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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Goin' Fishin'

Howdy folks, just a note to let you know that your lovable Mayor Sam will be out of town for the next several days on my annual fishing trip in the Okefenokee Swamp. However, unlike LA Observed which shuts down when Kevin Roderick goes for a taco, the Sister City will be ably manned as always by Mayor Frank, Mrs. Yorty and Chief Parker.

If you have a hot tip and need to get it to the folks here at the blog, please email one of them:

mayorfrank@gmail.com
mrsbettsyorty@yahoo.com
chiefwilliamparker@hotmail.com

See you later alligator!

12 Comments:

Anonymous Oscar said:

No one gives a fuck Mayor sam you maricon.

Mayor Frank how can a strong latino man like you work with two gabacho jotos like Mayor Sam and Chief Parker?

July 26, 2005 2:19 PM  

Blogger Chief Parker said:

Oscar,

I love you man! You are the funniest poster we've had in a while.

Hey Mayor Frank,

As a white guy i've always had a hard time telling what to do, since you are latino and all.

Although your wife does a good job of cleaning my house. Oscar do you clean houses or are your a gardner?

July 26, 2005 2:31 PM  

Anonymous Oscar said:

i hear that Chief is really David who used to work for Molina's office, gay boy from Santa Monica. Mayor sam is old councilman from the valley but I won;'t say who

July 26, 2005 2:51 PM  

Blogger Mayor Frank said:

Oscar - And that would make me?

Chief - Which one of my herom do you refer? They all have their specialties.

July 26, 2005 2:56 PM  

Blogger Chief Parker said:

Very true Mayor Frank.

Why don't you have your Tuesday gal come on over to my place tonight.

July 26, 2005 2:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mayor Sam - an old councilman from the Valley?? No way. Maybe an old reporter?

July 26, 2005 3:23 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Where is Tofu Girl? I miss her!!

July 26, 2005 5:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh Yeah! I almost forgot about your wild vegetarian. Why isn't she minding the store too? I'll bet you've upset her Mayor Sam by killing animals (fish) on your vacation.

July 26, 2005 6:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

dude, we want mansions in the valley now that all the MPs and High mi girls are gone from the vu.

July 27, 2005 1:11 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wendy GReuel is a MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

July 27, 2005 10:23 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

2:51 PM

Oscar,

You are right about Mayor Sam. Although, the Molina boy is questioned, but who knows, you might be right on that one too. I'll ask Molina manana.

Chow.

July 27, 2005 11:21 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How is the fishing David...or should I say port.

July 28, 2005 11:22 PM  

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