This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
28 Comments:
Anonymous said:
Caption contest!
Entry 1: "No, YOU'RE a bigger whore!"
solomon said:
Entry 2: "Wanna see my tattoo?"
Anonymous said:
Mayor: So then I put them on the bus, and sent them to the polls and told the poll workers to look the other way or they would be fired...
Paris: Oh mayor, you're so strategic.
Mayor: Yeah, I know Stevie Wonder. We did a duet last week, like he did with Paul McCartney in the 80's.
Paris: Maybe you can sing on my next record?
Mayor: Yeah, I would also like to make a video with you. I've heard you like to do that. I live in a huge mansion.
Paris: I have a special camera that films even in the dark.
Mayor: I did 500 sit ups today.
Paris: That's hot.
Mayor: I AM hot!
Anonymous said:
The title of this picture should be "The Two Biggest Whores in L.A." - these scumbags deserve each other.
Anonymous said:
When will "HIS POLLONESS" call a press conference and proclaim that Paris Hilton is the offical "DUMB BLOND OF LOS ANGELES" ?? BTW, did anybody notice the cropping of the photo ?? What finger is not expose in the photo ?
"RED SPOT OF REASON IN CD 14"
Anonymous said:
While this photo is priceless, who wants to start the pool as to when Antonio calls the press conference to announce that he is indeed the father of Anna Nicole's baby.
Anonymous said:
Gawd! How did he get so close to her... eat a ton of Liserine strips?
Anonymous said:
Caption: "I think my wife would love to meet you... Would you like to visit with us at the Mayor's official residence??? She might be there...or she might not be...."
Anonymous said:
12.28 am must be the winner.
Anonymous said:
caption:
"My mister mayor, what sweaty skin you have."
Anonymous said:
'I am the first latino Paris groupie"
Anonymous said:
Paris: Does size really matter?
Antonio: ?
Anonymous said:
I can appoint you to be one of my Deputy Mayors.
Anonymous said:
YES WE ALL KNOW THERE IS ABOUT SEVEN OTHER PICTURES WITH THIS SAME SHOT. EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE 'POSING'~ I DIG THE SENSE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE THAT.... CHEESE SMILE. SEEMING TO BE MORE RELAXED IN CONVERSTION, BEING CELEBRITIES, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. (I DID NOTICE THE GLASS EMPTY:)
ROSE HILLS REVIEW
ANTHONY MANZANO
Anonymous said:
ok if you guys are going to get all excited about this photo let's clear things up:
The Mayor was stopping by to say hello to another hollywood director who called the mayor over to say hello. The Mayor sits down (that is not his empty glass or food). The adjacent table next the hollywood director whom the mayor was saying hello had a "reserve" sign on it.
suddenly paris shows up since that table was reserved for her -- she says hi to the big time director - which is when the photo in question is taken. mayor doesn't even acknowledge her -- he gets up 2 seconds later since someone else was asking him something. to be clear again -- she's not even looking at the Mayor in the photo she is looking past him, and he is engaged in conversation with someone else.
And while their paths crossed there wasn't even a handshake or hello.
I know the truth pops the fun bubble of insanity you bloggers hold firm to -- but this was a funny photo with nothing significant about it.
truth isn't all that much fun huh...
Anonymous said:
Dear Mayor staffer 2:29,
If you're looking to find a forum where folks really are taking this serious, go here.
Anonymous said:
2:29 = mav
Anonymous said:
WE all know Paris has "daddy" issues that's why she's so screw up. We all know Antonio loves the much younger girls. Wasn't it posted he's had affairs with Dora Garcia and that Jeanne Caron? Its all over city hall his fetish for the young ones. Picture is priceless Mayor Sam
Anonymous said:
MT,
Don't trip. Je-zus...Just having some fun. No one's going to be indicted or re-called. I don't think anyone on this blog things Antonio has a chance with Hilton. He might be able to get Monica Garcia, but he's no Gavin Newsome.
Anonymous said:
See this picture? It's a photo of Paris Hilton giggling and chilling with Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles. It was taken at a post-Grammy party this past weekend. That's right, it was taken after the revelation that Paris casually uses the words "n---er" and "fa--ot."
Great, Antonio. Did you forget that you preside over a city that claims a 10 percent black population and one of the largest gay enclaves in the world?
Isaiah Washington says fa--ot and he's forced into rehab and almost loses his job. Michael Richards says n---er and he's crucified by the press. Paris Hilton says both and she's taking photos at fun parties with one of the most powerful men in America. Doy! Cue this.
Anonymous said:
The photo makes it appear she's sitting on his left thigh, and his left hand is reaching for... hmmm...
Anonymous said:
Antonio: Would you like to try some chorizo?
Anonymous said:
5:17 - powerful? Yeah, his breath is powerful - not much else.
Anonymous said:
Paris is asking him "Antonio do you think you can get me off the probation I got for my DUI?"
Anonymous said:
2:29 -- What do you say about mayor's son taking picutre with Paris? Random act, too?
Anonymous said:
"You can bring your video camera Ms. Hilton--the L.A. Times will keep it a secret."
Anonymous said:
5:17 get a life.
Anonymous said:
The pic is Hot, you go Mayor, you are hot too. the hatters are not HOT.
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