Nominations for the 2012 Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards
Its Time to open Nominations for the 2012 Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards!!
The lovely, curvy cheeks of our happy, right to work model
The Honorary Ass Clown Awards Master of Ceremony Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson.
Hola to all as we near 2012 getaway time.
On this last Friday of the year, the Mayor Sam Ass Clown Awards Committee, reconstituted itself at the local corner liquor store in CD 14, to brown bag our 2012 Political Ass Clown Awards Nominations. In the spirit of fostering an interactive dialog, we would like to extend an invitation to our cyber audience, to add your own nominations. With thanks to the nomination committee of numerous ex CD 14 staffers, Chato, Beto, Reggie and the over-taxed corner liquor store immigrant owner, we present our nominees, with the final awards secured in their respective brown bags until New Years Day---Scott Johnson.
Governor Moonbeam II
The One Party State of "Greece on the Pacific".
The former California Republican Party.
The 47% of uneducated voters.
The other 6% who helped reelect President Barack "H" Obama..
The California Democrats who passed AB 109.
Union Thug Mario Brito formerly of Occupy LA.
The mystical Fiscal Cliff.
The City Clowncil Central Committee
Termed-out Sacramento budget wreckers, turned City Clowncil Candidates.
The Old Gray Collectivist Hag on Spring Street.
The Infant Assemblyman Mike Gatto.
Each morning I wake up knowing that Barack "H" Obama was reelected President.
The "Weedleaf of Record".
"MEAT" (just because ; ).
....... and his "enabling Maven".
The incarcerated John Noguez (still on the public payroll).
Michael Bai
The 2012 City of LA Redistricting Committee.
Corrupt Building and Safety Inspectors. (Dedicated to City-wide Sam In).
The "GORDA" of LAUSD Board of Education.
The soon to be former AEG LA LIVE City-State.
Tim LIEweke.
The AlarCON Political Crime Family.
The multiple personas of City Councilman Paul Krekorian's Communications Director.
Gatto Truthers.
The Autry National Center.
Soon to be CD 4 City Council Candidate Andrew Westall.
The Villar Greuel.
The Bloggin Comandante of the Weekly of Record.
The "WWG".
The Dangerous Enemy of Freedom Lisa Sarno.
The former populist City Councilman Paul Krekorian.
Ed "No Chinatown Walmart" Reyes.
Now Carpetbagging Assemblyman Jimmy "PAC Laundryman" Gomez.
The diminutive strongman of the City Clowncil Central Committee Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson.
The lush President of the Board of Public Works Andrea AlarCON.
Ancient Gun Buyback Events.
A certain Dear Charro, Princeton Graduate City Councilman Jose Huizar.
LAPD Hollenbeck Division Field Sobriety Unit.
CRA LA with Chris Essel.
The Private Citizen/Political Consultant John Shallman.
A wannabee Aztec Educator in El Sereno.
......... and for the last time as the failure Mayor of Cuidad de Los Angeles Anttonio Ramon Villar!!
A vendido failure.
Your nominations are greatly appreciated.
Happy New Year!!
Scott Johnson in CD 14.
Labels: 2012 Ass Clown Awards., Ass Clown Award
Posted by Red Spot in CD 14 @ 12/28/2012 10:10:00 AM
33 Comments:
Phil Jennerjahn for endorsing Carment Trutanich or re-election while admitting that he didn't have time to vet him.
Talk about being a dangerous enemy of freedom!
The LAPD for:
1. Allowing Jose Huizar to sober up for two hours before administering a field sobriety test
2. Allowing Andrea Alarcon to take home he daughter instead of handing her over to Child Protective Services
3. Being an awful and dishonest organization from top to bottom.
I nominate Scott "Red Spot" Johnson, for his inability to make a point without perjorative namecalling, and his refusal to make an effort to write above the level of a 9 year old.
I would like to nominate Phil Jennerjahn because he is against a woman's right to choose an abortion EVEN IN THE CASE OF RAPE, INCEST, OR IF THE MOTHER'S LIFE IS IN DANGER.
And for his thinking that Adam Schiff's constituents would buy that line of thinking.
Alarcon and Shallman. I predict both will be prosecuted in 2013.
It has to be Mike Higby because he finally had an ephiphany about Paul Krekorian being no different than his council colleagues.
May be Higby should stay away from making political endorsements.
jeremy oberstein did not ghost write this nomination for jeremy oberstein as ass clown.
Ass Clowns are embodied in all the wannabes who work for current Councilmembers, figuring that if they just hold on long enough, they'll inherit their bosses' jobs. You know who they are.
Phil Jennerjahn is a big time Ass Clown, for pining away for a debate against Congressman Adam Schiff, and then showing up unprepared to debate actual policy issues which Schiff raised, acknowledging he had "no idea" what some of the issues were.
Jokerjahn
Sorry Phil J., but you are a bigger ass clown than both Alarcons because they at least figured out how to make a living out of politics and are likable. You havent and are a flamethrowing malcontent. I vote for Jennerjahn.
An Ass Clown is someone who runs year after year after year and keeps running despite never winning, always coming uo w/a excuse to keep running. THEREFORE, DAVID HERNANDEZ & PHIL JENNERJAHN are ass clowns o' the year.
Im wiff 5:32pm. It's PJ
Phil J
Phil Jennerjahn, Scott Johnson, Michael Higby. These are the 3 clear candidates for Ass Clown of the Year. It would be nice to finally see Phil win something!
I am a conservative and a Republican. It hurts me to say this but my nomination is ironically Phil Jennerjahn because while I hold most of his same views, he conducts himself in an utterly immature way, and lacks the common sense to make a case for his points. He gleefully plays into all the wrong stereotypes of conservatives. Sad.
Higby will never allow Jennerjahn to be Ass Clown because these two are in love. Phil may be a willing Ass Clown in bed, but Higby wants to keep it on the down low.
In order, Andrea Alarcon, Eric Garcetti and Phil Jennerjahn.
Carmen 'the Clown' Trutanich is missing from your list. Come on, after the screw up with having Baca endorsing him in uniform, then the YouTube farce, the phony police endorsements, the bogus ballot designation, the hilarious lie about being surrounded and shot at by gangmembers, the fishwrap of record calling him a 'Liar,' and then losing the DA race despite being the frontrunner, surely he takes top billing?
1- Gatto
2- Gatto truthers
3- Valley Gruel
4- Michael Bai
Win: Alarcon x 3
Place: Amy "Partner" Wakeland-Garfaker
Show: Phil "Can't Win" Jennerjohn
Nuch, phil and higby
Phil "no abortion under any circumstances, including rape" Jennerjahn.
Hey Higby, I wrote two paragraphs on why Phil and Herb Wesson are Ass Clowns, but you didn't post it. What gives?
Is this blog as fixed as City Council? Or do you just pretend that it's not?
Or do you only publish things where no effort to make salient points is made. Like the way Scott does it.
Are you allowing comments again?? This will get good!!
While it seems like the Alarcons are the clear favorite here, I'd like to make the case for Phil Jennerjahn being the political Ass Clown of the Year.
Phil endorsed Rick Perry for Prez.
Then Perry dropped out.
Perry endorsed Gingrich for Prez.
Then Gingrich dropped out.
Gingrich endorsed Romney, who lost.
Phil endorsed Santorum, who dropped out.
Then Phil, Santorum, and Gingrich endorsed Romney who lost.
Then Phil lost for Congress, coming unprepared to discuss the bills that Schiff raised. And may or may not have decided to then run again for l.a. city council.
The Alarcons may be a dysfunctional family facing personal and professional chaos, but they somehow earn two great salaries in the field. The Phil hasn't given up in the face of overwhelming odds that he'll never win a race in California makes him Ass Clown personified.
Oh good lord, I forgot! I see another commenter mentions that he endorsed Nuch Trutanich without having actually vetting his work in office! He now surpasses the Alarcons for sure, endorsing w/o researching.
Higby, Scott, why did you not mention Phil Jennerjahn as a possible candidate? If I recall, Phil won last year and had another immature and bizarre year in 2012.
You mention Gatto, who hasnt made any news this year. Same for others. But no mention of Jennerjahn, who got an actual nomination before getting wiped out again.
Your man crushes on Phil show you acting as if he was your girlfriend, making all three of you the biggest ass clowns. But I wont vote for either of you. I cast mine for PHIL JENNERJAHN ONLY! Ha ha.
The Mayor for his magnificent handling of the vote at the Democratic National Convention. Our esteemed Mayor is such a loser he does not know how to run a meeting.
It MUST be phil j. becuz he craves to be a part of the political world and he is his own worst enemy to attaining access. In a world where idiot tom la bonge has stuck around for decades, phil still cant figure out that his repellent personality is his albatross
There's a lot of votes for Phil and they're good points but has Phil really raised the bar to win another ass clown award?
My pick would have to be the Mayor for taking the act that we all know but do not love to the national stage this year, fumbling and bumbling taking a vote at the DNC while Flo from Alice had to advise him on the sidelines.
1- Gatto
2- Wendy Gruel
Minus the votes from joe Barrett and Mary Cummins, I clearly didn't win.
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