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Monday, May 22, 2006

Black Market In Junk Food

You may know there is a ban on the sale of "junk food" in our schools. You may not know that there is a "black market" for the sale of that junk food. Enterprising students, in the proud tradition of Prohibition, purchase the contraband off campus; re-package it; and re-sell it to classmates for a profit. Presumably Cheeto's would be too risky due to the tell-tale orange fingers. I haven't heard of any student getting caught, but if he did, he would presumably try to raise the "Twinkie Defense."

10 Comments:

Blogger dgarzila said:

el santo is back

que bueno

May 23, 2006 2:48 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I understand that Mayor Villaraigosa was not pleased with the U.S. Congress voting a bill that makes English our official language. The mayor indicated that Congress had more important problems than to vote on such a measure (or words to that effect). While Congress was voting on that issue, isn't it true that you were speaking at a news conference of La Raza, and we all know where they stand on issues?
And by the way, Mr. Mayor, what is the "national" language of Mexico and is everything there printed in Spanish and English?
- Brad Accosta
Tujunga

May 23, 2006 6:32 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Kids selling candy out of backpacks is nothing new at LAUSD.

May 23, 2006 7:25 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

el santo the retard

May 23, 2006 8:33 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I paid for college with elementary school candy sales...come on, is this really "newsworthy" ?!?!??!?! I think not.

May 23, 2006 9:34 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

El Santo,

You are probably an illegal so you can't vote anyway.

May 23, 2006 9:48 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey El Santo is nothing more than a "Luchador" with little or no education like the rest of them moocher sonabiches. Santo, do you know what the zeta function is? Heck he dont know, he is voting for some loose legged "Freehole" thats running for senate under the pretext of crying to that other illegal from TJ. Bet he dont know what Zeta Function is? any takers?

May 23, 2006 10:05 AM  

Blogger Sahra Bogado said:

One of my brothers made his elementary school fortune selling candy to rich kids. They lived in neighborhoods that didn't have corner stores - and I remember him charging $1 (in 1985) for a candy bar. Pretty awesome deal all around, except that he started eating his profits and gained weight.

American schools do have a problem serving up quality food, but this sort of low-level economic activity isn't that big of a deal.

May 23, 2006 12:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Arriba los Rudos!!!!
Hey santo, your nothing more than a washed up pair of chones on the shore of Hansen Dam. And thank you for flashing your knowledge of algebra 101, but do you really know what the Zeta Function is? No? Las mamadas son un cuarto abajo del ombligo!
told ya everyone, he does not know what the Zeta Function is? HaaaHaaaaHaaa He probably graduated from LAUSD with the rest of those wetbacks! HAHAHAHA

May 23, 2006 3:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What the hell is up el gringo's butt... don't take his shit el santo

May 23, 2006 8:30 PM  

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