this tax repeal expires.

So it's really not a new tax, or tax hike, because it is a repeal that is expiring, and is only going to apply (from what they are saying) to people in the $250,000 income range.

AND, if you ARE a small business owner and your business is tied into your own money, and all that stuff...the 3% difference that this will cause, only applies to PROFITS, once all the payroll, and related business expenses and write-offs are applied. So it's only on the profits if that applies to your situation.

So unless you are someone in the $250,000 range, you may be nothing but a prop if you are showing up to these rallies to protest what you are perceiving as new and higher taxes.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT STATE STUFF...I'm talking about these national tea parties.

I think the people making the big money are just testing out their "action" button, like a fire drill, to see if they can show some political clout. But I hope the people protesting this aren't just being used as props for the people who are against this.

I know by the time you are making that much money, you may not have as much of a problem with paying the extra 3% to prevent a complete meltdown and full blown depression, with makes like much more than 3% less fun.

Anyway, this is really outside of my local jurisdiction, but some of these tea bag parties are inside my local jurisdiction. And ZD doesn't like people to be used as political props, as you know.

Especially, if they are scared into thinking it is going to affect them, when it won't.

April 15, 2009 2:48 PM  

Anonymous ed reyes ad hoc publicity machine said:

meanwhile, it looks like Ed reyes has a brand new shiny blog.councilman 'crybaby'? this looks like the future for all of these losers.

April 15, 2009 3:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

seriously, who doesn't get what about this...

1. tea bag 2332 up, 378 down
(v). To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.
Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her.
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho Jan 23, 2003 share this
2. Tea Bag 1427 up, 576 down
to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping
i tea baged joe at teh sleepover
by Dude Dan Jan 16, 2003 share this
3. Tea Bag 976 up, 201 down
(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.
Shut up or I'll tea bag you


April 15, 2009 3:08 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

White House Blogger Jim Alger said:

"he has to refer to the President of the United States in derogatory terms proving yet again how low the right wing will go"

Higby - please reprint all the vulgar crap Alger wrote about Bush.

Tell Obama you're worth every penny, pinhead!

April 15, 2009 4:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jim Alger must be working with John and Ken to sandbag the Tea Parties and the Republicans.

Turn on KFI right now. They're protesting the Republican tea baggers and I swore I heard Alger on there.

April 15, 2009 4:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Obviously, Higby doesn't read these comments, or else Mr. Censor would've deleted the comment about teabagging him in college, and how all is forgiven by Higby once his latest man-friend does this to him. Dumbass.

April 15, 2009 5:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

4:56: What you talking about? Aren't Jon & Ken and McIntyre and all the screamers pimping FOR the anti-tax tea parties?

April 15, 2009 6:08 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

Phil, you're a nice guy, but you are absolutely wrong on this issue. The real "nonsense" is that so many misguided people have been duped into thinking they are protesting a personal federal tax increase. It's not going to happen. Today's middle class protesters were merely acting at the behest (or manipulation) of the wealthy, and I didn't see any of the wealthy show up on their own behalf. It was a puppet show, and you all did exactly what the string pullers wanted. That's what I call "sheeple", AKA "astroturf".
Very entertaining!

April 15, 2009 7:53 PM  

Blogger Phil Jennerjahn said:


Why don't you remove your head from your rear end before you post??

I was criticizing that "nutjob" liberal O'Donnell who said on the video that Americans are not paying higher taxes since Obama became President.


Obama was sworn in in January. California raised its sales tax to 9% starting in April.

Care to dispute that?

And yes, we do have a Republican as Governor, but he is a RINO!! He is damaging the party with his behavior. He was loudly booed at opening night for the Lakers...(I was there).

The California Legislature has been dominated by the Democrats for decades and they always push for more taxes and more control.

I don't even know why I bother explaining to you. You're a lib.

You live in a fantasy world.

April 15, 2009 9:00 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

Phil, there is a thing called a state, and a thing called the United States.
They are not the same thing.
You may be paying 9% in California (that's a state).
You will not see a tax increase in the United States (that's a country).
C'mon dude, get it together!

April 15, 2009 9:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Great Higby a meeting of the minds with Alger, Joe B and Gendergone none of whom know what they are talking about. Tweedledum, Tweedledumber and Tweedledumbest.

With these three clowns ironically Zuma Dogg is the one who makes the most sense.

Congrats fatass you have jumped the shark!

April 15, 2009 10:38 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

10:38 of course offers no analysis of the protest, tax rates, etc., but instead uses his keyboard time to attack those that are. Loser.

April 15, 2009 11:24 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

There is nothing to analyze. It's a stupid protest and Gendergone, Algergone and Joegone are the Three Stooges of Mayor Sam. They are saying nothing that can be analyzed.

That makes you a clown too!

April 15, 2009 11:39 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It is sad when you have Joe B lecturing dummy Phil and Joe doesn't know anymore than Phil. Then Zuma Mutt winds up making the most sense.

April 15, 2009 11:41 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

What a bunch of wackos at the Van Nuys tea party. Kinda a scary bunch. If you can imagine the Kevin James nut job crowd all in one place. I filmed it. Turned out to be comedy.

April 16, 2009 3:04 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What's happening in this city?????? Zooma Dogg is calling people crazy? Isn't he the homeless, begging, vagrant who ran for Mayor and come in 19th place?

Talk about the pothead calling the kettle black!!!

April 16, 2009 8:25 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

I posted video coverage of the Van Nuys tea bag party on YouTube and my blog.

April 16, 2009 10:31 AM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

Zuma Dogg said: If you can imagine the Kevin James nut job crowd all in one place. I filmed it. Turned out to be comedy.Bahahahaha! I CAN imagine the Kevin James nut jobs crowded all in one place. AND THE MENTAL PICTURE IS HILARIOUS! I can only imagine the video is pure comedy gold. PURE COMEDY GOLD!

Were there any Furries there, ZD?


April 16, 2009 12:06 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

valley doll, embedded video player loaded with nuttiness on my blog, or check my ZD youtube page. About 11 videos.

April 16, 2009 2:09 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Kevin James knows that Dave Saltsburg is a joke with his political Swiss Army Knife, "Dr." Deming's 14 points.

Zuma tell us the truth about how Dr. Deming was a fraud in Japan.

Zuma Bitch can't stand that Kevin didn't want to tea bag him.

April 16, 2009 4:11 PM  

Blogger Jim Alger said:

So Phil, according to your bass ackwards logic, they are protesting in Texas because of California State Sales Taxes?

Fox News sponsored this ridiculous spectacle because local taxes were to high? And I have my head up my rear end?

People don't like paying taxes... stop the presses. Breaking news there.

Fact is that a fraction of 1% of the people who didn't vote for Obama showed up to these events and they were way off the message the right wingnuts were spinning.

Some don't like Obama's birth status... because they know better than the US Supreme Court.

Some don't like the spending... because they know better than Nobel prize winning economists.

Some are protesting a federal tax increase that doesn't exist yet and wouldn't apply to them anyway.

Some think Obama's a socialist, apparently unaware of what that even means and missing the irony of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Welfare, disability, Unemployment etc. I suppose they want all of those socialist programs to go away as well.

Some believe we are entering a time of "tyranny" in the United States, apparently unaware that we hold elections.

There was even a bunch of folks who said they weren't opposing Obama, but some larger "big government" vague bogey man.

Then there was the Govorner of Texas who wants "nothing to do" with the Federal Government... perhaps we could get our Billions of dollars back, stop building the fence, and alert FEMA that there services are no longer needed in Galvaston.

There were those who were criticizing "wastefull spending" while trying to dump a million teabags in Laffayette Square... apparently the irony escaping them.

And then there are people like you, who are just pissed that your side lost the election, your party has no leadership, no ideas, no clue, and no power.

Your problem Phil isn't that I don't know what I am talking about. Your problem is that we know more than you. Now go back to your right wing sandbox and think up some original material instead of spewing out Fox News talking points and name calling. Oh, and that is Prsident Obama sir... you don't have to respect the man, but the least you could do is respect the office.

April 16, 2009 4:36 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

LOL 411pm Will Dave to post them on YouTube? yeas to the chinzzle.

April 16, 2009 4:45 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Recess is over. Time for you kids to go back to class.

April 16, 2009 4:59 PM  

Anonymous The Ugly American said:

What a bunch of wackos at the Van Nuys tea party. Kinda a scary bunch.Yeah, I guess a few hundred veterans, senior citizens, parents & kids and generally harmless valley folks all peacefully exercising their right to free speech without setting anything on fire would seem kinda scary.

Everyone was so wacko out of their minds that it took only two bike cops to contain our rage.

C'mon Dogg...you're a lot smarter than this.

April 16, 2009 6:05 PM  

Anonymous The Ugly American said:

BTW, Dogg I find it rather amusing how you sit here and criticize us while noticing that everyone in your videos where quite warm and welcoming towards you.

Trust me, after I circulate your comments amongst the other TCOT members, we'll be sure to give you a more "wacky" reception during our next round of protests.

April 16, 2009 6:22 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh my Higby this is funny...

Jennerjahn and Alger debating like they know what they're talking about.

Two clowns who have never held real jobs but must have trust funs so they can play like they're in politics.

We've been clowned!

April 16, 2009 9:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mr Ugly,

I think Zuma is trying to rebrand himself as a liberal so he can get a job from Valley Dolt or Alger or Roderick.

I am sure Zuma would love to work for Obama.

April 16, 2009 10:00 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:


Did you see some of the stuff the "celebrities" were saying? And some of the stuff the general people were saying was just nutty if you are tagging it all on the President. It seemed like a "pile on" session for some. These types of events always draw out wackos who are going to protest everything, all the time, without really knowing the ins and outs of the issue. IT'S FUN! So get over it crybaby. You don't think there were wackos there? O.K., it reminded me of a council committee meeting. Maybe I should say, "the crowd contained a percentage of your typical wackos." But again, was this about Obama's first 90 days...or a pile on session for everything that miffs you?

When you start talking about him bowing to the Saudi guy; and where's his birth certificate; and what about his aunt; and all that...


Yeah, it's a wacko fest at that point. When you have "celebrities" on stage dragging God's name into this rally and all that...

you gotta live with the fact that ZD used the term "wackos."

What do you think that kid knows about socialism? And doesn't it scare an innocent kid when you have him hold a sign saying he is scared?

April 17, 2009 1:35 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Valley Dolt has a job? Besides her own blog? What is it?

But you're right that zuma seems to be a lot nicer to Antonio and Jack Weiss, maybe hoping to latch onto the Obama train and get a job with the administration but it's way too late, too much water under the bridge, over the dam, spilt all over and forever on google. That's the thing about the internet, your words live forever.

Besides I think Obama has enough Deming experts.

April 17, 2009 1:41 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Actually in all fairness, Alger's post seems pretty spot on. Phil made a stupid remark clearly equating California taxes with Barack Obama, as if he could do anything about it.

These protesters didn't really know why they were there... absolute tools.

April 17, 2009 6:24 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Higby investigate this:

ZD is now proBama.

ZD needed money.

Alger and his basement bloggers sent a little PayPal love?

ZD blogs and agitates proBama.

April 17, 2009 9:10 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Am I proBama? Thank you for letting me know. I thought I was just anti-wacko. I do find it interesting that ZD is such talk of the town because I didn't like the energy or tone of a lot of the nuttiness I encountered at the Van Nuys Tea Party. Anyway, keep talking about me, I guess? Like Rod Stewart said, "I'm in your heart, I'm in your soul." And you can't stop obsessing over my comments and actions. I WIN! I AM IN CONTROL!

April 17, 2009 9:25 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

"zuma seems to be a lot nicer to Antonio and Jack Weiss, maybe hoping to latch onto the Obama train and get a job with the administration."

You are so nutty? I hope you are being an idiot on purpose, just for blogging-fun purposes.

Am I being nicer?!?! I don't think the mayor's office thinks I have been nicer? And WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU THINK BEING NICER TO DOUCHETONIO & WEISSASS would get me a job with Obama? WHAT THE HELL DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH OBAMA?

I think being less nice to Villar (not nicer) would get me a job more quickly with Obama, anyway!

And yeah, there are a couple Deming experts in Washington, and I can't wait until Obama starts talking that shiznit. At the end of the day though, it will still be tough to find a better Deming 14 point consultant than ZD, anyway. Sorry, that's just the way it is. THOSE experts read THIS expert! HELL YEAH! Why do you think Deming sent me the letter and why do you think it was published with such accolaids. Why do you think Anthony Robbins BOWED DOWN to ONE person on stage in the history of his seminars...THERE IS A REASON ZD IS THE GREAT ZD!!!

And there is a reason I walk into a room and become a phenomenon. IT'S SOMETHING YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER BE ABLE TO CAPTURE OR ACHIEVE.

That is why I am laughing at your frustration level, that ZD has rocked your world for THREE YEARS, you cannot get over, you are helpless and powerless, and you are a two-faced, emotionally unstable, loser. And I don't think you can help that, at this point.

April 17, 2009 9:36 AM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

The Ugly American Said: Yeah, I guess a few hundred veterans, senior citizens, parents & kids and generally harmless valley folks all peacefully exercising their right to free speech without setting anything on fire would seem kinda scary.

Everyone was so wacko out of their minds that it took only two bike cops to contain our rage.

C'mon Dogg...you're a lot smarter than this.
Ha ha! And apparently you're not. ZD wasn't talking about VIOLENT SCARY, he was talking about STUPID SCARY.

Thanks for making my point! Have a lovely weekend Teabagger!

hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Teabaggers!

Thx 4 teh lulz!


April 17, 2009 11:58 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


She captured a coyote illegally.

April 17, 2009 12:54 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


How much more idiotic can you get?

What are you in control of besides begging for money or a bed to sleep in. That's what you call winning?
I don't think you'll find anyone who wants to trade lives with you.

April 17, 2009 1:10 PM  

Anonymous The Ugly American said:

Because if anyone would know about teabagging, it's Valley Cunt.

You also have a wonderful weekend felching your kid's Salvadorian nanny, you fat whore.

See....now that's wacky.

April 17, 2009 7:13 PM  

Anonymous The Ugly American said:

ZD: I won't deny that some of the messages had nothing to do with bailouts, taxes and stimulus pork. Frankly, I wish people would've focused on those rather than making it into a "Let's Bash Obama" protest.

But unlike liberal "we never met a protest we didn't like" protesters, most conservatives in attendance that day were pretty new to the civil disobedience game.

If anything, the lack of coordination and confused messaging only proves that this was not GOP astroturfing, as some have claimed.

My problem with your comment was that you appeared to paint all of us with a very large "wacko" brush, rather than simply referring to the few....and I do mean VERY few...misguided folks who we allowed to peacefully assemble alongside us.

Perhaps we should have taken a page from the liberal playbook by screaming and yelling at them and placed our placards in front of theirs so as to fully stifle their right to free speech.

Again, we're still kinda new to all of this.

"Wacko" protesters show up at both left and right-leaning events. They are really nothing new under the sun.

Lastly, if you're going to film us, the least you can do is be a bit more intellectually honest about your intentions.

Of course, you are under no obligation to do so but I've always found you to be a rather fair and decent person.

At least up until now.

April 17, 2009 8:03 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

To: Mr. Somewhat of a Crybaby But Not THAT Bad

"My problem with your comment was that you appeared to paint all of us with a very large "wacko" brush, rather than simply referring to the few....and I do mean VERY few...misguided folks who we allowed to peacefully assemble alongside us."

[Well, I'm sorry it appeared that way to you. Part of it was based on the people in the crowd and their response. Damn, did you watch my videos. When I agreed with the person, I echoed the sentiment. I agree these events are always going to bring out the wackos no matter which party, ABSOLUTLEY! But PUH-LEASE don't say it was "VERY few." It was "Some non-wackos." AND, I should have noted, the biggest wackos were the ones onstage. YIKES!]

Lastly, if you're going to film us, the least you can do is be a bit more intellectually honest about your intentions. [Oh my goodness, now you are in REAL, FULL-BLOWN boo-hoo-hoo crybaby turf. I think I state my intentions at the beginning of the segment. I REALLY THINK YOU ARE, first of all, really elevating me into some status reserved for elected officials or a news organization. WOW, I sure blindsided all those people by asking them a question and giving them the opportunity to answer. YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I EDITED THE SEGMENTS AND TWISTED THINGS AROUND. IT'S UNEDITED FOOTAGE??? THEY COULD HAVE ANSWERED HOWEVER THEY WANTED? If I was the wrong, dumb, bad-guy, it would have come across that way, and maybe to some it did. It's basically the same thing I did at the N'Sync concert and American Idol auditions. Half the people think I am paying tribue to American Idol, but half the people think I am making fun of them. IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU LIKE AMERICAN IDOL OR NOT IN THE FIRST PLACE! It's called art, and video is my medium and I am the undisputed master of our generation, compared to Lenny Bruce and Andy Kaufman; causually refered to as an "icon" based on the public access airings of my art (like a museum showing on TV); and it goes up hill from there in the accolaid department. Sorry I am not being more "intellectually honest." Zuma Dogg will try to be less deciteful. Perhaps a class action lawsuit should be filed against me by those poor, unknowing suspects who were decieved by my lack of honesty. (Tissue please!)]

Of course, you are under no obligation to do so but I've always found you to be a rather fair and decent person.

At least up until now.

[OH NO, HEY HIGBY!!! WHO COULD THIS POSTER POSSIBLY BE??? I HAVE NO IDEA??? I've always been rather fair and decent, AT LEAST UP UNTIL NOW...

Oh no...Gretsky is down on the ice!!! Batman has turned to crime!!! Down goes Tyson! Is Zuma Dogg no longer a fair and decent person? It appears as though he is NOT. Oh the humanity. It's the worst thing since the Hindenberg going down.

O.K., I take back the part where I said you weren't that much of a crybaby loser. You need 9-1-1 Emergency Crybaby Response.

April 18, 2009 11:49 AM  

Anonymous The Ugly American said:

ZD: Okay, so you're not a fair and decent person. Sorry for the compliment.

Sheesh dude...and to think I almost considered voting for you. Gawd forbid an iconic narcissist such as yourself might have accidentally shook the hand of a loser, pussy-ass voter like me.

Oh wait...you already did.

BTW, I am and have always commented here as The Ugly American.

I also frequently comment at LAist, LA Metroblogs and many of the top conservative blogs.

In short, I am not a freakin' sock puppet.

I've tried to maintain a respectful dialogue here with you but apparently you're incapable of dropping that silly street image long enough to have any sort serious interaction with a real human being.

No worries...I won't be bothering you about this again.

The thread is yours ...I'm gonna go cry into my pillow now.

April 18, 2009 3:23 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Good. I'm sure you will be able to carry on with your life just fine without me.

April 19, 2009 10:18 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Nice respectful dialouge calling valley doll the "c" word. Oh, I have loads of respect for you. So sorry am I am not at all impressed with you. Buh-bye!

April 19, 2009 10:19 AM  

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