Jack Hoff's "This Just In!": Easter Bunny Endorses Waldman For AD40
Breaking News: In a late-Sunday night speech to The San Fernando Valley Progressive Christian Democrats Between The Ages Of Five And Six, a tired Easter Bunny endorsed Stuart Waldman for Assembly District 40...
...at least, that's what the Waldman camp claimed after reviewing the enclosed videotape.
Labels: AD40, easter bunny, jack hoff, stuart waldman
Posted by Anonymous @ 3/25/2008 08:44:00 PM
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Jack Hoff should get back to hawking his lubricant on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoINj1yFb4M
Wait, you mean Paula Boland and Dan McCrory haven't endorsed him yet?
Jack, I hope that bunny wasn't harmed in making this video, cause those animal rights activists will be at your door.
Jack Hoff is an idiot.
Have you ever smelled a Jack Hoff fart?
Bart Reed have you ever smelled Jack Hoff's farts? They are damn nasty!
10:23p, Nasty? Never. Wicked? Yes!
Mayor Sam,
One day I was driving and driving through Saugus. I went up one street and down another. I saw some kids in the park and an old guy named Elmer sitting on a bench.
Later I was walking on the street and saw a Salvadoran woman named Gladys selling hot dogs, they were tasty. I kept walking and saw the sun it was very bright.
When it was 3:30 I saw two old black ladies in a laundrymat watching Oprah. I kept walking and bought a Dr. Pepper.
So I was walking around Saugus and then it was 4:00 p.m. and my friend Herman was watching Channel 7 news. I had some pan ducle which was quite good.
When it got to be a little later I looked up in the sky and saw a man flying. Not in an airplane or a helicopter or a blimp but he was just flying around and around on his home.
It was then I realized it was Jack Hoff and he was flying on the power of his own farts.
Jack Hoff flies around Saugus on the power of his own farts. You might that find very intersting and would like to put it on YouTube.
Your posts about Jack Hoff reveal that you are childish and boring.
As Jack Hoff's posts often are. Lesson Higby: not all good commenters make good Bloggers.
What do you mean? Jack Hoff is fantastic, just look at all the great comments his posts inspire.
I am sure there are media services all over L.A. making offers to Jack Hoff, he will be famous!!
We may see Jack Hoff on that other blog which has a 8,0000,000,000,000 hits a day. Zuma get ready to add Jack Hoff to your L.A. Daily blog.
Look, 9:10a and 9:28a, for three weeks I've been trying to do the good people of Los Angeles a favor by killing off this blog and it's just not working! Every week, more and more people are logging on. This sucks.
Will try to double my efforts.
As for the angry Waldman-ites, if I can't have fun with the "front-runner," whom do you suggest? Healey gets bashed here every couple of weeks already, McCrory has facial hair but no money (I'm sure that's connected somehow...), and Blumenfield is quiet quiet quiet -- which gives me absolutely nothing to go on...
Frankly, I may have to come out in support of candidate Waldman just so I can have something to write about through November.
I love Jack Hoff and can't stand Stuart.
Where does that leave me? Luckily, in another district!
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