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This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
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"The winners of the 2008 Weirdest Man-Hug Award were announced today..."
"If unsuccessful in his presidential bid, candidate John McCain will attempt to join the Detroit Lions as a defensive back. As a preview, McCain clotheslined President George W. Bush at a recent rally."
President Bush and Senator McCain express relief that Mayor Sam has moved up one point on the BNN Top 20.
"Perhaps the only good reason to vote Yes on Prop 8"
George, I think Jack Hoff is a goat.
"Yo! We're gonna need fresh linens over here!"
What is up with Jack Hoff? Does he ride a goat through East Pacoima?
Mister Higby, I believe Jack drives more than 1,000 sheep down Hollywood Blvd., thereby violating a City ordinance which bans such a practice.
I've a typo on my last comment - I meant to post 2,000 - not 1,000.
'Bush's Bromance'
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News story Nov 5th ...
Now that McCain and Propositin 8 were both defeated on Nov. 4, George W. Bush and John McCain will be moving to California to legalize their mutual love for each other.
In related news, Mayor Sam's blog will be posting as many pictures of Obama close to any man he can find on the Internet in an attempt to piss of Joe B.
He's still choking! You do the Heimlich from the back!! From behind!!! OH GRANDPA!!!!
Good grief! President Bush needs to get back into shape! He's gained at least 30 pounds!
"I'm begging you, please, I'll do anything if you just stay the hell away from my campaign events"
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