"Affordable Birth Control Crisis" Solved: Free Official City Condoms
On Valentine's Day, city employees handed out 150,000 "official" condoms. Well, not in OUR city, but in "The City," according to The New York Times.Should we do the same thing here? If so, please advise: i) what language or languages should be on the label; ii) how much in legal fees will we have to pay for "it didn't work" lawsuits; and iii) who should be the official spokesperson?
The Second Rule of Comedy, by the way, is "Anything involving a bodily function is funny." I learned that in Comedy Traffic School.
Posted by Walter Moore @ 2/14/2007 11:29:00 PM
2 Comments:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen (Bows low):
I don't think it's a question of what the language on the wrapper is, but more a question of size, savvy? I for one know for a fact that any contact with the City or Clowncil requires wearing a full length body condom. Oh bugger, mine's got a hole in it. (Rolls eyes) One can only wonder what THAT will beget.
HA HA HA HA HA!!!! In mexican...definitely in mexican!
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