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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Haiku: Wong's Wang Wrung

Here's an afternoon haiku for those who are tired of the media losin' it over a nothing earthquake:

Bonaventure girls.
Hot "Rub & Tug" services.
For Leland & Troy.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I remember well the campaign of Hahn and Villaraigosa. Also, remember that Cynthia Ruiz was appointed by Hahn but then fired when she was found to be a campaign manager aka fundraiser for Villaraigosa, in spite of being appointed by Hahn. Then Mayor Sam came along. Share the news with everyone. Pay to Play became the hit headliner. Now look who's pay to playing. Maybe no one is getting sexual favors during afternoon massages, but they may as well because the type of favors that are being given are city jobs. So Wong may have done wrong but Villaraigosa is a mentirosa and babosa. Pay to play is happening now. So what's the difference? No one is crying foul. At least not yet.....

July 29, 2008 8:45 PM  

Blogger Valley Doll said:

ohmygawdiloveyouforever.

if only for the title of today's little gem, you rock harder than the quake.

xoxo

July 29, 2008 9:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thanks Valley Doll! I probably should have waited to post it until tomorrow.

It'll be lost forever once Wednesday's Hot Sheet comes out!

Ask whoever is doing the Hot Sheet to make it part of it! Keep Wong's Wang Wrung alive!

July 29, 2008 10:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Leland Wong will be playing a different kind of rub and tug soon.

Word is that he may not have to do much jail time, that is, IF...

(Big "IF") If he decides to come clean and give them the guys they have been wanting the whole time.

We all know who they are, Hell, they must be quaking in their Gucci loafers right about now. Leastways, I would if I were one of them.

Will Leland sing, or, will he take his jailtime like a ... , well, er, I think we all know what he will become in that environment. They are waiting for a cute guy like him.

I'm betting he is cutting a deal as we blog.

July 30, 2008 1:18 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

He's either cutting a deal or buying up a stock of K-Y Jelly.

Actually, I am surprised he didn't cut a deal long ago, but probably they wanted some jail time for him and he didn't want to take it.

Now, he has little choice.

Will Leland Man-Up and take the long sentence, or will he spill the beans on his former best buddies?

Tune in around September 25th for the next installment.

P.S. The prosecutor, Max Huntsman, is asking for the full ten years...

July 30, 2008 9:28 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Poor poor Leland Wong.
He loves to pay for hookers.
Now Troy has screwed him.

Troy Edwards likes sex
and Leland Wong likes to pay.
Troy was just too young.

Troy - too much power,
He must know where bodies are.
What was Hahn thinking?

Karma is bad Troy
And you did some stupid things.
Favors are not good.

July 31, 2008 2:43 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

HE WAS MAN ENOUGH TO NOT POINT THE FINGER TO OTHER PEOPLE AND GOT SCREWED. NOT FAIR AT ALL.

October 15, 2008 11:50 PM  

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