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Monday, May 22, 2006

Black Market In Junk Food

You may know there is a ban on the sale of "junk food" in our schools. You may not know that there is a "black market" for the sale of that junk food. Enterprising students, in the proud tradition of Prohibition, purchase the contraband off campus; re-package it; and re-sell it to classmates for a profit. Presumably Cheeto's would be too risky due to the tell-tale orange fingers. I haven't heard of any student getting caught, but if he did, he would presumably try to raise the "Twinkie Defense."

13 Comments:

Blogger El Santo said:

Jello amigos...

¿Do you want a Used Car Dealer deciding who your next State Senator is?

¡Not me cabrones!

¡I'm voting for Cindy Montañez!

¡Pipo, I still want to get you in the ring perro!

May 23, 2006 12:26 AM  

Blogger dgarzila said:

el santo is back

que bueno

May 23, 2006 2:48 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I understand that Mayor Villaraigosa was not pleased with the U.S. Congress voting a bill that makes English our official language. The mayor indicated that Congress had more important problems than to vote on such a measure (or words to that effect). While Congress was voting on that issue, isn't it true that you were speaking at a news conference of La Raza, and we all know where they stand on issues?
And by the way, Mr. Mayor, what is the "national" language of Mexico and is everything there printed in Spanish and English?
- Brad Accosta
Tujunga

May 23, 2006 6:32 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Kids selling candy out of backpacks is nothing new at LAUSD.

May 23, 2006 7:25 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

el santo the retard

May 23, 2006 8:33 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I paid for college with elementary school candy sales...come on, is this really "newsworthy" ?!?!??!?! I think not.

May 23, 2006 9:34 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

El Santo,

You are probably an illegal so you can't vote anyway.

May 23, 2006 9:48 AM  

Anonymous El Gringo said:

Hey El Santo is nothing more than a "Luchador" with little or no education like the rest of them moocher sonabiches. Santo, do you know what the zeta function is? Heck he dont know, he is voting for some loose legged "Freehole" thats running for senate under the pretext of crying to that other illegal from TJ. Bet he dont know what Zeta Function is? any takers?

May 23, 2006 10:05 AM  

Blogger ubrayj02 said:

One of my brothers made his elementary school fortune selling candy to rich kids. They lived in neighborhoods that didn't have corner stores - and I remember him charging $1 (in 1985) for a candy bar. Pretty awesome deal all around, except that he started eating his profits and gained weight.

American schools do have a problem serving up quality food, but this sort of low-level economic activity isn't that big of a deal.

May 23, 2006 12:50 PM  

Blogger El Santo said:

¡Ay Gringo!

Don’t be mad because your ex-girlfriend broke up with you to date a Latino. ¿Or maybe it was your wife?

I can talk to you about integrals, standard deviations, and why I’m better looking than you.

After all these pendejadas about immigration are over, we will all continue to live in Los Estados Unidos Americanos and continue to vote.

And El Gordo Padilla will still be in the City Council for another 3 years.

¡Get in the ring with me GRINGO!

May 23, 2006 3:28 PM  

Anonymous El Gringo said:

Arriba los Rudos!!!!
Hey santo, your nothing more than a washed up pair of chones on the shore of Hansen Dam. And thank you for flashing your knowledge of algebra 101, but do you really know what the Zeta Function is? No? Las mamadas son un cuarto abajo del ombligo!
told ya everyone, he does not know what the Zeta Function is? HaaaHaaaaHaaa He probably graduated from LAUSD with the rest of those wetbacks! HAHAHAHA

May 23, 2006 3:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What the hell is up el gringo's butt... don't take his shit el santo

May 23, 2006 8:30 PM  

Blogger Laborthug said:

This site done' become an "academic decathlon."
Hey, what's next Gringo?
Spelling bee contest?

T-U M-A-D-R-E , E-S U-N-A...P____________

now, its scrabble.

play with it dum dum

May 24, 2006 8:16 PM  

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