What were al-Zarqawi’s final words?
By Jennifer SolisMayor Sam admonished me to stick to local political commentary, but after watching General Caldwell’s press conference, where it was revealed that the 39-year-old terrorist did not die immediately after being hit on the head by two 500-pound bombs, I’ve just have to know – what were his final words?
It doesn’t look like any of our medics were in a hurry to get him to a hospital, so that he might survive, and eventually go on trial after Sadaam. But I’m looking for a possible medical malpractice lawsuit here. The ICLU (Iraq Civil Liberties Union) is also considering possible legal action against Task Force 145, for acting as judge and jury, not to mention jurisdictional issues.
Finally, did the administration seek an environmental impact report before dropping bombs on Abu Musab’s safe house? Rumor has it that it was his real estate agent that turned him in. Obviously, the guy wasn’t a Realtor.
So, please check your copious sources, and if you can find out what were his final words before assuming room temperature, please post it here. Thanks.
Posted by Anonymous @ 6/09/2006 07:52:00 PM
40 Comments:
Last words: "Recall Villaraigosa"!
His final comment: "Tell Jennifer Solis to stop spining stories, it's driving me nuts!"
As he sighed he said "Make sure Jennifer gets deprogrammed soon."
O.J. Did It
Si Se Puede
Reliable sources are reporting his last words were;
NO HOME DEPOT IN SUNLAND-TUJUNGA!"
It took him two whole minutes to say all that?
Quite a mouthful for a guy that just had a 500 lb bomb drop on his head.
Last word: D'oh !
Zarqawi:
The wrath of God shall fall upon the people of AD 38, for they have forsaken the noble Jim Alger, in favor of the usurious and niggardly Lyn Shaw-Hilfenhaus.
The lord is stern in retribution.
OK That was over the top.
Alger lost by a measly 700 votes... WAY better than ANYONE in the party thought he would do.
Conventional wisdom is that he lost because of low turnout, that's probably true but he should be proud of his showing.
He was a virtual unknown a year ago, survived a cowardly hit piece, an opponent who was entrenched in both labor and the democratic party, had every endorsement known to man and who outspent him 3-1.
Folks in CD12 can't be resting easy as Alger has shown his viability.
Last words: "Hillary in '08"
10:14 a.m. what does niggardly mean? I went to a LAUSD school?
Last words...
God Damn Mayor Sam ratted me out
A. Did anyone else feel that? I think it was a "6" on the Richter sclae.
B. I demand to see my lawyer!
C. Can't we all just get along.
D. I only LOOK like Al Zarkawi
Should have been "scale"
AZ's last words: "I'm tired of hearing about Jim Alger"
Bleep - should have stayed another night in the safehouse in El Sereno with my bud Marcos Aguila
AZ: "The Omens Sucks"
Niggardly: [Adjective] Petty or reluctant in giving or spending.
Weezie studied at LAUSD, then went on to Harvard.
"Dream with me"
He said
Tell Marcos to read "shut up and sing"
What happened to all the women I was promised
JENNIFER NOT ANOTHER SPIN FOR MARCOS!
"We may have lost the battle, but my followers are gonna roll up their sleeves, and...blah-blah-blah!
Last words: "Tell the virgins I'm on the way" or FUCK--That Hurt!!
I'm gay.
"Doug McIntyre is right"
derkah derkah
"I Shat myself"
To 8:21: LOL. Thank you for reminding me of one of the funniest movies ever made. It took me a while to find it. The "traditional" spelling is "derka derka."
Let's not kid ourselves and act as though we did a great deed by killing Zarqawi, he was really not the one we were originally after. we are pulling at straws here. Bin Ladin is the one we wanted. We keep arresting, killing, putting jail, all of the wrong people. This is always the situation with us. Did we capture Castro in the Bay of Pigs, or anyone else for that matter I can name many. C'mon guys we can do it this time?
We keep arresting, killing, putting jail, all of the wrong people.
ESTUPIDO! HE WAS WANTED. HE WAS NOT A WRONG TARGET. HE WAS A TARGET. YOU ARE ESTUPIDO FOR TWISITING YOUR LIBERAL PROPAGANDA! WRONG PEOPLE, PLEASE.
So Zarqawi beheaded a couple of jews, big deal.
Bin Ladin orchestrated the murder thousands. When will he be brought to justice?
Maybe UBL will compromise Republicans. It was, after all, the CIA who built his network of caves, back in the 80's when we armed him to fight the Soviets.
If I told you once, I've told you a million times, NO flambe!
4:25
Wrong Answer. You're still estupido.
Damn, I knew those new neighbors from Lancaster had a meth lab!
Marcos, Marcos, go back and teach them to hate America!
Put a picture of my before photo in the class.
Zarqawi:
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
"IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
AZ:
"Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects
It was you, nigga
Tell the truth, nigga
Bush knocked down the towers"
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