Ask Haikula Anything
It's a new week, and time for something new: Ask Haikula Anything (A-HA).I will summon up the wisdom of Endora, Jeannie and Carol Brady to answer the world's tough questions, from the election, Mayor Swindle-raigosa, or the Dodgers' chances of getting past the first round of the playoffs. Or anything else that is within my purview.
But for the Love of Licorice, please ask something new and refreshing, rather than "Do you trust O'bama (sic) the Muslim" or "Do you agree that Palin is a hick."
So post a question, and remember to "Trust Your Haikula."
(I will gather the questions and respond - to the interesting ones - in a new post.)
Labels: Ask Haikula Anything, Barack Obama, Carol Brady, Endora, Jeannie, mayor antonio villaraigosa, sarah palin
Posted by Shelby York @ 9/29/2008 09:07:00 AM
40 Comments:
Is your "friend" really your lover?
Where's Mirthala?
Why did Jeannie's sister wear blue?
Haiku: Did Tony Villar fly to Cuba and then try to cover it up?
What did Tony Villar do with those 80 FAKE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHES?
Haiku, two questions:
1) Was the Baroque Period neither Baroque nor a period?
2) Will you marry me?
Will EAA prevail against SEIU 721's decertificcation effort?
Is Obama qualified to be President?
Higby, the answer to your second question depends on Haikula's answer to the question at 9:55. . . Is Haikula's female friend actually Haikula's partner in the Eric Garcetti sense of the word?
Is it true what they say about Blimmy Jackman?
Why is Oprah a rasist pig?
How about will someone buy me a new laptop for my birthday?
These are so funny you people!
First of all, I don't believe that I indicated the gender of my blogging podnuh. The Eric Garcetti question is funny, but I guess you don't know that his podnuh is a straight female.
Higs, the Haikula can't marry you, since she is presently involved with someone, although it is not the aforementioned podnuh. Besides you too successful, American Joe.
10:44, what do they say about Blimmy Jackman, other than that his breath is bad?
Keep the questions coming. Me likey and will prepare a response.
Trust your Haikula.
My question is who's the angry guy who loses it everytime Sarah Palin is mentioned on this blog?
Okay Haiku if I can't have you, how about a laptop? (And no not the kind of laptop certain west valley council staffers got at the Frisky Kitty but the kind that has a keyboard and gets Google).
And I am sorry this may doom me as some sort of fascist (though I am AGAINST Prop 8) but straight men should just not call their girlfriends "partners" no matter how "progressive" it sounds. It's utterly so generic and sanitary to lose all pretense of romance. Even gay people are starting to use "boyfriend" "girlfriend" "husband" "wife"
Let me make it perfectly clear: this kind of laptop, not the one the CD west valley boys get:
http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/
Mayor Sam Higby hates straight people! You are an anti-heteroic and gender preference-ist.
1:10
Answer: Todd Palin
How should I vote on all those state propositions?
I don't want to read all that and sort through the arguments and facts. I'm in a lazy mood.
Do you get paid to write for this blog?
These questions are more disappointing than the acting career of the guy who played "Chuck" on the first season of "Happy Days."
We can do better!
Does Alex P. Keaton drink milk shakes?
How come Liberals always threaten to leave the country if their guy loses? And how come they never follow through?
When is ICE coming to Los Angeles?
SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) - Federal immigration authorities say more than 1,150 people have been arrested in a special three-week sweep in California.
The sweep targeted those who ignored deportation orders or returned to the U.S. illegally after being deported.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman Virginia Kice said Monday that more than 400 of those arrested were from Los Angeles and several Southern California counties.
ICE teams from San Francisco and San Diego also participated in the sweep, which concluded Saturday.
Good afternoon Miss Haiku (kisses hand and gives Haiku LA a dazzling smile):
I have a question for you: Who is the person(s) who received a discipline memo for cooperating with the LA Weekly author and who signed said memo? (Winks) In other words, how many sots does it take to wield an axe, savvy?
I'm waiting for Sean Penn and Alec Baldwin to move to France like they said they would when Bush won.
Haikula, can I have a laptop, too?
I'm not fussy; I'll take either kind.
Who the hell is Eddie Wonker?
Here's one for Haikula- why would a woman want to be called "partner" by her man?
Excellent. Ex-cellent.
As Endora might chant:
Eye of Frog, Toe of Newt
Thoughts on these I'll have to shoot.
Yes, my friends, the day is ripe.
To your questions, tonight I'll type.
When is ICE coming to Los Angeles?
Hopefully soon. I haven't seen the ICE CAPADES since Dorothy Hamel skated for them, and by golly, I don't want to miss this latest show.
Please bring ICE to LA. We need the entertainment.
Uh oh sorry I guess I missed the protocol here: Haikula, when will the Ice Capades come back to LA?
Can Walter Moore beat Tony Villar?
I'm first on the list for both a laptop and to be Haiku's new partner when she gets tired of the current one.
Yes, for Haiku, I would call myself a partner though I am certain she prefers to call her partner "her man."
Has John McCain resumed that campaign that he said he'd suspend until a bailout agreement was reached?
Does this count as another flipflop, campaign rhetoric, lie, or mistake by a goofy old man?
6:40, "goofy old man:" -- I presume that phrase would qualify Joe Biden as said goof. My reference point is his comment about the Great Depression when FDR addressed the American people on a televised broadcast.
Mister Higby @ 3:12 - I'm still waiting for Cher to leave.
"There once was a woman named Cher
For Republicans she didn't much care.
She actually said (I've reflected),
'I'll leave if Bush is elected!'
But hasn't so far as I'm aware!"
Is O'Bama part Irish?
Why hasn't Higby posted a trubute to Paul Newman?
I find it odd that our left-leaning Democrat legislators pass laws against smoking, but are curiously silent when confronted with the reality that their Presidential nominee smokes cigarettes.
Your comments, Haikula?
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